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And God Created Cat......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On the first day of creation God created the cat.
On the second day God created man, purely to serve the cat.
On the third day God created tuna, mice and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day God created honest toil, so that man could labour, purely for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day god created the ball of yarn, the feather thingy on a stick and the catnip mouse, so that the cat might (or might not) be amused.
On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day God went to rest. But the cat woke him up at 4.30 am.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the eighth day cat coughed up a furball...God stuck it between woman's legs .which is why it's called a pussy  "
This should be on the amazing facts thread.  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"On the first day of creation God created the cat.
On the second day God created man, purely to serve the cat.
On the third day God created tuna, mice and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day God created honest toil, so that man could labour, purely for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day god created the ball of yarn, the feather thingy on a stick and the catnip mouse, so that the cat might (or might not) be amused.
On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day God went to rest. But the cat woke him up at 4.30 am.
Winston"
lol and this is factual  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On the first day of creation God created the cat.
On the second day God created man, purely to serve the cat.
On the third day God created tuna, mice and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day God created honest toil, so that man could labour, purely for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day god created the ball of yarn, the feather thingy on a stick and the catnip mouse, so that the cat might (or might not) be amused.
On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day God went to rest. But the cat woke him up at 4.30 am.
Winstonlol and this is factual "
True story. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the first day of creation God created the cat.
On the second day God created man, purely to serve the cat.
On the third day God created tuna, mice and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day God created honest toil, so that man could labour, purely for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day god created the ball of yarn, the feather thingy on a stick and the catnip mouse, so that the cat might (or might not) be amused.
On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day God went to rest. But the cat woke him up at 4.30 am.
Winston"
All too true  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.
The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”
“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side.
Doberman, what do you believe in?”
The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”
“Ah, yes,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”
Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in......?”
The cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every day after cat shat in my garden and made it smell so bad i now cant stay out there for long and when not shitting in my garden cat dug up my flowers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every day after cat shat in my garden and made it smell so bad i now cant stay out there for long and when not shitting in my garden cat dug up my flowers "
He was probably making room for another shit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol this really made me smile
I love my Dexter,he is definitely my boss and he's so laid back and as gentle as a lamb
He came into my life when I really needed him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol this really made me smile
I love my Dexter,he is definitely my boss and he's so laid back and as gentle as a lamb
He came into my life when I really needed him"
We have a cat that has just been the best thing ever for all of us. I am truly enchanted by her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cat is, very probably, my best friend. I love him 
I've had him since he was a kitten and he's never woken me up during the night once. So considerate. |
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