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Faceless profiles?
Nobody showed for the meet?
Cant get a meet?
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over a year ago
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"Too many dick pics in your inbox?
Faceless profiles?
Nobody showed for the meet?
Cant get a meet?
Here at the offices of fab and swingers, we represent those who just can't get it right
Call today and use the voucher code IDGAF for 2% off your consultation
What's the biggest injustice you've encountered on the swinging scene?
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I am sat around in sexy outfits and make up all day and not one man has ever asked if I am free right now and dressed! "
That's unheard of.
If you were in pyjamas, with bed hair, you'd be inundated. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Too many dick pics in your inbox?
Faceless profiles?
Nobody showed for the meet?
Cant get a meet?
Here at the offices of fab and swingers, we represent those who just can't get it right
Call today and use the voucher code IDGAF for 2% off your consultation
What's the biggest injustice you've encountered on the swinging scene?
We're here to listen...... To you"
do you offer beeter discount for locals |
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"I am sat around in sexy outfits and make up all day and not one man has ever asked if I am free right now and dressed!
That's unheard of.
If you were in pyjamas, with bed hair, you'd be inundated. "
Can you help;-) |
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"Too many dick pics in your inbox?
Faceless profiles?
Nobody showed for the meet?
Cant get a meet?
Here at the offices of fab and swingers, we represent those who just can't get it right
Call today and use the voucher code IDGAF for 2% off your consultation
What's the biggest injustice you've encountered on the swinging scene?
We're here to listen...... To you
do you offer beeter discount for locals"
3% local discount and you get priority on the reception desk humbugs |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Too many dick pics in your inbox?
Faceless profiles?
Nobody showed for the meet?
Cant get a meet?
Here at the offices of fab and swingers, we represent those who just can't get it right
Call today and use the voucher code IDGAF for 2% off your consultation
What's the biggest injustice you've encountered on the swinging scene?
We're here to listen...... To you
do you offer beeter discount for locals
3% local discount and you get priority on the reception desk humbugs "
aww awesome im in for a consultation |
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"Too many dick pics in your inbox?
Faceless profiles?
Nobody showed for the meet?
Cant get a meet?
Here at the offices of fab and swingers, we represent those who just can't get it right
Call today and use the voucher code IDGAF for 2% off your consultation
What's the biggest injustice you've encountered on the swinging scene?
We're here to listen...... To you
do you offer beeter discount for locals
3% local discount and you get priority on the reception desk humbugs
aww awesome im in for a consultation "
Speak with Cheryl/carol or Crystal on reception |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I am sat around in sexy outfits and make up all day and not one man has ever asked if I am free right now and dressed!
That's unheard of.
If you were in pyjamas, with bed hair, you'd be inundated.
Can you help;-)"
What size jamas are you? |
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I've got something you could advise me on if you don't mind
I keep getting messages from single blokes who want to show me how good they're going to suck me off and because It says I'm online and haven't replied as quickly as they'd like me to they block me hmmm strange.... advice please ... It clearly says on my profile no single men. |
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Biggest injustice? Gosh, I don’t feel people in my area truly appreciate just how approachable I am and instead I am forced (yes I am forced, I have no say, don’t tell me I don’t have to look, I have too, okay) read their whinging status messages about terrible encounters.
I’ve got me nob out, I’ve written some twaffle in my profile, it’s on you if you still make bad choices. |
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"I've got something you could advise me on if you don't mind
I keep getting messages from single blokes who want to show me how good they're going to suck me off and because It says I'm online and haven't replied as quickly as they'd like me to they block me hmmm strange.... advice please ... It clearly says on my profile no single men."
I can get you 10 million in harassment damages |
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"How far back do you go?
Can you backdate to my single profile?
I sent one guy pictures of myself and he told me my collar bone didn't match!
T"
Ive traced your old account back to pre covid era and files indicate the matter was resolved.
However, the single profile rate rose from 7.1% to 8.2% in March 2019 and as your case overlapped the transition period you are legally owed 0.9% compensation
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