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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Fact 2

Bananas do not reproduce

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Fact 3

Viagra can help plants stand up straighter and last longer

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Fact 4

Black apples exist

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so."

*puts sandwich down*

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Saturn

With carbon being abundant in this gas giant, lightning storms turn methane into soot which as it falls hardens into chunks of graphite and then rare diamonds! These diamond “hailstones” eventually melt into a liquid sea in the planet's hot cores.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

The "H" and "M" in H&M stem from its hunting and fishing roots.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We only breathe through 1 nostril at a time

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

The record for the most female orgasms is 134 in one hour.

Fat Men Last Longer: fat guys last on average over three times as long in the bedroom. A 2010 Turkish study looked into the average performance times of men over the course of a year. The researchers found that fat men could keep going for an average of 7 minutes 18 seconds, while skinny guys’ partners had to put up with a mere 108 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you can't put a Rountrees Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it...

other fruit pastilles are also available ....

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.

The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs, so you don't have to put anything up the passage to clean it.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason"

I knew about the sky but the eyes was new

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

I knew about the sky but the eyes was new"

Yes people who have blue eyes real don’t they just clear and it’s blue light back scatter that’s give the blue effect

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"We only breathe through 1 nostril at a time "

Currently hiding from the customer in my van... analysing my breathing!

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"The record for the most female orgasms is 134 in one hour.

Some of us can go for 108??? I need to up my game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Before gravity was invented, people use to just float around and use a forcola to change direction.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

I knew about the sky but the eyes was new

Yes people who have blue eyes real don’t they just clear and it’s blue light back scatter that’s give the blue effect "

I got blue eyes, staring at them now

Pair of liars

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed "

This is also untrue.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

I knew about the sky but the eyes was new

Yes people who have blue eyes real don’t they just clear and it’s blue light back scatter that’s give the blue effect "

People with blue eyes lack the dark pigment that brown eyed people have, that's quite right. People with green eyes have more brown pigment than blue eyed people but not enough for the colour to be observed as brown.

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

A man's penis can also be used for urinating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We only breathe through 1 nostril at a time

Currently hiding from the customer in my van... analysing my breathing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man's penis can also be used for urinating."

Liar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t get meets

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

‘A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter: What's the big deal about railroad tracks? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Well, because that's the way they built them in England, and English engineers designed the first US railroads'.

'Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the wagon tramways, and that's the gauge they used'.

'So, why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that same wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break more often on some of the old, long distance roads in England . You see, that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since'.

'And what about the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match or run the risk of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever'.

So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses (Two horses' asses)'.

Now, the twist to the story:

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah . The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but they had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature, of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass. And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important?

So, ancient horse's asses control almost everything and...

CURRENT Horses Asses are controlling everything else.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

I knew about the sky but the eyes was new

Yes people who have blue eyes real don’t they just clear and it’s blue light back scatter that’s give the blue effect

Yip 100%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Babies don’t realise they are a separate person from their mother until around 6 months old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Babies don’t realise they are a separate person from their mother until around 6 months old

So technically babies can wipe their own arses.

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

"A man's penis can also be used for urinating.

Liar

It must be true. Piers Morgan said so on GB News!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The "H" and "M" in H&M stem from its hunting and fishing roots."

Isn't it Hennes & Mauritz, the two founders?

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

"The record for the most female orgasms is 134 in one hour.

New favorite fact

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The record for the most female orgasms is 134 in one hour.

New favorite fact

What if it’s just fat Turkish men?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eugen Weidmann born(5 February 1908 died 17 June 1939) was a German criminal and serial killer who was executed by guillotine in France in June 1939, the last public execution in France

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bananas , pumpkins and avocados are actually berries

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed

This is also untrue. "

Well the nurse lied to me

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"A man's penis can also be used for urinating."

Err lies obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squirting is actually wee

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"The "H" and "M" in H&M stem from its hunting and fishing roots.

Isn't it Hennes & Mauritz, the two founders?"

Fuck knows

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Eyeballs DO grow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed

This is also untrue.

Well the nurse lied to me

Yes, they do that to try and explain away why colonoscopies are damn uncomfortable. It might not have many sensory nerve endings, but it sure as hell has other types of innervation, otherwise it wouldn't work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pigs penis has an anti clock wise spiral at the end. They literally have to screw

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Japan has a phone to call the dead

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Japan has a phone to call the dead"

Just ask logan Paul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed

This is also untrue. "

I thought that, after a colonoscopy, I can confirm when they went round the bend, it bloody hurt even sedated!!

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed

This is also untrue.

Well the nurse lied to me

But it actually wasn't uncomfortable in the slightest

I had no gas or air and i felt a push but certainly no pain or discomfort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeffery Epstein did kill himself.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Wait wait wait

So if the colon has no nerve endings why didn't I feel anything when she was taking biopsy samples?

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

I saw the metallic snipper cutting chunks out of me and bleeding but never felt it, not even imaginary pain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wait wait wait

So if the colon has no nerve endings why didn't I feel anything when she was taking biopsy samples?

I was fairly deeply sedated and as they went round a bend they hit something and I shouted ‘aaaah fuck’ so I obviously felt something

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed

This is also untrue.

Well the nurse lied to me

But it actually wasn't uncomfortable in the slightest

I had no gas or air and i felt a push but certainly no pain or discomfort "

Mine wasn't brilliant but I didn't have sedation because I needed to drive home. Most people have sedation.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Wait wait wait

So if the colon has no nerve endings why didn't I feel anything when she was taking biopsy samples?

Ouch

Yeah there's an area that was hard to reach because i was tense and that was the only bit i felt a little off

I was fairly deeply sedated and as they went round a bend they hit something and I shouted ‘aaaah fuck’ so I obviously felt something "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love when a thread drifts off subject. It always seems to lead to things going up peoples arses.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed

This is also untrue.

Well the nurse lied to me

But it actually wasn't uncomfortable in the slightest

I had no gas or air and i felt a push but certainly no pain or discomfort

Mine wasn't brilliant but I didn't have sedation because I needed to drive home. Most people have sedation."

Same had to drive but they were so professional and confident

Tbh the 2 hour wait hurt more

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Wait wait wait

So if the colon has no nerve endings why didn't I feel anything when she was taking biopsy samples?

No SENSORY nerve endings. Sensory nerves are not the only type. It has other types of nerve, forming part of the enteric nervous system. Your body wouldn't know what to absorb via the colon and it would not be able to contract (peristalsis) without innervation.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Wait wait wait

So if the colon has no nerve endings why didn't I feel anything when she was taking biopsy samples?

Ahh right

What a fascinating procedure

You'd think the inside of an arse hole and beyond would be less the interesting but i enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women get erections too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women get erections too

The one I banged in Thailand certainly did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In iceland(the bloody country) they have an app that let's you know if you're related or not,specifically made for dating, well you don't want end up shagging a relative do you

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Being spanked can release build ups of endorphins into your bloodstream that will give you a natural high.

(There is an art to it, it doesn't just mean slapping someone's bum!)

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Being spanked can release build ups of endorphins into your bloodstream that will give you a natural high.

(There is an art to it, it doesn't just mean slapping someone's bum!)"

What about being filled in?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

I knew about the sky but the eyes was new

Yes people who have blue eyes real don’t they just clear and it’s blue light back scatter that’s give the blue effect

I got blue eyes, staring at them now

Pair of liars "

Then we are related. One recessive gene one mutation thought to have happened 6 to 10 thousand years ago ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Jeffery Epstein did kill himself."

How do you know that's true nelly ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fact: Mr O, absolutely has the mental age of a 16 year old. He drives me insane, but I love him to bits and he makes me happy when I’m sad.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Women get erections too

The one I banged in Thailand certainly did."

that’s funny

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By *etWetWet453Couple over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed "

Nor does the brain

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so."

Mrs whale likes a facial

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

There is one animal that never dies...

the " immortal jellyfish"..it keeps reverting to its " teenage" years...!

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so."
do they get an erection though?

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so."

Never seen a can of Lynx that big, so can't be true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Following

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Blue Whale's heart can weigh over 180kg and can be heard beating over two miles away (underwater).

MrWho.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"A Blue Whale's heart can weigh over 180kg and can be heard beating over two miles away (underwater).

MrWho."
sonar?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so."

Just to make it clear to everyone, that 30 meters (98 feet) is the size of the whale, not the penis.

The penis is between 8 and 10 feet

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so.

*puts sandwich down*"

Adds tartare sauce ?

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so.

Just to make it clear to everyone, that 30 meters (98 feet) is the size of the whale, not the penis.

The penis is between 8 and 10 feet"

Not quite a BBC then

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Dogs can't look up.

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Why does mine keep using the Encyclopedia then ?

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By *ackbydemandMan over a year ago

Leicester

The US Airforce once accidentally dropped 4 live hydrogen bombs on Spain. The compensation money they paid kick started a building program on the coast that led to the creation of the modern package holiday.

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By *ackbydemandMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so.

Just to make it clear to everyone, that 30 meters (98 feet) is the size of the whale, not the penis.

The penis is between 8 and 10 feet

Not quite a BBC then"

BBC

Big Bluewhale Cock

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"The US Airforce once accidentally dropped 4 live hydrogen bombs on Spain. The compensation money they paid kick started a building program on the coast that led to the creation of the modern package holiday. "

Great fact!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dogs can't look up.

Is that from The Pub Landlords Big Book Of Facts?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Dogs can't look up.

Is that from The Pub Landlords Big Book Of Facts?"

I heard it down the Winchester.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The saying "the whole nine yards" comes from early American machine gun ammunition belts being nine yards long.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The saying "seven years bad luck" if you brake a mirror comes from how long it would take a servant in a mansion to pay off the debt if they broke one whilst going about their duties.

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By *ust me 999Man over a year ago

near you

"Fact 4

Black apples exist "

Like black peas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We only breathe through 1 nostril at a time "

Daniella Westbrook has done this for years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We only breathe through 1 nostril at a time

Daniella Westbrook has done this for years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since the invention of the conventional deck of 52 playing cards there has never been a repeat combination of a shuffled deck, ever!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bombs fell to earth as a result of a collision, they weren't dropped, and the Spanish coastal boom and mass tourism had started well before this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since the invention of the conventional deck of 52 playing cards there has never been a repeat combination of a shuffled deck, ever!!"

Phil ivy’s and his rigged deck shuffler would disagree with that and so would the uk cort system

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The centre of a candle flame is around 350 degrees centigrade

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By *s2pervsCouple over a year ago

Truro

"not enough room to swing a cat"...refers to lack of space below decks and the use of a cat o' nine tails as punishment.

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By *aturegentdurhamMan over a year ago

Stanley

Dogs can't look up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever wondered why pirates have an eye patch? Well it wasn't just pirates it was most sea fairing sailors who used to go below deck frequently, they used to switch the eye patch over so they could see better in the dark once they went below deck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We only breathe through 1 nostril at a time

Currently hiding from the customer in my van... analysing my breathing!

Glad I'm not the only one currently doing this!

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Was it captain Thomas Cook who flew the plane?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason"

So where does all the blue came from ?

My eyes are blue , so is the sky once u out of uk

Not sure about the sea . Looks worse every year .

Where is the blue cake from ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

So where does all the blue came from ?

My eyes are blue , so is the sky once u out of uk

Not sure about the sea . Looks worse every year .

Where is the blue cake from ? "

The blue colour is what is observed when white light scatters. The sea doesn't always look blue because it depends on the wavelengths of light striking it and the mineral content and other composition, as to how the light will scatter.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

So where does all the blue came from ?

My eyes are blue , so is the sky once u out of uk

Not sure about the sea . Looks worse every year .

Where is the blue cake from ?

The black sea isnt really black?!

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By *StepsAheadMan over a year ago

lancs

I get hard when sucked

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

All the planets in the Solar System can fit between Earth and Moon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"There are no blue eyes

People with blue eyes have clear eyes

It’s just tyndall effect that’s given the perespshoin

Same as the sky isn’t blue

And nither is the sea for the exact same reason

So where does all the blue came from ?

My eyes are blue , so is the sky once u out of uk

Not sure about the sea . Looks worse every year .

Where is the blue cake from ?

The black sea isnt really black?! "

It is at night time

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By *eadjeyecMan over a year ago

Bucks/London

The planet Uranus was originally named George

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By * and R cple4Couple over a year ago

swansea

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so.

Just to make it clear to everyone, that 30 meters (98 feet) is the size of the whale, not the penis.

The penis is between 8 and 10 feet

Not quite a BBC then"
Its a bbw big blue Willy ..

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By *ay-89Woman over a year ago

Norwich

A giraffes tongue is a blue/purple colour. It's a built in sun block to stop it getting burnt as they spend so much time eating.

They also have the same number of bones in their neck as a human.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"The planet Uranus was originally named George "

People used to be up all night, looking to the sky in the east.. For a glimpse if George's ring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can never dig half a hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our universe is a student school project

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By *umbiyaMan over a year ago

Halifax

Most of our life is already predetermined from birth based on our genetics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carrots were originally dark purple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's no I in team....but there's a U in cunt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Carrots were originally dark purple "

And broccoli

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

Strawberries are the only fruit that has its seeds on the outside

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.

The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs, so you don't have to put anything up the passage to clean it."
the eye is actually a part of the brain that you can see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worms can't fall over.

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

"A man's penis can also be used for urinating."
the actual required length if the penis is 2.5inches this is the actual minimum length that nature has set for human copulation and population, below that your just trying

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

"Babies don’t realise they are a separate person from their mother until around 6 months old

"
babies can breath and swallow simultaneously by way of a special valve, this is only possible till the baby is weaned then the valve is lost

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

"Eyeballs DO grow"
the length between the elbow and hand is the same regardless or your height

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Termites produce more methane than cows

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

"Dogs can't look up.

A"
individual dogs alwayse sh1t facing in the same direction, that's why the move around like they do just before they plop to find their bearings

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

It's 137 million on the euro and it could be you if you play

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

A barnacle (proportionally) has the longest penis of the animal kingdom

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

The bombs fell to earth as a result of a collision, they weren't dropped, and the Spanish coastal boom and mass tourism had started well before this.

"
when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, the war was already over, they dropped it to see what would happen

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By *issalignedTV/TS over a year ago

London

Colonel Saunders was 40 years old before he first cooked a chicken

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed "

Have you had a sigmoidoscopy or colonoscopy? I have hence the gas and air, sluuuu-rrrrrrp!

It hurts like hell if you stop the pain relief.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We only breathe through 1 nostril at a time "

How come I can inhale two mini marshmallows?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"The record for the most female orgasms is 134 in one hour.

134 challenge accepted, cracks fingers and goes in...wish me luck.

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

""not enough room to swing a cat"...refers to lack of space below decks and the use of a cat o' nine tails as punishment."
"son of a gun" referred to children that were born on ships, the only space available to women was the space next to the cannons as the phrase implies, a son of a gun

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Wait wait wait

So if the colon has no nerve endings why didn't I feel anything when she was taking biopsy samples?

I was fairly deeply sedated and as they went round a bend they hit something and I shouted ‘aaaah fuck’ so I obviously felt something "

Touche!

Me too, when I took a breather.

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

"You can never dig half a hole"
what if you needed a four foot hole and you stopped at two, wouldn't that be half an hole ? Surely

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why does mine keep using the Encyclopedia then ?"

Is his name Lycos?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"The saying "the whole nine yards" comes from early American machine gun ammunition belts being nine yards long."

Or the distance the guns cover on a spitfires wings. This one is still up for debate.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

The library in Reading is called Reading Central Library, as they are fed up with the same question.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"A giraffes tongue is a blue/purple colour. It's a built in sun block to stop it getting burnt as they spend so much time eating.

They also have the same number of bones in their neck as a human. "

and finger prints

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By *igblackcock69Man over a year ago

notts

"Carrots were originally dark purple "
the carrot making you see better at night came about as a propaganda rumour created by the British to throw the Germans off the fact that radar was the reason night flying was possible, it was also to encouraged people to plant victory vegetables to help fight war time famine

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"You can never dig half a hole what if you needed a four foot hole and you stopped at two, wouldn't that be half an hole ? Surely "

It's a two foot hole

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Colonel Saunders was 40 years old before he first cooked a chicken "

Is he related in anyway to colonel sanders of the 11 secret herbs and spices fame?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *issalignedTV/TS over a year ago

London

"Colonel Saunders was 40 years old before he first cooked a chicken

Is he related in anyway to colonel sanders of the 11 secret herbs and spices fame? "

Damned prediction text

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Penguins don’t die if they fall backwards , unless it’s off a cliff to solid ground

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

"Colonel Saunders was 40 years old before he first cooked a chicken

Is he related in anyway to colonel sanders of the 11 secret herbs and spices fame?

Damned prediction text

...should read Jennifer Saunders

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By *alguyMan over a year ago

Gibraltar & Manchester

A banana is not a fruit. Its not a vegetable either.

Its actually a herb

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Carrots were originally dark purple the carrot making you see better at night came about as a propaganda rumour created by the British to throw the Germans off the fact that radar was the reason night flying was possible, it was also to encouraged people to plant victory vegetables to help fight war time famine "

I think they were bread that colour as inHolland/Netherlands the national colour is orange.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"A banana is not a fruit. Its not a vegetable either.

Its actually a herb "

Yes and Bananaman first appeared in Nutty, before moving over to the Dandy and Beano

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bombs fell to earth as a result of a collision, they weren't dropped, and the Spanish coastal boom and mass tourism had started well before this.

when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, the war was already over, they dropped it to see what would happen"

What

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Carrots were originally dark purple "

Did they get a rebrand like opal fruits?

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

An arsehole can stretch open wider than the vagina!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dogs can’t look up!

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Facts that will blow your mind.

(Submarines)

The UK have 11

India 17

Japan 20

Iran 29

North Korea 36

Russia 64

USA 68

China 79

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form."

One hundred and one etc.

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By *it4uMan over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

There are twice as many eyebrows in the world than people.

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

One hundred and one etc."

Very true but only in the UK we use "and" but everywhere else it's written as one hundred one

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By *melia DominaTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"‘A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter: What's the big deal about railroad tracks? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Well, because that's the way they built them in England, and English engineers designed the first US railroads'.

'Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the wagon tramways, and that's the gauge they used'.

Now, the twist to the story:

So, ancient horse's asses control almost everything and...

CURRENT Horses Asses are controlling everything else.'

"
okay I just geeked myself out!!

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"The "H" and "M" in H&M stem from its hunting and fishing roots."

GAP clothing brand stands for Gay and Proud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not touch is the worst possible thing you can read in Braille.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're no longer covered by your parents health insurance your manufacturers warranty has run out.

Winston

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

'Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the wagon tramways, and that's the gauge they used'.

Now, the twist to the story:

So, ancient horse's asses control almost everything and...

CURRENT Horses Asses are controlling everything else.'

okay I just geeked myself out!!

Animals have a lot to answer for. The road system in Boston was invented by an 18th century cow.

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

One hundred and one etc.

Very true but only in the UK we use "and" but everywhere else it's written as one hundred one "

German

Eine und swanzig

Literally one and twenty

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By *raigyboy1974Man over a year ago

Grangemouth

There’s more water in Loch Ness than all the lakes in England and Wales combined.

That’s one big and deep loch!

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By *ereagainlolMan over a year ago

Lerwick

"The record for the most female orgasms is 134 in one hour.

Some of us can go for 108??? I need to up my game

I'm skinny as a rake and will last for hours, fact.

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"Blue Whales

Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 liters of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty meters long or so."

And dat is the reason, the sea is salty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The UK government pays the oil and gas industry on average £13.6 billion a year to keep producing

But takes £0.3 billion in revenue

Though with the cost of things going up lately this has risen to £1.5 billion this year

So really only cost the country £12 billion

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body.

The Elysia cf. marginata, a type of sea slug, has been found to not only survive decapitation, but to be able to grow a whole new body from it. Ecologists at Nara Women's University in Japan found that, a few hours after having their heads severed from their bodies, the snails' heads were already nibbling on algae as if nothing had happened. In about 20 days, one-third of the sea slugs studied had fully grown back their bodies—heart included.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

All human life starts off female

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Science only recognises three biological sexes

Male

Female

Intersex

Don't shoot the messenger

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

Sausage rolls with a cheese slice popped in microwave with vinegar is actually nice

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple over a year ago

Cwmbran

The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 erections a night

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By *nlyfun3Woman over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"Post em here troops

I'll start, the colon has no nerve endings

If you're as sad as i am then you're probably amazed

This is also untrue. "

Yeap not true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A recent study of ants' sleep cycle found that the average worker ant takes approximately 250 naps each day, with each one lasting just over a minute. That adds up to 4 hours and 48 minutes of sleep per day. The research also found that 80 percent of the ant workforce was awake and active at any one time.

Didn't copy and paste this...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every drop of water you drink has passed through a dinosaur

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pigeons don't shit when they fly and can hit speeds of 90mph

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Mind blowing

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