FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > What's your excuse for not using the Titanic's swimming pool today ?

What's your excuse for not using the Titanic's swimming pool today ?

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *ryan... OP Man over a year ago

1950's Original

We take your answers Very seriously.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's pretty chilly in there at present

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

There was an iceberg lettuce in the self-service breakfast this morning.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can’t swim.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can’t swim.

I can really

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I plan on getting wet during another activity

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The water is at a funny angle

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

There's a shark in the water.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet have been shagging in it.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Because currently you can swim in the dining room instead..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ab FunstersCouple over a year ago

Midlands

It's to wet..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *llaandGCouple over a year ago

London

That thing. Over there. No, not that, the thing behind it.

Yep

That

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It seems to be a little bit flooded

Plenty of ice for my gin though…

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sadly I cant swim

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Because I'm rearranging the deck chairs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I've forgotten my shorts: not swimming trunks, just vodka as I'll need plenty of antifreeze.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wearing crotchless knickers is not allowed in the pool

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *azkinsWoman over a year ago

leeds

There's an old door with a dead body on it.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ryan... OP Man over a year ago

1950's Original

I watched a documentary on how they built the hull of the Titanic yesterday ..

...it was riveting

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"There's an old door with a dead body on it."

I'm reading that to the rhythm of "and she' climbing a stairway to heaven"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

Too cold for me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nterblueMan over a year ago

manchester

Lifeguard said she would let me feel her tits in the lifeboat.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

It’s flooded

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was like a beach. Too much sand in the pool.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shit myself

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Lifeguard said she would let me feel her tits in the lifeboat.

They weren't her tits, they were the pointy ends of the dinghy.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *issalignedTV/TS over a year ago

London

Ze Germans were already there

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wearing crotchless knickers is not allowed in the pool"

It is in my pool

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Its raining and i don't want to get wet

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shit myself"

Oh it was you huh? Took me ages to get that out of my hair.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iltopbearMan over a year ago

Norfolk

Too deep....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *mma29Couple over a year ago

wirral

"I watched a documentary on how they built the hull of the Titanic yesterday ..

...it was riveting

Good joke it deserved more.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *edstockings2Couple over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I am enjoying listening to the band xx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's no water in it and there's all those violins playing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound like a subject that needs a deep dive into

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not much of a communal bath person .

I thought you ment

Swinging pull

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I plan on getting wet during another activity

I’m in ^^

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shit myself"

In the pool ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t know how to scuba, but you go down and enjoy yourself, I’ll just doggy paddle on the top.

The mr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

I have a date with Rose in the back of my car

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

I’m busy trying to kick Cals safe open and rob the massive jewel he planned on giving to the ungrateful sulking bitch.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I might catch crabs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *obandruthCouple over a year ago

wolverhampton

It's at the bottom of the ocean.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It think it would be rubbish. I don’t know why I think that way, it’s just a sinking feeling I have.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ampant Lion34Man over a year ago

East Midlands

The water is a funny colour, smells like someone died in there, pheeeeew

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *irwolf20Man over a year ago

Nuneaton

No sun beds left

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Looks like someone peed in it judging by the colour of it.....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Well, it's just the sea now isn't it, I don't swim in the sea.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

There’s a shark in it!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The said swimming pool not less than 20 minutes ago was the restaurant?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a shark in it!

Actually there wouldn’t be sharks in it as to the time of year and position of the vessel!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *argaret James200TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"We take your answers Very seriously.

The water's a bit to dry for me today so I'll go tomorrow when they've promised to add some vodka to it.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *argaret James200TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"We take your answers Very seriously.

The water's a bit to dry for me today so I'll go tomorrow when they've promised to add some vodka to it."

No ice for me please.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ryan... OP Man over a year ago

1950's Original

"The water is a funny colour, smells like someone died in there, pheeeeew "
...

Icy dead people

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic