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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
May the odds be forever in your favour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
Is that not the one that plays the guitar?"
Yes and that one broke my banjo too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nelly your eyes are looking at me and seducing my mind and body and tits.
I have tits now?
2 ticks, need to check something. "
Ooh! I'm remotely doing things to tits? How's that for a superpower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me  "
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this."
Nell if you reading that he thinks your real name is Dan for some reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this."
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! .. "
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Lemon that she's bloody glorious and my ultimate girl crush  "
I'm just an average girl, with an average life. I work from nine to five. Hey hell, I pay the price! But thank you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just Another Dad Bod, I thought your username said just another dead bod and I was very scared.
I am also delighted we do not have someone making light of murder.
It is bad.
Apparently.
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Please tell Lemon that she's bloody glorious and my ultimate girl crush
I'm just an average girl, with an average life. I work from nine to five. Hey hell, I pay the price! But thank you. "
What a way to make a living.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A handsome hunk has asked me to say this.. lucky lady!!
Can you please tell Lemon that while I'd love to say something a bit jokey, I really want to say how genuinely gorgeous I think she is. Both in looks and sense of humour and I hope she always has the self-confidence to realise that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control ! "
Fellas, fellas!
I see everything.
No more lies.
No more drama.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control ! "
  ahh shit. Yeah. Thanks for trying  |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
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I am here to tell Thumper he has piqued the interest of a vagina that belongs to a beautiful woman.
*wet fanny noises probably* "
An entire vagina, just for me? Will there be candles? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control !
Fellas, fellas!
I see everything.
No more lies.
No more drama.
"
Can you see that I am wanking over Brigitte Machado’s picture this fine evening ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control ! "
I can be the scapegoat, it's cool, but I need something in return. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control !
ahh shit. Yeah. Thanks for trying "
I have your back because I want to smash your backdoor with my little key x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control !
I can be the scapegoat, it's cool, but I need something in return. "
I’ll buy you a lychee juice when we will meet in your grey Talbo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control !
I can be the scapegoat, it's cool, but I need something in return.
I’ll buy you a lychee juice when we will meet in your grey Talbo "
Make it a mango lassi and we have a deal
Right, what am I taking the blame for now? I'm ready... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control !
Fellas, fellas!
I see everything.
No more lies.
No more drama.
Can you see that I am wanking over Brigitte Machado’s picture this fine evening ? "
More lies.
It's an original copy of Wham's Club Tropicana on vinyl and cassette.
You dirty dirty bastard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am here to tell Thumper he has piqued the interest of a vagina that belongs to a beautiful woman.
*wet fanny noises probably*
An entire vagina, just for me? Will there be candles?"
Not in the vag!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control !
I can be the scapegoat, it's cool, but I need something in return.
I’ll buy you a lychee juice when we will meet in your grey Talbo
Make it a mango lassi and we have a deal
Right, what am I taking the blame for now? I'm ready..."
Give me time and I’ll find something to pin on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x
So it begins…
I am just posting what ppl send to me
You can tell Dan no.
No.
We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.
Non binding.
I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.
Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..
I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.
I had it under control !
Fellas, fellas!
I see everything.
No more lies.
No more drama.
Can you see that I am wanking over Brigitte Machado’s picture this fine evening ?
More lies.
It's an original copy of Wham's Club Tropicana on vinyl and cassette.
You dirty dirty bastard."
I can’t argue with the last sentence to be honest. I am one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A handsome hunk has asked me to say this.. lucky lady!!
Can you please tell Lemon that while I'd love to say something a bit jokey, I really want to say how genuinely gorgeous I think she is. Both in looks and sense of humour and I hope she always has the self-confidence to realise that "
That's very nice. I'm going to frame that and put it on my wall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell hippy... that she is one of the genuinely rare people that are more beautiful on the inside than the out. Even with those tits."
Aww, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A handsome hunk has asked me to say this.. lucky lady!!
Can you please tell Lemon that while I'd love to say something a bit jokey, I really want to say how genuinely gorgeous I think she is. Both in looks and sense of humour and I hope she always has the self-confidence to realise that
That's very nice. I'm going to frame that and put it on my wall. "
I can embroider that for you |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
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I am here to tell Thumper he has piqued the interest of a vagina that belongs to a beautiful woman.
*wet fanny noises probably*
An entire vagina, just for me? Will there be candles?
Not in the vag! "
You call this a party?
Pfffffff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mind posting stuff for anyone,would send something myself but ain't got the confidence for that
I love your shadows.
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Thanks,usually I get told that picture is shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for Dan. Apologies in advance as this is clearly my doing....
I love the smell of his silent farts when he rides on the bus 245"
Come on Nell, I *KNOW* this is really from you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A message for Dan. Apologies in advance as this is clearly my doing....
I love the smell of his silent farts when he rides on the bus 245
Come on Nell, I *KNOW* this is really from you "
Yes. Yes it is, but I'll need a mango lassi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mind posting stuff for anyone,would send something myself but ain't got the confidence for that
Do it!!! I’ll be your postie  "
But then they'll know who it came from  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey dude please pass on the following to the max
Hippychick, I used to have long hair and play guitar by campfires but alas now I only play guitar. Still I would labour all hours of all days to write you the perfect harmony and strum gently the most beautiful angelic sound tuned only to yours ears, for the chance to dance in the moonlight. It will make us feel warm and bright. Such a fine and natural sight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for the lovely LittleBird you lucky minx!
Could you please tell her she is beautiful and sexy and funny and sexy and I want to kiss her until the stars go to sleep x |
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"A message for the lovely LittleBird you lucky minx!
Could you please tell her she is beautiful and sexy and funny and sexy and I want to kiss her until the stars go to sleep x"
Oh my! Why thank you. What a beautiful thing to say |
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A Message for Hippychick.
Could you tell this stunning woman, that I have had her on my Hotlist for quite a while now, and love her near daily pictures thats posted. Just wish I had the chance to meet in person. Please keep them coming. |
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"Message for both the Mistypeaks.
What's the quickest way to Braintree?
Helicopter! Dur
I would’ve said Magic Carpet but the sender of the message wanted to remain anonymous "
I cant afford either if those!!
Oh, bugger it..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Message for Hippychick.
Could you tell this stunning woman, that I have had her on my Hotlist for quite a while now, and love her near daily pictures thats posted. Just wish I had the chance to meet in person. Please keep them coming."
Aww, thanks |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Could you reach Steve from Brighton to let him know that I’d be in Brighton soon and hope to bump into him at Morrison. "
Hes glad I got in touch. He was at tesco's. Typical bloody Steve behaviour... what's he like. |
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"Could you reach Steve from Brighton to let him know that I’d be in Brighton soon and hope to bump into him at Morrison.
Hes glad I got in touch. He was at tesco's. Typical bloody Steve behaviour... what's he like. "
Typical |
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"Could you reach Steve from Brighton to let him know that I’d be in Brighton soon and hope to bump into him at Morrison.
Hes glad I got in touch. He was at tesco's. Typical bloody Steve behaviour... what's he like.
Typical "
HOW DARE YOU!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!
You are very welcome mystery person Do I get any more clues about who you are? "
Someone you recently fabbed but won’t say more |
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"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!
You are very welcome mystery person Do I get any more clues about who you are?
Someone you recently fabbed but won’t say more "
It is Thursday so doesn't narrow it down much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!
You are very welcome mystery person Do I get any more clues about who you are?
Someone you recently fabbed but won’t say more
It is Thursday so doesn't narrow it down much "
I did try |
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"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!
You are very welcome mystery person Do I get any more clues about who you are?
Someone you recently fabbed but won’t say more
It is Thursday so doesn't narrow it down much
I did try "
Appreciate your effort  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you for the secret messages to me. I've flicked my bean several times reading about your appreciation. I really turn myself on when I read about myself. Large labia and kisses to you all. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm in again, happy to send only the most swooniest of poems x"
Menz you look so great! I'd sick you dry till the time is late. If your Mrs don't know it's extra great! Your cum in my mouth I'll ideally create |
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