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Fab Hotel - Staff Edition

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Fab Hotel time again, but this time you're the wage slav e not the guest... Which job are you going to snap up before all that's left is room service? Obviously I'm on reception so I can be the nosiest about all the guests...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything but bell boy

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Bell boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll work in the security office in charge of CCTV

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Ooooo the can I be the plumber as plumbers get loads of fun in hotels according to websites that I visit lol

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By *ubyBlairWoman over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh

I always enjoyed my busty bar wench days, so I’ll let people tell me their secrets while I serve them in the all night residents bar

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Does it need a French maid? I've already got the outfit..

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

CEO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies Dresser (and undresser).

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Does it need a French maid? I've already got the outfit.."

Hey me too!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I’ll be the lounge singer, seductively draped over the piano…

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By *ipseyTwoCouple over a year ago

Biggleswade

Can I volunteer as security?

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By *ooki82Man over a year ago

Plymouth

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Bar manager, as it's what I do anyway

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By *ooki82Man over a year ago

Plymouth

"I’ll be the lounge singer, seductively draped over the piano…"

Il be the piano player

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By *abrina59TV/TS over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Def a maid for me if job oppertunity still open

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’ll be the lounge singer, seductively draped over the piano…

Il be the piano player "

Don’t get looking down my dress

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"I’ll be the lounge singer, seductively draped over the piano…"

Can I be the piano?

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By *isionofdignityWoman over a year ago

reading

Customer service manager please

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Just a back office job please!

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By *lexV16Man over a year ago

Welling

I’ll be IT guy

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Room Service

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Definitely not housekeeping.

I'll go for manager, so I can just swan about telling people what to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kitchens obviously, and wank into the Club Sandwiches of anyone who doesn’t tip on room service

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

Can I be room service? It's the pizza delivery of the hotel world right?

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

Concierge for us, grubby little fingers in all the pies…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room service for me……. Won’t say why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room service for me……. Won’t say why

^ (*secretly rifles through the dirty underwear pile*)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room service for me……. Won’t say why

^ (*secretly rifles through the dirty underwear pile*)

Oh no .. that’s housekeeping isn’t it? Ignore me … next!!

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Maintenance and decorating

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’ll be the lounge singer, seductively draped over the piano…

Can I be the piano?

Ooooooft

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I'll work in the spa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Concierge

Am really good at setting things up and organising things

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Night manager please.

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

Definitely night room service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room service for me……. Won’t say why

^ (*secretly rifles through the dirty underwear pile*)

Oh no .. that’s housekeeping isn’t it? Ignore me … next!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be the asshole chef

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ide be the lift operator. In the films it always goes on in the lift. Lol

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By *oshblueyedmanMan over a year ago

hereford

Book reader - or masseuse, love either.

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By *ine Time FontayneMan over a year ago

Bracknell

Chauffeur …… picking up horny couples from the airport and watching them in the rear view whilst I drive them to the hotel ……. and hopefully getting their room number as a tip !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mixologist - cocktail barman. For a few after hours drinks!

Might even make my favourite guests or staff a special drink or two.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Door man. I look better in uniform

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Window cleaner.

24 hrs job and the hotel has no curtains....