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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Wildlife people are warning people not to dump pumpkins in the wild because they are poisonous to hedgehogs.

Could this be why hedgehogs are so rare these days

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

Lack of hedges(funnily enough) and too many fences on land boundaries /non grassy gardens.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Wildlife people are warning people not to dump pumpkins in the wild because they are poisonous to hedgehogs.

Could this be why hedgehogs are so rare these days "

Hedgehogs aren't rare.

They've just realised people are dicks and hide from us.

Numbers have dropped around 8% in the last 20 years but that's because we keep running them over and most hedgehogs can't afford as many kids anymore due to the cost of living crisis.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Hedgehog is a delicacy for Mr Brock.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"Wildlife people are warning people not to dump pumpkins in the wild because they are poisonous to hedgehogs.

Could this be why hedgehogs are so rare these days "

It certainly won,t help but no there will be other factors Involved some of these things can be complex along with roads, habitat change, all we can do Is stick to what we always have one thing never to do Is put (slug pellets out deadly to hedgehogs) If hedgehogs have access to one garden then another without getting trapped that will help them too..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pumpkins just give them the shits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take a drive in the country during the hedgehog season and you will see the remains of thousands of them splattered across the roads. And observe just how flat they are. They must have fallen from a very great height to end up like that! The popular ‘explanation’ for these pitiful remains is that the hedgehogs have been run over by motor cars. Oh dear, oh dear. It is quite clear to me that the hedgehog, is a dweller of the upper atmosphere. It feeds upon flying insects and the tiny fish that inhabit the Aquasphere.

The Aquasphere, as all who have read my monograph "Noah’s Flood: Where all that water actually came from" will know, is the mile-thick outer layer of water which prevents our atmosphere from drifting away into space. Hedgehogs, which fish in this region, float about up there, remaining aloft due to the inflated sacs of natural methane which surround their bodies.

When they die, often due to punctures received during the rutting season, they deflate and plunge down to earth, exploding as they strike the Tarmac. The fact that you never see a flat hedgehog upon a soft grassy field, bears this out and proves my point somewhat conclusively, I so believe.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Wildlife people are warning people not to dump pumpkins in the wild because they are poisonous to hedgehogs.

Could this be why hedgehogs are so rare these days "

Should pumpkins be banned to protect hedgehogs ?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Wildlife people are warning people not to dump pumpkins in the wild because they are poisonous to hedgehogs.

Could this be why hedgehogs are so rare these days

Should pumpkins be banned to protect hedgehogs ? "

Tom does not know the answer Slinky..

He just informs but shy of creating policy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I was growing up people dumped wank mags in the woods, now they dump pumpkins. It's political correctness gone mad Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take a drive in the country during the hedgehog season and you will see the remains of thousands of them splattered across the roads. And observe just how flat they are. They must have fallen from a very great height to end up like that! The popular ‘explanation’ for these pitiful remains is that the hedgehogs have been run over by motor cars. Oh dear, oh dear. It is quite clear to me that the hedgehog, is a dweller of the upper atmosphere. It feeds upon flying insects and the tiny fish that inhabit the Aquasphere.

The Aquasphere, as all who have read my monograph "Noah’s Flood: Where all that water actually came from" will know, is the mile-thick outer layer of water which prevents our atmosphere from drifting away into space. Hedgehogs, which fish in this region, float about up there, remaining aloft due to the inflated sacs of natural methane which surround their bodies.

When they die, often due to punctures received during the rutting season, they deflate and plunge down to earth, exploding as they strike the Tarmac. The fact that you never see a flat hedgehog upon a soft grassy field, bears this out and proves my point somewhat conclusively, I so believe."

there are people on Twitter who will swear this is true! And NASA don’t want you to know about it ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just pleased you finally used poisonous in the right way, Tom

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"I'm just pleased you finally used poisonous in the right way, Tom "

Shouldn’t that be ‘ in the correct way’ ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Badgers love to eat hedgehogs, badger numbers cant be controlled so the hedgehog numbers dwindle

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Wildlife people are warning people not to dump pumpkins in the wild because they are poisonous to hedgehogs.

Could this be why hedgehogs are so rare these days

Should pumpkins be banned to protect hedgehogs ? "

They should be banned. no need for the rest of the sentence.

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