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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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Having been on the receiving end of some confusing images of late, here's a simple request to guys posting cock shots, as despite what many say a good cock shot can work wonders for your profile.
Please, please, please.
Don't make the mistake of posting a cleverly angled dangle, indicating that you're packing the kind of weapon that will fell an elephant with one swipe or that your mighty hammer can knock down a 20 storey building with one swing of your dingaling......and then also post one showing your thumb/hand that gives the impression that you either have Donald Trump sized hands or that your cock isn't quite as mahoosive as previously implied. It's a disappointing discovery.
You can't hide the proportions if you're throttling your knob to squeeze as much size out of it for a photo. We can see your hand. Most people fingers and thumbs will give away any proportional misrepresentation. Likewise if you just zoom in on your love sausage from below to give it some false perspective and make it look bigger it's generally suspicious.
Just post a shot face on or side on, from your thighs to your stomach. Or even a full body shot up to the neck. That way it'll be clear as to what's on offer.
Yes, yes, I know - the forums are full of people who'll say size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it, blah blah, blah. But outside of the lounge most people are actually interested in what's on offer and your chance of interest in a profile or a message can often be swayed by full disclosure, realistic photos and an absence of any attempt to artificially increase your size.
It'll save awkward looks if a meet occurs and also potentially lead to repeat sexy time. Most people are far too polite to comment at the time and won't leave a verification stating you were talking bollocks about the inches on offer, but they probably won't be too impressed.
Retail is detail. If you want to sell yourself to your audience and give yourself the best chance of making a good first impression then be willing to show the true picture.
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I’ve used the truck of false perspective to make it look bigger, you can also do a lot by throwing a few amber backlights on it and a blue spotlight.
Meets can be tricky because you tend to lose a bit of momentum when you set up the lights, but I’ve never had any complaints  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy? "
If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?
Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?
Hell yes. Why not?
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?
Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?
Hell yes. Why not?
A"
I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?
Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?
Hell yes. Why not?
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I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade"
Possibly. Possibly not. But then I rarely see women trying to falsely display the size of their norks or flange.
A few will only post selected body parts to hide overall size but then guys do that too.
And bar the gym fit brigade let's face it - everyone socks in their stomach for photos.
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?
Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?
Hell yes. Why not?
A
I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade
Possibly. Possibly not. But then I rarely see women trying to falsely display the size of their norks or flange.
A few will only post selected body parts to hide overall size but then guys do that too.
And bar the gym fit brigade let's face it - everyone socks in their stomach for photos.
A"
You are joking right? Women engage in 'creative photography' on here far more than men. Most men don't even bother trying |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?
Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?
Hell yes. Why not?
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I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade
Possibly. Possibly not. But then I rarely see women trying to falsely display the size of their norks or flange.
A few will only post selected body parts to hide overall size but then guys do that too.
And bar the gym fit brigade let's face it - everyone socks in their stomach for photos.
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You are joking right? Women engage in 'creative photography' on here far more than men. Most men don't even bother trying"
Nope. I'm not kidding.
But then we're not looking to meet women so rarely look at single female profiles. Couple profiles are generally more honest in their images (if widely top heavy on the female front) but single male profiles are awash with shots strategically taken to boost the look of their dicks. In 14 years on here that's always been the case. If you don't believe me take a browse. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Attention all women:
When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.
And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm struggling here tbh
The arrogance of preaching when noone asked for advice
The ego of thinking for others
The entitlement to consider yourself well qualified to speak for all of fab
It's baffling how this thread got past your 'whatthefuckamIthinking' filter.
Jeez
And you do ALL of the things you advise against  should we be in awe and consider yours a perfect specimen that all male fabbers should hope to emulate.....
Wow
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"Attention all women:
When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.
And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."
Turkey giblets and pizza?
Yummy |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Attention all women:
When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.
And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."
Love it. 
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"Attention all women:
When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.
And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?
Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?
Hell yes. Why not?
A
I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade
Possibly. Possibly not. But then I rarely see women trying to falsely display the size of their norks or flange.
A few will only post selected body parts to hide overall size but then guys do that too.
And bar the gym fit brigade let's face it - everyone socks in their stomach for photos.
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You are joking right? Women engage in 'creative photography' on here far more than men. Most men don't even bother trying"
Men don't bother using light in their pics. Women crop them so bad you can't tell what it is.  |
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"Attention all women:
When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.
And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."
At least they haven’t mentioned the tub of Hagen daz’s too  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Attention all women:
When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.
And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night.
At least they haven’t mentioned the tub of Hagen daz’s too "
Now I want some ice cream... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!"
That's essential data.
Informing you of diet, bowel health, wiping ability and general cleaning standards.
Don't knock it. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"I mean we could do standardised measuring at socials, events and clubs.
Get a certificate an that.
Licensing.
Really firm this whole thing up."
I'm all for it.
Lickety did just that a few years back at a club event organised on the forums. Tape measure and all.
Not sure a kite mark stamp would be a good look but I'm sure we could put it up for a vote as to what would be a good certified standard mark? 
Could be lucrative business for tattooists......  
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!"
Pants round ankles is fine...it's like that 'knickers hanging off the ankle' shot a lot of the ladies do and gives a useful insight as to a guys taste in smalls.
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*no socks though
** or crocs or sandals...... |
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"Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!
Pants round ankles is fine...it's like that 'knickers hanging off the ankle' shot a lot of the ladies do and gives a useful insight as to a guys taste in smalls.
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*no socks though
** or crocs or sandals......"
Socks n sliders?? |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"Couldn’t be arsed to read all that tbh. I think people should post what they want on here. They don’t need advice from some random I’m sure "
And yet here you are. Thanks for the input.
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!
Pants round ankles is fine...it's like that 'knickers hanging off the ankle' shot a lot of the ladies do and gives a useful insight as to a guys taste in smalls.
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*no socks though
** or crocs or sandals......"
Lol at no crocs
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"Attention all women:
When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.
And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."
Grim hahaha |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others . (Reference to you’re photo) "
Yep. I'd have used my own but that would have just looked odd.
For reference she was 4 ft 1".
I'm currently looking for a woman with really tiny hands for my next shot.
I mean I was only generalising of course in my original post but no worries making specific references to individual photos.
I can take it. Crack on.
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*that donut photo was also taken using one of those bite size ones from Aldi
**and the pinwheel is a miniature one
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"What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others . (Reference to you’re photo)
Yep. I'd have used my own but that would have just looked odd.
For reference she was 4 ft 1".
I'm currently looking for a woman with really tiny hands for my next shot.
I mean I was only generalising of course in my original post but no worries making specific references to individual photos.
I can take it. Crack on.
A
*that donut photo was also taken using one of those bite size ones from Aldi
**and the pinwheel is a miniature one
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I wasn’t having a dig about your photo just a bit of gentle leg pulling in fact I think you’re pictures are fab |
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Mmm pizza and ice cream. Knew the chub bashers would be out in force!
Not all of us fat girls try and hide ourselves, my bumps and curves are on full display so "attractive" couples can make an informed decision - Xeno |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others . (Reference to you’re photo)
Yep. I'd have used my own but that would have just looked odd.
For reference she was 4 ft 1".
I'm currently looking for a woman with really tiny hands for my next shot.
I mean I was only generalising of course in my original post but no worries making specific references to individual photos.
I can take it. Crack on.
A
*that donut photo was also taken using one of those bite size ones from Aldi
**and the pinwheel is a miniature one
I wasn’t having a dig about your photo just a bit of gentle leg pulling in fact I think you’re pictures are fab "
All good
I don't mind a good leg pull.
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*as long as its the middle leg..... |
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"What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others . (Reference to you’re photo)
Yep. I'd have used my own but that would have just looked odd.
For reference she was 4 ft 1".
I'm currently looking for a woman with really tiny hands for my next shot.
I mean I was only generalising of course in my original post but no worries making specific references to individual photos.
I can take it. Crack on.
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*that donut photo was also taken using one of those bite size ones from Aldi
**and the pinwheel is a miniature one
I wasn’t having a dig about your photo just a bit of gentle leg pulling in fact I think you’re pictures are fab
All good
I don't mind a good leg pull.
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*as long as its the middle leg..... "
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy? "
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal"
I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal
I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought "
Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?
Just a thought....... 
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal
I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought
Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?
Just a thought.......
A"
Tightness infers pressure. Pressure is a force per unit area. Firing out balls might give me momentum (p=mv) but I'd need to do a heck of a lot of derivation to get to pressure. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal
I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought
Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?
Just a thought.......
A"
I measure mine regularly with one of those laser gadgets that estate agents and surveyors use. Just to check for subsidence you know |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal
I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought
Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?
Just a thought.......
A
Tightness infers pressure. Pressure is a force per unit area. Firing out balls might give me momentum (p=mv) but I'd need to do a heck of a lot of derivation to get to pressure. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. "
I knew I should have studied physics more at school......
Oh well. Back to the drawing board....
Fuck. I dropped art too. 
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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And whilst I am here. I support the OPs original request and would respectfully request that guys stop hunching over to try to make it look like their cock extends beyond their belly button. Wise to that trick too! |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"And whilst I am here. I support the OPs original request and would respectfully request that guys stop hunching over to try to make it look like their cock extends beyond their belly button. Wise to that trick too! "
Ooh!
The belly button test.
I haven't heard that referenced for ages.
Good shout.
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"And whilst I am here. I support the OPs original request and would respectfully request that guys stop hunching over to try to make it look like their cock extends beyond their belly button. Wise to that trick too! "
What if they have a really low belly button? I've seen that before there was barely anything between belly button and pube |
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal
I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought
Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?
Just a thought.......
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Tightness infers pressure. Pressure is a force per unit area. Firing out balls might give me momentum (p=mv) but I'd need to do a heck of a lot of derivation to get to pressure. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. "
How about a Dynamometer? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat |
"And whilst I am here. I support the OPs original request and would respectfully request that guys stop hunching over to try to make it look like their cock extends beyond their belly button. Wise to that trick too!
What if they have a really low belly button? I've seen that before there was barely anything between belly button and pube"
I think you will find that they had let it all get a bit overgrown down there. Some serious manscaping would probably tell a different story! |
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"And whilst I am here. I support the OPs original request and would respectfully request that guys stop hunching over to try to make it look like their cock extends beyond their belly button. Wise to that trick too!
What if they have a really low belly button? I've seen that before there was barely anything between belly button and pube
I think you will find that they had let it all get a bit overgrown down there. Some serious manscaping would probably tell a different story!"
No seriously I promise there was this guy I was mates with and he wasn't a hairy guy. It was just bizarrely low. Some kind of medical thing perhaps. |
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal
I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought
Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?
Just a thought.......
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Tightness infers pressure. Pressure is a force per unit area. Firing out balls might give me momentum (p=mv) but I'd need to do a heck of a lot of derivation to get to pressure. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
How about a Dynamometer? "
If you can find one that's the right shape |
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal"
Ive no idea, but im sure men do it no more than they do anyway with their cock pics.
I mean lets just get this straight here; men constantly get called out on here for having 500 cock pics on their profile. If theres one part of their body they possibly couldnt be dishonest about, its the cock ffs |
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"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal
Ive no idea, but im sure men do it no more than they do anyway with their cock pics.
I mean lets just get this straight here; men constantly get called out on here for having 500 cock pics on their profile. If theres one part of their body they possibly couldnt be dishonest about, its the cock ffs"
Unless you photoshopped every single one of those cock pics.
I can already see the tears of someone at the computer hard at work stretching their pictures out for hours on end... |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat |
"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?
Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?
Cal
Ive no idea, but im sure men do it no more than they do anyway with their cock pics.
I mean lets just get this straight here; men constantly get called out on here for having 500 cock pics on their profile. If theres one part of their body they possibly couldnt be dishonest about, its the cock ffs"
Yet they are in their pics for all the reasons above. You are right though - once the kecks come off there is no hiding it. Unless it's a micro penis. |
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"Attention all women:
When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.
And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night.
At least they haven’t mentioned the tub of Hagen daz’s too "
You literally described most of my Saturday nights |
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over a year ago
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Guilty as fuck.
(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it )
(2) I am taking pictures to make myself appealing to others in order to get laid not to get a wonderful verification that will praise the size of my pecker and unfortunately the dominant discourse around cock size made me believe that the size of a penis makes the man and not the opposite.
So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.
If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"Guilty as fuck.
(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it )
(2) I am taking pictures to make myself appealing to others in order to get laid not to get a wonderful verification that will praise the size of my pecker and unfortunately the dominant discourse around cock size made me believe that the size of a penis makes the man and not the opposite.
So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.
If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded
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Shocking.
It's like sticking an XR2i body kit on a lowly 1.3l popular to impress the laydeez down at Tescos car park on a wet Wednesday night. 
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"Guilty as fuck.
(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it )
(2) I am taking pictures to make myself appealing to others in order to get laid not to get a wonderful verification that will praise the size of my pecker and unfortunately the dominant discourse around cock size made me believe that the size of a penis makes the man and not the opposite.
So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.
If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded
Shocking.
It's like sticking an XR2i body kit on a lowly 1.3l popular to impress the laydeez down at Tescos car park on a wet Wednesday night.
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"Guilty as fuck.
(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it )
(2) I am taking pictures to make myself appealing to others in order to get laid not to get a wonderful verification that will praise the size of my pecker and unfortunately the dominant discourse around cock size made me believe that the size of a penis makes the man and not the opposite.
So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.
If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded
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"Guilty as fuck.
(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it )
(2) I am taking pictures to make myself appealing to others in order to get laid not to get a wonderful verification that will praise the size of my pecker and unfortunately the dominant discourse around cock size made me believe that the size of a penis makes the man and not the opposite.
So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.
If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded
You have a lovely penis "
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Nowt but genuine, unfiltered pictures here, sorry!!
Will admit to a black n white on occasion x