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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds a bit ridiculous to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Surely part of the reason someone's a vegan is compassion and caring for others?

So it seems kind of counterintuitive for them to allow anyone to die

Also how does that work practically - someone's having a heart attack 'oh excuse me do you eat meat?, Can't administer CPR until I know'

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress..."

Yes that's just what we need Tom. More divisions. If we could separate them into straight and gay and black and white male and female the world will be much more harmonious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eat a vegan, sorted

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress..."

How would you know its a vegan?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?"

They will tell you

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Sounds a bit ridiculous to me"

It's good that Oxford University is paying for this kind of expertise. Makes you proud to be British.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't let this stress you out Tom. Try a little avocado.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?"

They don't wear a fur coat, big give away

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

I am unsure anyway how much that aliens from the star Vega like human beings, we do not have the best record for welcoming people that are a different colour to us. So not surprising that Vegans might not give us the kiss of life, but possibly wise if they breathe chlorine or something.

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?

They will tell you"

Help, help my house is on fire, I'm vegan before you think about rescuing me... cough cough...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who's Tom?

Anyway, humans are animals. No matter my thoughts about meat eaters, I wouldn't want one to suffer. Unless they asked for infliction of suffering!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best thing about this is the philosopher who suggested it is called Dr Plant...

but Dr Plant is himself a meat eater

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?"

Because Vegans are green with three arms and they breathe chlorine. Which is why getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from a Vegan is not a good idea in the first place.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress..."

I agree it's constitutionally wrong

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Best thing about this is the philosopher who suggested it is called Dr Plant...

but Dr Plant is himself a meat eater "

Well I guess with his name he could either be vegan or Nuclear power engineer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mama said vegans are the devil.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?

Because Vegans are green with three arms and they breathe chlorine. Which is why getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from a Vegan is not a good idea in the first place."

And what's wrong with being green

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?

Because Vegans are green with three arms and they breathe chlorine. Which is why getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from a Vegan is not a good idea in the first place.

And what's wrong with being green "

ask me that when you're 55

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?

Because Vegans are green with three arms and they breathe chlorine. Which is why getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from a Vegan is not a good idea in the first place.

And what's wrong with being green ask me that when you're 55 "

60 then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?

Because Vegans are green with three arms and they breathe chlorine. Which is why getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from a Vegan is not a good idea in the first place.

And what's wrong with being green ask me that when you're 55 60 then "

Haha I'm actually 59 tomorrow

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

Cows produce massive amounts of greenhouse gases- i eat cows so i am indirectly saving the planet one steak at a time… put that in your bamboo & hemp pipe and smoke it… actually don’t because it’s bad for the environment… see another planet saving measure.. i must be due an award or something!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well if I'm ever being eaten by a lion or a cow, maybe a herd of wild carnivorous lamb's I'm sure to yell "HELP ME I'M A VEGAN"

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Well if I'm ever being eaten by a lion or a cow, maybe a herd of wild carnivorous lamb's I'm sure to yell "HELP ME I'M A VEGAN""
like Zombie Cows & Lambs?? That could happen i suppose….

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Well if I'm ever being eaten by a lion or a cow, maybe a herd of wild carnivorous lamb's I'm sure to yell "HELP ME I'M A VEGAN" like Zombie Cows & Lambs?? That could happen i suppose…."

Deffo

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By *eard and TattsCouple  over a year ago

Cwmbran

Send bobs and vegan

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What if your a vegetarian?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?

Because Vegans are green with three arms and they breathe chlorine. Which is why getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from a Vegan is not a good idea in the first place.

And what's wrong with being green "

Nothing wrong with them being green, and the three arms are definitely an advantage doing the heart massage, but the chlorine breath leaves a nasty taste in your mouth...

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By *ackbydemandMan  over a year ago

Leicester


"Send bobs and vegan "

Quote of the century, you win the internet

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?

Because Vegans are green with three arms and they breathe chlorine. Which is why getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from a Vegan is not a good idea in the first place.

And what's wrong with being green ask me that when you're 55 60 then

Haha I'm actually 59 tomorrow "

god that was lucky lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think if you're a decent person you'll help anyone that genuinely needs it. If not then you're probably a c*nt.

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MrWho.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan  over a year ago

All over the place

Show do you know if somebosy is a vegan?

They will tell you, REPEATEDLY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Show do you know if somebosy is a vegan?

They will tell you, REPEATEDLY "

How do you know if somebody doesn't like vegans?

They will tell everyone, REPEATEDLY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s like the Good Guys ™? on Social Media, you know the self-proclaimed tolerant and nice ones? Always the worst ..

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By *iddle ManMan  over a year ago

Walsall

Articles like this do not help a vegans cause.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does swallowing make a person a cannibal?

If a vegan gave mouth to mouth to a non-vegan, have they broken their abstinence if they swap spit?

Perhaps we all ought to wear wrist bands. Green bands can only shop in places owned by greens. Blues can only marry blues. You get the picture.

What a wonderful world it'd NOT be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds a bit ridiculous to me

It's good that Oxford University is paying for this kind of expertise. Makes you proud to be British. "

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think if you're a decent person you'll help anyone that genuinely needs it. If not then you're probably a c*nt.

.

MrWho."

Agreed, irrespective of your dietary choices!

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By *olymalelincsMan  over a year ago

southend

I save vegans daily by stopping the evil cows from eatting all thier plants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Articles like this do not help a vegans cause. "

The bloke philosophising about this isn't vegan. He isn't aiming to help 'their cause'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In that case when food becomes hard to come by i argue the natural order would be for me to eat vegans then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In that case when food becomes hard to come by i argue the natural order would be for me to eat vegans then "

By hard to come by, you mean when McDonalds closes?

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"In that case when food becomes hard to come by i argue the natural order would be for me to eat vegans then "

Sainsbury is already out of pasta... Watch out vegans

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

More likely when the giant conglomerates have bought up all the meat producers and then cut production.

Then, with all plants being grown in factories due to soil degradation, they can charge wtf they want for an impossibly nutrionless meal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In that case when food becomes hard to come by i argue the natural order would be for me to eat vegans then

By hard to come by, you mean when McDonalds closes? "

greggs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In that case when food becomes hard to come by i argue the natural order would be for me to eat vegans then

Sainsbury is already out of pasta... Watch out vegans"

what you think i am a squillionaire i dont shop there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In that case when food becomes hard to come by i argue the natural order would be for me to eat vegans then

By hard to come by, you mean when McDonalds closes? greggs "

Just checking when it's safe to leave the house..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In that case when food becomes hard to come by i argue the natural order would be for me to eat vegans then

By hard to come by, you mean when McDonalds closes? greggs

Just checking when it's safe to leave the house.."

its ok theres 2 greggs on this street im on i think your a while off unless it gets too expensive then all bets are off

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple  over a year ago

liverpool

As I vegan I would save anyone who I could regardless of their views on food (or anything else really)

The premise seems pretty ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How would you know if there not vegan its not like theres a meateater membership card until its on the way out anyway

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Check their Greggs pasty in their hand for a vegetarian or cheese bake?

Tom, I think it's a right load of "Bio Gas!"

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Best thing about this is the philosopher who suggested it is called Dr Plant...

but Dr Plant is himself a meat eater "

There's a few meat eating plants. And not just Dr Plant's relatives.

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By *aturegentdurhamMan  over a year ago

Stanley


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?"

They would tell you they are they usually tell everyone.

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By *espacito56Man  over a year ago

Orkney


"Cows produce massive amounts of greenhouse gases- i eat cows so i am indirectly saving the planet one steak at a time… put that in your bamboo & hemp pipe and smoke it… actually don’t because it’s bad for the environment… see another planet saving measure.. i must be due an award or something!! "

Also, cows are 100% made of grass, so it's all a bit of a grey area...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress...

How would you know its a vegan?

They would tell you they are they usually tell everyone."

Ring the bell!

Third time so far for this classic

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

No consent here..

Our society is more divided than ever..

Who would of thought that what you eat would divide society

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How would you know if there not vegan its not like theres a meateater membership card until its on the way out anyway "

Because they fucking tell everybody.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boom. Number 4.

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By *eard and TattsCouple  over a year ago

Cwmbran


"How would you know if there not vegan its not like theres a meateater membership card until its on the way out anyway

Because they fucking tell everybody."

This fucking comment man haha

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

To be fair...it's a valid point..

As far as I know not many people go around proudly proclaiming that they eat chicken but for some reason....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair...it's a valid point..

As far as I know not many people go around proudly proclaiming that they eat chicken but for some reason...."

Yeah but the irony that even more people make the same joke over and over.

I've never actually heard anybody loudly proclaiming they were vegan. I've heard people loudly talking about what meat they'll eat my whole life.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple  over a year ago

liverpool


"To be fair...it's a valid point..

As far as I know not many people go around proudly proclaiming that they eat chicken but for some reason....

Yeah but the irony that even more people make the same joke over and over.

I've never actually heard anybody loudly proclaiming they were vegan. I've heard people loudly talking about what meat they'll eat my whole life."

I know I've genuinely never heard anyone loudly proclaim they're vegan. The only time I'll ever mention it is someone offers me something not vegan then it has to be said.

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By *un-n-frolicsMan  over a year ago

London


"To be fair...it's a valid point..

As far as I know not many people go around proudly proclaiming that they eat chicken but for some reason....

Yeah but the irony that even more people make the same joke over and over.

I've never actually heard anybody loudly proclaiming they were vegan. I've heard people loudly talking about what meat they'll eat my whole life.

I know I've genuinely never heard anyone loudly proclaim they're vegan. The only time I'll ever mention it is someone offers me something not vegan then it has to be said. "

I sometimes allude to it when discussing restaurant choice - i.e. I’d suggest something vegan, as it’s much more fun for me.

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"A professor from a University in Oxford which is the capital of Oxfordshire argues that because of the suffering that meat eaters inflict on animals that vegans are not obliged to save them, rescue them or give first aid. That's Tom's interpretation of the article.

It's all over the news but is the reverse true. Should Tom help a vegan in distress..."

Whos dress are they in?

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By *un-n-frolicsMan  over a year ago

London


"Surely part of the reason someone's a vegan is compassion and caring for others?

So it seems kind of counterintuitive for them to allow anyone to die

Also how does that work practically - someone's having a heart attack 'oh excuse me do you eat meat?, Can't administer CPR until I know' "

Maybe counterintuitive, but also logical: if we care about total happiness in the world, both now and in the future (unfortunately we can’t change the past), then it’s makes sense not to save non-vegans.

Except in practice. Better strategy not to annoy everyone and to appear “nice”.

But I’m guessing the philosopher was just having a fun little ironic frolic.

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