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Why can’t I get a meet? :-( (sad face)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*  ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
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"Like,
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread?
Fanks!
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Have you considered sending messages to anyone within a 100 mile radius with a close up pic of your scrotum and a request for a 'descrete fuk'? 60% of the time it works all of the time |
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Mainly because we’re mostly all looking for different things and have different tastes.
Finding people that align with all the ingredients is difficult and takes time.
It is definitely not impossible though and we have found over the years that not looking too hard leads to the best results.
Go figure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh that's easy. You gotta get with their friends, and ensure to make it last forever because ultimately, friendship never ends
You’ve got a very sporty look about you"
Stop flirting with me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve met someone once. 
Lately though? I dunno, I’m 10/10 on being politely declined after sending messages. So that’s a thing … I can’t get past the first hurdle of talking to someone I like.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
And yet nobody wants to fuck me.
Someone explain. Please? Fankewe
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Bend over Dan....I'll take (I mean give) one for the team........  
A |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
And yet nobody wants to fuck me.
Someone explain. Please? Fankewe
Ugly mate innit"
Yeah even the ugly birds won’t. I don’t get it!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
And yet nobody wants to fuck me.
Someone explain. Please? Fankewe
Bend over Dan....I'll take (I mean give) one for the team........
A"
He’ll ghost me in a minute … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
And yet nobody wants to fuck me.
Someone explain. Please? Fankewe
Ugly mate innit
Yeah even the ugly birds won’t. I don’t get it! "
Get the sex bag 3000.
Slip it in, become a golden god. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In all seriousness I think other single guys need to always remember that girls or couples with hot women in etc - get SHIT LOADS of messages. Shit loads. Literal 1000s. So half the time it's autopilot until they see whatever their dream scenario is, whether that's ripped black men, guys with cocks the size of a bears arm, or another hot couple.
So don't get too carried away with it, or send millions in one go cause that could be bad for your self esteem. Marathon not a sprint.
Also a few girls I've chatted to have just suddenly gone really WEIRD and silent for no reason. But again whatever, they have their own lives and issues and I certainly ain't expecting to be a priority.
Essay over thanks for coming to my TED talk |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
And yet nobody wants to fuck me.
Someone explain. Please? Fankewe
Bend over Dan....I'll take (I mean give) one for the team........
A
He’ll ghost me in a minute …"
You didn't say yes quick enough. 
Changed my mind now.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
And yet nobody wants to fuck me.
Someone explain. Please? Fankewe
Bend over Dan....I'll take (I mean give) one for the team........
A
He’ll ghost me in a minute …
You didn't say yes quick enough.
Changed my mind now.
A"
Damn you both, that was the sexiest thing I'd read all day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha
Oh PLEASE post the essay!! Pretty please  "
It's already in.
Was quite funny to see the tone shift fantastically.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It feels (for me anyway) most males that message me thinks I’m desperate for their cock n just want to meet for a quick fuck which for some / maybe most this is a quick fix but there seems to be a total lack of respect!!
A guy who can’t believe I don’t wanna turn up n be his n his mates a cum dump!!! Another one who is desperate his girlfriend is nearly 9 months pregnant n he would happily fuck me in his outhouse but I didn’t need to worry he would continue to use ne for a few months until the girlfriend got think n down below (they was not his words) went back to normal size I replied with a row if ????? To receive his reply saying but you a big girl you must be desperate by now |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha
Oh PLEASE post the essay!! Pretty please
It's already in.
Was quite funny to see the tone shift fantastically.
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It was actually very well written and full of completely valid points.
And a great distraction from my whimsical offer to bum Dan.
Irrespective of Meli's wish for some lady wank bank material....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug* ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
"
Come on Danny get a grip mate!
You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.
It’s the rule of natural selection that the women and couples will fill their boots with the bucks and tuxs beforehand! You cannot accomodate which suggests her in doors is lurking in the background!
Am I being obtuse? |
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The Great Fab Mystery! Why doesn't the lovely Dan get daily, nay, hourly meets? Only YOU, the people of Fab,can decide. So vote now!
Is it because:
A) Squirt is/isn't piss?
B) Girth is/isn't better than length?
C) Singleguysareallpatheticloserilliteratehorndogsamiriteladieslol?
D) Fab me, Fab me, Fab me!
E) What food and drink are you listening to for insertrelevantmeal?
F) I'm leaving forever?
Which one of these Fabulously popular reasons is responsible for Dan's drought?
Text the letter of your choice to Elephantis Media Solutions (lines are already closed but you will still be charged with intent to breach the peace).
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug* ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
Come on Danny get a grip mate!
You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.
It’s the rule of natural selection that the women and couples will fill their boots with the bucks and tuxs beforehand! You cannot accomodate which suggests her in doors is lurking in the background!
Am I being obtuse?"
Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug* ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
Come on Danny get a grip mate!
You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.
It’s the rule of natural selection that the women and couples will fill their boots with the bucks and tuxs beforehand! You cannot accomodate which suggests her in doors is lurking in the background!
Am I being obtuse?
Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!! "
Don’t forget the missus! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Great Fab Mystery! Why doesn't the lovely Dan get daily, nay, hourly meets? Only YOU, the people of Fab,can decide. So vote now!
Is it because:
A) Squirt is/isn't piss?
B) Girth is/isn't better than length?
C) Singleguysareallpatheticloserilliteratehorndogsamiriteladieslol?
D) Fab me, Fab me, Fab me!
E) What food and drink are you listening to for insertrelevantmeal?
F) I'm leaving forever?
Which one of these Fabulously popular reasons is responsible for Dan's drought?
Text the letter of your choice to Elephantis Media Solutions (lines are already closed but you will still be charged with intent to breach the peace).
"
(G) Are curvier girls sexier!?
Fabicide that one, mind  |
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"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug* ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
Come on Danny get a grip mate!
You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.
It’s the rule of natural selection that the women and couples will fill their boots with the bucks and tuxs beforehand! You cannot accomodate which suggests her in doors is lurking in the background!
Am I being obtuse?
Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!
Don’t forget the missus!"
Is she gym fit and hung too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug* ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
Come on Danny get a grip mate!
You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.
It’s the rule of natural selection that the women and couples will fill their boots with the bucks and tuxs beforehand! You cannot accomodate which suggests her in doors is lurking in the background!
Am I being obtuse?
Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!
Don’t forget the missus!"
Is she ripped and hung too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug* ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
Come on Danny get a grip mate!
You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.
It’s the rule of natural selection that the women and couples will fill their boots with the bucks and tuxs beforehand! You cannot accomodate which suggests her in doors is lurking in the background!
Am I being obtuse?
Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!
Don’t forget the missus!"
Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung *SINGLE* BASTARDS!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug* ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
Come on Danny get a grip mate!
You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.
It’s the rule of natural selection that the women and couples will fill their boots with the bucks and tuxs beforehand! You cannot accomodate which suggests her in doors is lurking in the background!
Am I being obtuse?
Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!
Don’t forget the missus!
Is she gym fit and hung too? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Great Fab Mystery! Why doesn't the lovely Dan get daily, nay, hourly meets? Only YOU, the people of Fab,can decide. So vote now!
Is it because:
A) Squirt is/isn't piss?
B) Girth is/isn't better than length?
C) Singleguysareallpatheticloserilliteratehorndogsamiriteladieslol?
D) Fab me, Fab me, Fab me!
E) What food and drink are you listening to for insertrelevantmeal?
F) I'm leaving forever?
Which one of these Fabulously popular reasons is responsible for Dan's drought?
Text the letter of your choice to Elephantis Media Solutions (lines are already closed but you will still be charged with intent to breach the peace).
"
Of course there are those he could try who are
A) wanting a supporter pass
B) Selling soiled underwear
C) seeking a sugar daddy
D) The best today a couple seeking a mechanical engineer who was “ going to be sorted out” if he got the Nissan Micra working |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem "
Hang on, I’ve just skipped back up..
I haven’t got a 9 month pregnant girlfriend but hey, fancy meeting me in my outhouse? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Great Fab Mystery! Why doesn't the lovely Dan get daily, nay, hourly meets? Only YOU, the people of Fab,can decide. So vote now!
Is it because:
A) Squirt is/isn't piss?
B) Girth is/isn't better than length?
C) Singleguysareallpatheticloserilliteratehorndogsamiriteladieslol?
D) Fab me, Fab me, Fab me!
E) What food and drink are you listening to for insertrelevantmeal?
F) I'm leaving forever?
Which one of these Fabulously popular reasons is responsible for Dan's drought?
Text the letter of your choice to Elephantis Media Solutions (lines are already closed but you will still be charged with intent to breach the peace).
Of course there are those he could try who are
A) wanting a supporter pass
B) Selling soiled underwear
C) seeking a sugar daddy
D) The best today a couple seeking a mechanical engineer who was “ going to be sorted out” if he got the Nissan Micra working "
Definitely D to both.
The Nissan Micra couple could have got all the puns... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem
Nah he was checking the football scores, priorities and all that "
^ this is actually true! Then I was telling her that I was checking the scores. Even more distraction! |
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"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem
Nah he was checking the football scores, priorities and all that
^ this is actually true! Then I was telling her that I was checking the scores. Even more distraction! "
Then there was the cake distraction, you’re never going to get a meet |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol"
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet. "
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet. "
. Exactly! It’s just a bit of fun.
But in all seriousness, the two of you are both right. Especially the ** bit above! |
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"I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha
Oh PLEASE post the essay!! Pretty please
It's already in.
Was quite funny to see the tone shift fantastically.
It was actually very well written and full of completely valid points.
And a great distraction from my whimsical offer to bum Dan.
Irrespective of Meli's wish for some lady wank bank material....
A"
And here I was gonna offer to whip him into shape did I say whip I mean flog |
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol "
Definitely don’t go, the more you hang around the more you’ll get used to the personalities |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nissan Micra couple have pmd me to say they are up and running and the problem was nothing more than a faulty hose."
Oh no servicing for the engineer required then! What a shame |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol "
Keep posting!
A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.
It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol
Keep posting!
A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.
It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting "
The roasting threads are very funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol
Definitely don’t go, the more you hang around the more you’ll get used to the personalities "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol
Keep posting!
A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.
It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get meets but they literally stay for 20 mins, fucks me and leaves. Starting to get a complex lol x"
Some men might just use women for just a free shag putting it bluntly.I am sure not all men on here are like that.I guess it is a grey area for some being a swinging site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol
Keep posting!
A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.
It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting "
Thank you it’s hard joining a thread especially when you already have an understanding if each other just remember that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
And yet nobody wants to fuck me.
Someone explain. Please? Fankewe
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You can't accomodate can't travel that limits your potential meets unless you want them to pick you up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
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Strange in what way? A Dan way? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
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Easier if you just join us.
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol
Keep posting!
A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.
It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting "
Thank you think I was sensitive cause it was first n the responses just blasted my new built confidence away to make me feel like I was nothing but I will be back n give it back to you all lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
That's your first mistake.
It isn't. It's a Swingers site, not dial-a-shag.
"
Anyone know the number for dial-a-shag?
I thought I’d be knee deep in clunge* by now ..
(* “Clunge” used for comedic effect. Yes, I hate that word as much as you ) |
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over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Strange in what way? A Dan way?"
One's that don't tidy their bedrooms!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
That's your first mistake.
It isn't. It's a Swingers site, not dial-a-shag.
Anyone know the number for dial-a-shag?
I thought I’d be knee deep in clunge* by now ..
(* “Clunge” used for comedic effect. Yes, I hate that word as much as you )"
0800 696969 |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol
Keep posting!
A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.
It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting
Thank you think I was sensitive cause it was first n the responses just blasted my new built confidence away to make me feel like I was nothing but I will be back n give it back to you all lol "
I've been here donkey's years and my comments get ignored all the time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?
And yet nobody wants to fuck me.
Someone explain. Please? Fankewe
You can't accomodate can't travel that limits your potential meets unless you want them to pick you up?"
Ooh yeah.. been here for 9 months and never noticed that before! This thread has been useful after all!! Off to change that!! |
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By *umbiyaMan
over a year ago
Halifax |
I don’t get meets because I don’t waste my time trying to talk to anyone. There are plenty of genetically superior guys here who have a duty to fuck 99% of the women. It’s natures way and i’m so glad to see people performing like puppets :p
So yeah. I don’t care for sex since it’s not natural for me to have it. I just shitpost here in the forums when I’m bored and want to masturbate. I also enjoy people getting upset at my existence.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds "
There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds
Kind of like a pigeon?"
Yea, the one-legged, goggle-eye'd one that hops around outside Lidl, hoping for a crumb or two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bye enjoy your little click pol
To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.
But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen. the poor lambs.
However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **
** They still can’t get a meet.
Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol
Keep posting!
A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.
It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting
Thank you think I was sensitive cause it was first n the responses just blasted my new built confidence away to make me feel like I was nothing but I will be back n give it back to you all lol
I've been here donkey's years and my comments get ignored all the time "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Easier if you just join us.
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.
"
.thats made more funny by the fact you've put down Stone Henge, it's weird there..... |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance."
I'll wait, patiently. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Strange in what way? A Dan way?"
Wait. What!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Easier if you just join us.
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.
.thats made more funny by the fact you've put down Stone Henge, it's weird there..... "
The only weird thing is the traffic on the 303 with the bellends gawping and staring.
Strange rituals, using nans old curtains as robes, faux monastic chanting, more incense than a 1st year philosophy student, thats absolutely fine.
And if you're strapped to a post, that's also fine. We don't bite.
Except Dave. Fucking Dave.
We've tried, honestly.
Sorry.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Easier if you just join us.
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.
.thats made more funny by the fact you've put down Stone Henge, it's weird there.....
The only weird thing is the traffic on the 303 with the bellends gawping and staring.
Strange rituals, using nans old curtains as robes, faux monastic chanting, more incense than a 1st year philosophy student, thats absolutely fine.
And if you're strapped to a post, that's also fine. We don't bite.
Except Dave. Fucking Dave.
We've tried, honestly.
Sorry.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Easier if you just join us.
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.
.thats made more funny by the fact you've put down Stone Henge, it's weird there.....
The only weird thing is the traffic on the 303 with the bellends gawping and staring.
Strange rituals, using nans old curtains as robes, faux monastic chanting, more incense than a 1st year philosophy student, thats absolutely fine.
And if you're strapped to a post, that's also fine. We don't bite.
Except Dave. Fucking Dave.
We've tried, honestly.
Sorry.
Are you called Dave? "
Sadly not.
You wanted me to be though, didn't ya?
Little nibbler eh.
Dan, get the teeth. We got a live one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Strange in what way? A Dan way?
One's that don't tidy their bedrooms!! "
Are you ever gonna let that go? I was burgled...
I wasnt really but had just hopped out to seize the day looking a great in the torso xox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Strange in what way? A Dan way?
One's that don't tidy their bedrooms!!
Are you ever gonna let that go? I was burgled...
I wasnt really but had just hopped out to seize the day looking a great in the torso xox"
Let it go........?
Don't be silly, that's stuck with you now for Fab life! Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.
I'll wait, patiently. "
Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down. |
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"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....
Strange in what way? A Dan way?
One's that don't tidy their bedrooms!!
Are you ever gonna let that go? I was burgled...
I wasnt really but had just hopped out to seize the day looking a great in the torso xox
Let it go........?
Don't be silly, that's stuck with you now for Fab life! Ha ha "
You were looking AT THE WRONG BIT |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.
I'll wait, patiently.
Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down."
Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though |
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"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.
I'll wait, patiently.
Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.
Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though "
Haha amazing.
No nana, do as he says.
Chop chop. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.
I'll wait, patiently.
Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.
Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though
Haha amazing.
No nana, do as he says.
Chop chop."
When I'm feeling better I might take some new pics
Don't hold your breath though I hate taking photos of myself. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.
I'll wait, patiently.
Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.
Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though
Haha amazing.
No nana, do as he says.
Chop chop."
Oh bloody hell, I type messing around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.
I'll wait, patiently.
Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.
Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though
Haha amazing.
No nana, do as he says.
Chop chop.
When I'm feeling better I might take some new pics
Don't hold your breath though I hate taking photos of myself. "
I just love the absolute sincerity of some people when the tone is pretty damned clear
But yes, absolutely, try harder, new pics, profile, everything.
Follow the advice to the promised land.
Or Stoke. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.
All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.
I'll wait, patiently.
Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.
Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though
Haha amazing.
No nana, do as he says.
Chop chop.
When I'm feeling better I might take some new pics
Don't hold your breath though I hate taking photos of myself.
I just love the absolute sincerity of some people when the tone is pretty damned clear
But yes, absolutely, try harder, new pics, profile, everything.
Follow the advice to the promised land.
Or Stoke."
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Don't take it to heart; I'm reliably informed there are actually no real women on here (we're all men pretending to be women, apparently. Well, except for me and I'm a lizard in a human suit so still don't count as a real woman).
Either way, it's all just bullshit and entitled bitches, so I'm told. |
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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago
somerset |
its a sex site = wrong
fit gym guys get all the fun = wrong
big cocks get all the fun = wrong
you guys can come up with all the excuse's going even blame it on other guys but the fact is guys outnumber women by silly numbers 100 / 200 / 300 to 1 maybe more in some areas thats the main problem ..
also i keep seeing post from people saying there someone for everyone whiles that maybe trun in real life it will never be true for the swinging scene 30 years ago there was nowhere near as many guys on this scene i bet the numbers were as low as 20 /50 to 1 guess what that was to many then so today for most it will be almost impossible for quite a few guys ...
ive also notice that since covid times more and more women and couples are looking for regular rather than one offs so thats yet another nail in the coffin for men ... it a very difficult scene for men those that will succeed are the ones that really want part of the scene ie willing to do clubs and socials ..
all i can say op is be orginal ie be you .. advice just gets you yet another boring profile like the others who asked .
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By (user no longer on site)
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Meets are an individual thing , if somebody is interested they're interested, if not you're not for them for some reason , people know within seconds if yes or no ...it's fab ..it's a huge jungle..loads of different types in this jungle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like,
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread?
Fanks!
Have you considered sending messages to anyone within a 100 mile radius with a close up pic of your scrotum and a request for a 'descrete fuk'? 60% of the time it works all of the time "
I'm going to try this. |
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"Hang in there, it will happen when you least expect it.
I’m sure that’s what I was told. "
(Shouting into the void in a demented prayer):
I least expect it right now!
(Silence.)
Nope, sorry. Doesn't work. |
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"Dan, you did mean you, didn’t you? When you said ‘me’. Or did you mean me? "
I know why I can’t meets (my halitosis, weeping sores, and general ugliness both physically and within) so it was a thread for the Community - I’m doing my bit!
(Nah, you’re right, it’s for me…. WHY?!?! *sobs*) |
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"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.
Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug* ) get meets?
Tell us why Fabsters?
Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.
Fanks!
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I don’t think I have enough cock pics Dan . Damn those degrees and there only being 360 of them |
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"Oh Dan, you poor shag-free man. Maybe you shouldn't copy others photos and then leave out the boobs. They're the most popular bit 
that’s a very impressive …. Balloon you have there! "
Quite a number of people want to put a pin in it |
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