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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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Kick through autumn leaves, make a pot of tea, sing, put your favourite music on volume 11, dance like no-one is watching, Google 'dad jokes', go on a torch-lit walk in the countryside, make yourself a hot chocolate (with or without the fancy stuff on top), watch a favourite film... |
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"Kick through autumn leaves, make a pot of tea, sing, put your favourite music on volume 11, dance like no-one is watching, Google 'dad jokes', go on a torch-lit walk in the countryside, make yourself a hot chocolate (with or without the fancy stuff on top), watch a favourite film..."
Did you cut and paste that from Google? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Kick through autumn leaves, make a pot of tea, sing, put your favourite music on volume 11, dance like no-one is watching, Google 'dad jokes', go on a torch-lit walk in the countryside, make yourself a hot chocolate (with or without the fancy stuff on top), watch a favourite film...
Did you cut and paste that from Google?"
No I did not, you cheeky git! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"post a photograph of your cock next to a TV remote control.....
Why  "
photos like that always make people giggle.... and a good giggle will rid you of your grumpy 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everything is irritating me today! I’m so f****g grumpy. What can I do to snap out of it??"
Get naked under warm covers and cum until your arm won't work any longer and you can't get hard at all.
Say it with me...
"Orgasms are nature's cure-all" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look at images of people around the world who are suffering, then think about how good your life is."
This puts mine to shame.
Why not do both
Just not at the same time for the love of somebody's god  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"…….and breathe Malcolm
My name is Keith
I was talking to myself. I am Malcolm! Your post didn’t help. I’ve had to start on the wine to calm down "
Hi Malcolm. Lovely to meet you with your lovely curtains
I did try though. |
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"I got my tits out just for you 
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first 
That figures
I cried for a week  "
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either "
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.
My advice would be do what you feel, even an adult tantrum might help you out, writhe on the floor and wail, punch your mattress, watch something that matches what you feel. And then have a good night’s sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up "
I can see some sexual tension between those two  something is happening before our eyes |
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"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.
My advice would be do what you feel, even an adult tantrum might help you out, writhe on the floor and wail, punch your mattress, watch something that matches what you feel. And then have a good night’s sleep."
Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger |
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up "
I will be honest I’m not happy about that then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.
My advice would be do what you feel, even an adult tantrum might help you out, writhe on the floor and wail, punch your mattress, watch something that matches what you feel. And then have a good night’s sleep.
Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger "
Grumpy Malcolm is better at punchlines than the non grumpy one I have to admit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up
I can see some sexual tension between those two something is happening before our eyes "
You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS "
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up
I will be honest I’m not happy about that then "
Hugs all round? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.
My advice would be do what you feel, even an adult tantrum might help you out, writhe on the floor and wail, punch your mattress, watch something that matches what you feel. And then have a good night’s sleep.
Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger "
If you knew me, I’m quite the opposite but I appreciate the terse response to trying to help |
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"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.
My advice would be do what you feel, even an adult tantrum might help you out, writhe on the floor and wail, punch your mattress, watch something that matches what you feel. And then have a good night’s sleep.
Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger
Grumpy Malcolm is better at punchlines than the non grumpy one I have to admit "
Your profile name? Your neither |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up
I can see some sexual tension between those two something is happening before our eyes
You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it "
deflecting. There is definitely something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.
My advice would be do what you feel, even an adult tantrum might help you out, writhe on the floor and wail, punch your mattress, watch something that matches what you feel. And then have a good night’s sleep.
Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger
Grumpy Malcolm is better at punchlines than the non grumpy one I have to admit
Your profile name? Your neither "
start a roast thread please you are on fire tonight ! |
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher. "
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up
I can see some sexual tension between those two something is happening before our eyes
You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it
deflecting. There is definitely something "
There really isn’t |
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up
I can see some sexual tension between those two something is happening before our eyes
You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it "
Your head is stuck up your back eye! Probably why I blocked you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that "
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know! |
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!"
Millennials !!!! FFS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got my tits out just for you
You don’t like me so that won’t work
I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first
That figures
I cried for a week
I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either
Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up
I can see some sexual tension between those two something is happening before our eyes
You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it
Your head is stuck up your back eye! Probably why I blocked you "
Yes, that’s why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!"
Thanks gorgeous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Thanks gorgeous "
Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which. |
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Thanks gorgeous "
Clearly blind as well as stupid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Thanks gorgeous
Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which. "
Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Thanks gorgeous
Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.
Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful? "
Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Millennials !!!! FFS "
Throw a pizza on the roof. Worked for Walter White. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Thanks gorgeous
Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.
Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?
Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway "
Goofy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Thanks gorgeous
Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.
Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?
Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway
Goofy?"
Ahhh shucks. I think we need to move on. Though I would totally fight a dragon for you by the way. As long as it was asleep x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Thanks gorgeous
Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.
Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?
Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway
Goofy?
Ahhh shucks. I think we need to move on. Though I would totally fight a dragon for you by the way. As long as it was asleep x"
Or dead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
Thanks gorgeous
Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.
Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?
Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway
Goofy?
Ahhh shucks. I think we need to move on. Though I would totally fight a dragon for you by the way. As long as it was asleep x
Or dead?"
Ahh cmon I'd put a little effort in for you, you're a catch!
But yeah would totally pretend I got to be first. Just for the swoon |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!"
I'm guessing Hackney. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watch a feel good movie.xx
Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS
Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.
Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that
Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.
Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!
I'm guessing Hackney. "
God no. Not a hipster people! Not East London x |
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