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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is no fan of the Australians but a zoo in Sydney let five lions escape and tragedy was only avoided when trained snipers shot them with poison darts which made them sleep. If it can happen there then it can happen here. Tom avoids Colchester zoo for that very reason and even moved house because of it.. everyone has to die but in Tom's world he will not be eaten by lions.

It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They tranquillised 1 cub and the rest were put back inside in minutes without resorting to that. Histrionics aside, it’s quite a dull story

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Australia has teeny tiny killer spiders.

At least you can see a Lion when it wants to kill you and take appropriate action.

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By *hil most chillMan  over a year ago

South East & Europe

Another country, another nationality Tom is not a fan of. What a wonderful man.

What's going on here guys?

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Paws for thought.

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tom is no fan of the Australians but a zoo in Sydney let five lions escape and tragedy was only avoided when trained snipers shot them with poison darts which made them sleep. If it can happen there then it can happen here. Tom avoids Colchester zoo for that very reason and even moved house because of it.. everyone has to die but in Tom's world he will not be eaten by lions.

It's all over the news"

but you are their natural food, don't deny them a meal

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

In the jungle the mighty jungle the Loin sleeps tonight

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Don”t panic Tom, the rubber snake will get them

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford

When I was a kid the lions always escaped Chipperfield Circus.

It happened every year on April 1st.

Careless lion tamers.

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan  over a year ago

golden fields


" Tom avoids Colchester zoo for that very reason and even moved house because of it.. "

If the lion's had escaped Colchester Zoo. Surely the zoo is the safest place to be?

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A guy walks into a pub with a giraffe.

Bar man looks confused.

Man says" pint for me and a pint for my mate it's his birthday"

The bar man obliges and gives them a drink.

This goes on all night till the man and giraffe are paralytic d*unk.

The giraffe falls over and passes out.

The man goes to leave,the bar man shout's

"OI YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT LYING THERE "

the man turns and say's slurring

"It's not a lion it's a giraffe"

And walk's out.

Thank you very much,I'm here all week.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'll get my coat

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom moved away from Colchester when the wolves escaped from the zoo.. thankfully the police snipers killed the buggers before they could eat children..

Tom is no fan of a zoo...

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The people having sleepovers at Taronga zoo thought it was quite the adventure.

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

The lion was tranquillized and not poisoned; the crux of this issue is that some zoo employees become too complacent over time and do not execute all the protocols are meticulously as they are trained to do.

Zoos or to use their full title, zoological gardens used to be horrendous places where the animals imprisoned in unnatural surroundings exhibited behaviour that showed their distress from being in cages.

I visited Dublin Zoo, in the Phoenix Park, recently and it has immeasurably improved since my last visit in 1987.

The gorillas have their own island which mimics their natural environment albeit with vegetation and trees from a temperate environment rather than African species.

Regrettably, within decades zoos may be the only places where we are able to see extant species.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The lion was tranquillized and not poisoned; the crux of this issue is that some zoo employees become too complacent over time and do not execute all the protocols are meticulously as they are trained to do.

Zoos or to use their full title, zoological gardens used to be horrendous places where the animals imprisoned in unnatural surroundings exhibited behaviour that showed their distress from being in cages.

I visited Dublin Zoo, in the Phoenix Park, recently and it has immeasurably improved since my last visit in 1987.

The gorillas have their own island which mimics their natural environment albeit with vegetation and trees from a temperate environment rather than African species.

Regrettably, within decades zoos may be the only places where we are able to see extant species. "

Why do we need to see these vicious buggers.. Tom knows that T Rex existed from an encyclopedia. Now that was an evil bugger. Why can't children appreciate lions from a text book without the t by threat of being eaten by these buggers...

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"The lion was tranquillized and not poisoned; the crux of this issue is that some zoo employees become too complacent over time and do not execute all the protocols are meticulously as they are trained to do.

Zoos or to use their full title, zoological gardens used to be horrendous places where the animals imprisoned in unnatural surroundings exhibited behaviour that showed their distress from being in cages.

I visited Dublin Zoo, in the Phoenix Park, recently and it has immeasurably improved since my last visit in 1987.

The gorillas have their own island which mimics their natural environment albeit with vegetation and trees from a temperate environment rather than African species.

Regrettably, within decades zoos may be the only places where we are able to see extant species.

Why do we need to see these vicious buggers.. Tom knows that T Rex existed from an encyclopedia. Now that was an evil bugger. Why can't children appreciate lions from a text book without the t by threat of being eaten by these buggers..."

Oi Essex! No!!

Any sane person wants the natural world to survive and not disappear.

The people of Essex however....

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Let them live in Africa..

Tom does not want wolves and tigers over here...

There is a reason they are in cages and behind fences.. these buggers are dangerous in and want to be eat us..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Must be the sequel to del boy ( there is a rhino loose in the city) film idea

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By *mma29Couple  over a year ago

wirral


"Let them live in Africa..

Tom does not want wolves and tigers over here...

There is a reason they are in cages and behind fences.. these buggers are dangerous in and want to be eat us.."

I seen this thing on YouTube and a man raised a lion from a cub and it was nice and playful. So maybe they escaped to make new friends to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I live within a mile of Lincolnshire Wildlife Park and they have Tigers. I cannot shake the paranoia of coming face to face with one of the Tigger's, with intent on revenge for their years on incarceration. Right now. Most of the time I don't even think about it.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The sleepover experience at said zoo is called Roar and Snore, which I think is adorable

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

There was an incident in London Zoo some years ago when a lion brought a penguin into the lions' enclosure.

Thankfully, the penguin was safe. The lions couldn't get the wrapper off.

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"The sleepover experience at said zoo is called Roar and Snore, which I think is adorable "

Teronga is a fantastic visit...although still far from my favourite antipodean animal experiences- loved the place, wish i'd have been able to move there

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"There was an incident in London Zoo some years ago when a lion brought a penguin into the lions' enclosure.

Thankfully, the penguin was safe. The lions couldn't get the wrapper off."

And there was silly old me thinking it was cos they only ate Lion Bars

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London


"There was an incident in London Zoo some years ago when a lion brought a penguin into the lions' enclosure.

Thankfully, the penguin was safe. The lions couldn't get the wrapper off.

And there was silly old me thinking it was cos they only ate Lion Bars "

Woudln't that be cannibalism?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Another country, another nationality Tom is not a fan of. What a wonderful man.

What's going on here guys?"

Is tom a fan of Kanye?

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By *oppolocosTV/TS  over a year ago

inverurie

People who refer to themselves in the third person are weird.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who refer to themselves in the third person are weird. "

Sal has always said this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The lion was tranquillized and not poisoned; the crux of this issue is that some zoo employees become too complacent over time and do not execute all the protocols are meticulously as they are trained to do.

Zoos or to use their full title, zoological gardens used to be horrendous places where the animals imprisoned in unnatural surroundings exhibited behaviour that showed their distress from being in cages.

I visited Dublin Zoo, in the Phoenix Park, recently and it has immeasurably improved since my last visit in 1987.

The gorillas have their own island which mimics their natural environment albeit with vegetation and trees from a temperate environment rather than African species.

Regrettably, within decades zoos may be the only places where we are able to see extant species.

Why do we need to see these vicious buggers.. Tom knows that T Rex existed from an encyclopedia. Now that was an evil bugger. Why can't children appreciate lions from a text book without the t by threat of being eaten by these buggers..."

Tom you can purchase the Winchester model 1895 sbl like the one Chris Pratt you see using in Jurassic world. Winchester recommends it for Terex. I can confirm it's true but I don't know why the Terex had a candy bucket.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Don”t panic Tom, the rubber snake will get them "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tom, you don't have to worry about Lions and Tigers. They're your big cousins after all.

Now Jerry and Spike, they had better watch out...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's like the people who broke into a Zoo and threw the penguins into the lions ..it was ok though .the lions didn't eat the penguins...they couldn't get the wrapper's off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's like the people who broke into a Zoo and threw the penguins into the lions ..it was ok though .the lions didn't eat the penguins...they couldn't get the wrapper's off. "

Somebody's already done that one.

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