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This week I’m looking for……..
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……….. a lady who can do the splits standing up.
I’d love to slap my bollocks against her legs doing the sex stood up.
If you’re vertically challenged I may consider you wearing high heels as well so I can get it in properly.
I’d love to hear from you if this is your thing.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
How do you do the splits standing up?
Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible?
And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference. 
I'm overthinking this aren't I? 
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over a year ago
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"How do you do the splits standing up?
Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible?
And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
A"
like van damme on a door frame full on bollock mistletoe |
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"How do you do the splits standing up?
Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible?
And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
A"
Yes, you’re overthinking. You need to visit Rex’s school of stand up fucking for all your tips  |
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"How do you do the splits standing up?
Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible?
And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
Alike van damme on a door frame full on bollock mistletoe"
^^ this,
But I’m not shagging JCVD  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you do the splits standing up?
Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible?
And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
Alike van damme on a door frame full on bollock mistletoe
^^ this,
But I’m not shagging JCVD "
for future reference dont kiss the mistletoe thats not how it works  |
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"How do you do the splits standing up?
Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible?
And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
Alike van damme on a door frame full on bollock mistletoe
^^ this,
But I’m not shagging JCVD for future reference dont kiss the mistletoe thats not how it works "
I’d sooner be on the end of a roundhouse kick than shag him  |
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"How do you do the splits standing up?
Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible?
And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
A"
Lol I think they’re mean 1 foot on the ground on the other foot in the air or are you just being pedantic? Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let me know when it’s a bend over thread I got it down to perfect laundry day picking odd socks up?"
Nope emm I have plenty off practice with plenty off practice partners  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I believe you're talking about a leg pull position. She could also rest her leg on your shoulder.
Err, I don’t do passengers. She needs to do it on her own with no resting  "
You'll be looking for a dancer then. Gotta have flexibility and strength.
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"I'm too gymnastically challenged to partake in the Rex Special this week. I hope you find the right pair of legs to bang your bollocks off 
Can you touch your toes then?  "
It has been known. If the occasion called for it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So what you're saying is you want me to stick a pole in my fanny and balance on that with the strength of my pelvic floor muscles and then do the splits with my little chubby legs?
I'm in.
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"So what you're saying is you want me to stick a pole in my fanny and balance on that with the strength of my pelvic floor muscles and then do the splits with my little chubby legs?
I'm in.
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Not just any old pole |
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"So what you're saying is you want me to stick a pole in my fanny and balance on that with the strength of my pelvic floor muscles and then do the splits with my little chubby legs?
I'm in.
Not just any old pole "
Your rusty old pole will do the job perfectly.
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"So what you're saying is you want me to stick a pole in my fanny and balance on that with the strength of my pelvic floor muscles and then do the splits with my little chubby legs?
I'm in.
Not just any old pole
Your rusty old pole will do the job perfectly.
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