BAD NEWS

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Due to loads of people on this site

telling santa they have been good

he has passed away

he split his sides laughing

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thats ok..cos Ive been shagging his wife yearly on xmas eve

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Due to loads of people on this site

telling santa they have been good

he has passed away

he split his sides laughing"

This a lie started on facebook

I am alive and kicking

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats ok..cos Ive been shagging his wife yearly on xmas eve"

I heard she was frustrated as he only ever cums down chimmeys

By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm always good. In fact, I've been told I'm excellent.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well seeing as theres more than one santa..I'll admit, its been the santa's wives I've been shagging

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm always good. In fact, I've been told I'm excellent.

well ur great for that xmas jizz

By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm always good. In fact, I've been told I'm excellent.

well ur great for that xmas jizz

No Xmas or New Years jizz for me. Mother Nature is a mean bitch.