FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > When Jesus comes back will he have an iphone or android?

When Jesus comes back will he have an iphone or android?

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i-god

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i-god"

What network is that on?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *coobyroo218Couple over a year ago

Guernsey

He will have an android as sam-sung to him lololol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He will have an android as sam-sung to him lololol"

LMAO thats funny

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Android....Jesus has followers not the other way round.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Android....Jesus has followers not the other way round.

But Steve Jobs is god now isnt he?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iandsylviaCouple over a year ago

Ely

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

cos it has a halo?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the pope can have a twitter account then I'm sure He would follow

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think he will have an apple, a blackberry, 2 loaves and 5 fish.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think Hels Bells had an android yesterday but it didn't walk on water. So that ones out

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

God wont have a need for such primitive communication tools.

He will invent his own invite only social network called HeavenBook or some shit. Those not invited get cast down to Hell_Space.

I is a techno profit yo.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

i am back,and got an android.

Although i am trying to get steve job to do my marketing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

iPhone!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hitler offered Jesus an iron cross if he'd let him into heaven but his dad said, "Why the fook do you want an iron cross when you couldn't even carry a wooden one ya dick!"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *coobyroo218Couple over a year ago

Guernsey

"Hitler offered Jesus an iron cross if he'd let him into heaven but his dad said, "Why the fook do you want an iron cross when you couldn't even carry a wooden one ya dick!""