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To make more money on a few hundred quid?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honestly, with that amount no savings accounts or ISA will see appreciable growth.
Investing with stocks, thats basically gambling and if you don't know the game, assume its already gone.
If you've a particular niche hobby, and can use it to identify a fixer upper or something, you might turn a profit on the sweat equity.
Like fixing up a cheap car for sale, bike, maybe furniture etc.
Best way to make it grow, lock it up in the ISA so its hard to touch, add to it whenever you can.
Boring I know.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you’re going to lock it away, do it after the next interest rate hike this week, or next week, whenever it is. Unless it’s high risk, £700 isn’t going to make you much. 5% in the year is only £35. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s kind of a semi jokey answer and half serious .. but invest in 350 pairs of M&S knickers and sell them on specialist websites .. there’s LOADS of cash in sex work .. |
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Use it towards insulating your house,will save you money going forward.
But given the amount its not gonna be easy to find any mechanism that turns a strong return without A taking on more risk and B locking it down to a longer term. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buy a £400 banger off a car
Take the other £300 and buy white sprits
Empty the tank and fill it with white sprits or turps
Run around in it till the tanks empty
Video it
And say hello to 500k
From YouTube
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Rent a large posh house in the countryside for a weekend and organise a big upmarket sex party.
All you need to do is get one of the page 1 regulars from fab to promote it and you’ll sell as many tickets as you can print  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy a cat film it doing stupid stuff
Say hello to 3.2 million in two months "
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxMUVjcKD0
547k views
At 0.10 cent a view
All ready made 57k on track for a 2 million pay day in a month time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rent a large posh house in the countryside for a weekend and organise a big upmarket sex party.
All you need to do is get one of the page 1 regulars from fab to promote it and you’ll sell as many tickets as you can print "
I've messaged them all. I'll let you know how I get on |
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"Let's say I have £700, what would be the best way to make it grow?
Invest?
ISA?
Savings Account?
Premium Bonds?
The lottery?
What else is there?
T
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Rub it in some root hormone and plant it in garden  |
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SNP 500 goes up 10% a year basically every year without fault. Stick it all on that and wait 30 years.
Compound interest is your friend. After 30 years that 700 is 12000.
Obviously the more you put in the pot in the first few years the more you end up with in the long run. It's exponential.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Interest rates are so poor that for many, the best way to get value from your money and not let it lose value due to inflation, is to pay off debt. If you can pay off £700 of mortgage debt at say 3-4%, it's worth far more than trying to earn money on interest instead, so unless you want to get into something risky with shares, or very risky with William Hill, there's very little point trying to earn money, try to save it instead. |
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"Rent a large posh house in the countryside for a weekend and organise a big upmarket sex party.
All you need to do is get one of the page 1 regulars from fab to promote it and you’ll sell as many tickets as you can print
I've messaged them all. I'll let you know how I get on "
We’ll expect free tickets in the fab post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rent a large posh house in the countryside for a weekend and organise a big upmarket sex party.
All you need to do is get one of the page 1 regulars from fab to promote it and you’ll sell as many tickets as you can print
I've messaged them all. I'll let you know how I get on
We’ll expect free tickets in the fab post "
I've already been blocked by four of them but assume this is just because I'm trying to muscle in on their turf. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK so far I'm considering selling knickers
(side note I saw a video of a woman dipping them in tuna juice)
Or the renting a big house and getting a page hottie.
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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For some significant fairly risk free short term gains, try matched betting, it sounds dodgy until you have it explained and understand the maths, but you should be able to make a good few hundred quid with that in the first month or two. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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Risk free?
Put in in your pension if you pay HR Tax, it increases by £140 immediately and you get another £105 back in January.
If not HR then a non ISA like Barclays Rainy day at 5%
Not risk free ? Invest it. Depends what you mean by best , highest yield , highest growth , lowest risk , fastest ROI etc
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"For some significant fairly risk free short term gains, try matched betting, it sounds dodgy until you have it explained and understand the maths, but you should be able to make a good few hundred quid with that in the first month or two."
How can you use sentence and betting in the sane sentence.
I would add one thing OP. Probably safest to do the opposite of anything advised on here - even what I advised. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Risk free?
Put in in your pension if you pay HR Tax, it increases by £140 immediately and you get another £105 back in January.
If not HR then a non ISA like Barclays Rainy day at 5%
Not risk free ? Invest it. Depends what you mean by best , highest yield , highest growth , lowest risk , fastest ROI etc
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Putting it in a pension was one of my suggestions too.
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Interest rates are so poor that for many, the best way to get value from your money and not let it lose value due to inflation, is to pay off debt. If you can pay off £700 of mortgage debt at say 3-4%, it's worth far more than trying to earn money on interest instead, so unless you want to get into something risky with shares, or very risky with William Hill, there's very little point trying to earn money, try to save it instead."
You have to do the maths. Usually paying off a mortgage or having a small mortgage is a really bad idea financially, always best to leverage credit to exploit growth in a market.
But I think at the moment if your capital gains are lower than interest rates , or possibly even negative over the coming 12 months it makes a lot of sense for some people to reduce interest on mortgage debt. But by doing so you lose the opportunity unless you can borrow more very quickly ,,you have little or no liquidity of the overpayments |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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"For some significant fairly risk free short term gains, try matched betting, it sounds dodgy until you have it explained and understand the maths, but you should be able to make a good few hundred quid with that in the first month or two.
How can you use sentence and betting in the sane sentence.
I would add one thing OP. Probably safest to do the opposite of anything advised on here - even what I advised. "
Because you are always betting against both sides of an outcome simultaneously, so for one team to win but also for the same team to not win, or for one horse to win and also for that horse to not win, so your bets come out roughly breaking even each time, the profit comes from taking advantage of all the free bet offers with each of the dozens of bookies online. You place enough qualifying bets that break even to get access to the free bets, then similarly you place equally opposing bets that effectively break even but give you the free bet amount from the bookie. It’s entirely legal m but the bookies don’t like it of course, but you can play the system and make a profit. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"It’s kind of a semi jokey answer and half serious .. but invest in 350 pairs of M&S knickers and sell them on specialist websites .. there’s LOADS of cash in sex work .. "
Best advice yet.
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