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over a year ago
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"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair
Which period are we talking ?
50s , 60s ? "
I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair
Which period are we talking ?
50s , 60s ?
I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade "
Wait, so they're possibly naughty?
Teehee 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still on pjs with a hoodie over the top 
You're ill as well right?
And unshowered as yet, so yes, I’ll be pretending I’m not home "
Me too. Hey there fellow smelly. I'm bed bound today, do not feel good no sir! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair
Which period are we talking ?
50s , 60s ?
I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade
Wait, so they're possibly naughty?
Teehee
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They're possibly lacking in the elastic department these days... Hmmm, OP can I change my answer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair
Which period are we talking ?
50s , 60s ?
I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade
Wait, so they're possibly naughty?
Teehee
They're possibly lacking in the elastic department these days... Hmmm, OP can I change my answer "
Ah that's fine.
Just do the classic rearrangement of your life every 10 minutes when the fall halfway off your arse.
It's super hot.
But you can't do the elastic snapping sound.
Sad noises. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
Why are you naked in a car now? Haha
It's the bum heaters in her seats "
Nearly burnt my fanny once they are so hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
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I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
Why are you naked in a car now? Haha
It's the bum heaters in her seats
Nearly burnt my fanny once they are so hot
Minge Singe  "
Exactly !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
Why are you naked in a car now? Haha
Why not?
Saved heating the whole house
See, it makes sense "
Oh you have opened my eyes. Not just a pretty face are ya! Brb just moving into my car x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats "
That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.
The rest has positively ruined my day.
*deletes boo from hotlist*
The search continues. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats
That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.
The rest has positively ruined my day.
*deletes boo from hotlist*
The search continues. "
How rude!
Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?  |
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats "
Wonders if a fanny like an octopus squirts ink??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats
Wonders if a fanny like an octopus squirts ink??? "
You officially lowered the tone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats
That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.
The rest has positively ruined my day.
*deletes boo from hotlist*
The search continues.
How rude!
Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though? "
Weeks leading into months.
I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.
Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.
Heartbroken.
Truly.
Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything. |
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"Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!
I smell like a polecat too probs  "
I thought I was the only one with this kink.
To clarify, the mud is only down the one leg.
Oh my giddy aunt.  |
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"Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!
I smell like a polecat too probs
I thought I was the only one with this kink.
To clarify, the mud is only down the one leg.
Oh my giddy aunt. "
Wasn’t even from our dog!! A mad spaniel jumped up at me!!
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"Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!
I smell like a polecat too probs
I thought I was the only one with this kink.
To clarify, the mud is only down the one leg.
Oh my giddy aunt.
Wasn’t even from our dog!! A mad spaniel jumped up at me!!
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Is that cos all the sensible ones where giving you a wide berth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats
That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.
The rest has positively ruined my day.
*deletes boo from hotlist*
The search continues.
How rude!
Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?
Weeks leading into months.
I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.
Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.
Heartbroken.
Truly.
Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything. "
I'm more likely to be one of those Sat Nav Holders, that is built well, looks great in your eye line, but when it comes to Suction power I'm likely to fall at the last hurdle and end up down in the footwell....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats
That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.
The rest has positively ruined my day.
*deletes boo from hotlist*
The search continues.
How rude!
Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?
Weeks leading into months.
I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.
Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.
Heartbroken.
Truly.
Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything.
I'm more likely to be one of those Sat Nav Holders, that is built well, looks great in your eye line, but when it comes to Suction power I'm likely to fall at the last hurdle and end up down in the footwell......."
That's disappointing to hear. There's nothing worse than having a critical failure at the crucial moment.
We'll have to adjust your profile and feedback to reflect this.
It's vital consumer knowledge, people must know how substandard being with you really is.
Honestly, who knew finding sat nav fanny would be so hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats
That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.
The rest has positively ruined my day.
*deletes boo from hotlist*
The search continues.
How rude!
Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?
Weeks leading into months.
I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.
Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.
Heartbroken.
Truly.
Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything.
I'm more likely to be one of those Sat Nav Holders, that is built well, looks great in your eye line, but when it comes to Suction power I'm likely to fall at the last hurdle and end up down in the footwell.......
That's disappointing to hear. There's nothing worse than having a critical failure at the crucial moment.
We'll have to adjust your profile and feedback to reflect this.
It's vital consumer knowledge, people must know how substandard being with you really is.
Honestly, who knew finding sat nav fanny would be so hard. "
I pride myself on being the worst anyone will ever have, never denied that fact plus no one else wants the title so it works in my favour.
Sat Nav fannies are the worst, constantly send you to the wrong destination and have a habit of asking "are you nearly there yet"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats
That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.
The rest has positively ruined my day.
*deletes boo from hotlist*
The search continues.
How rude!
Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?
Weeks leading into months.
I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.
Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.
Heartbroken.
Truly.
Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything.
I'm more likely to be one of those Sat Nav Holders, that is built well, looks great in your eye line, but when it comes to Suction power I'm likely to fall at the last hurdle and end up down in the footwell.......
That's disappointing to hear. There's nothing worse than having a critical failure at the crucial moment.
We'll have to adjust your profile and feedback to reflect this.
It's vital consumer knowledge, people must know how substandard being with you really is.
Honestly, who knew finding sat nav fanny would be so hard.
I pride myself on being the worst anyone will ever have, never denied that fact plus no one else wants the title so it works in my favour.
Sat Nav fannies are the worst, constantly send you to the wrong destination and have a habit of asking "are you nearly there yet"?"
Exclusivity through unconventional means. I see, a radical approach.
There are complications, a drop in signal leaves everything blank and non descript, not being up to date and causing you to go to the wrong place at the wrong time.
It's fraught with danger, let alone when you change the settings and you find a man talking back to you.
That's a confused boner right there.
But we put up with it for the sucky sucky pop pop. |
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"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately
I hope you don't have a leather interior.
Or at least heated seats.
Or stick.
I have leather seats yes
I have heated seats yes
But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats
Wonders if a fanny like an octopus squirts ink??? "
If it does needs a trip to the clap clinic!! |
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