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mine would be from a clint film too, though not his character ...
"dont piss down my back and tell me its raining"
but also i love this from monty python...
"strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for government "  |
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over a year ago
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"Wayne's world, Wayne's world, party time, excellent.
schwing !!
I nearly chose that one instead, lol.
or was you schwinging at me?.
i might have been hehehe x "
I know your game...
how to keep an idiot in suspense  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley"
"Up yours, nigger"
"It's pronounced Fronkensteen"
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"
"Come with me if you want to live"
"Yipee kay-aye motherfucker"
"The royal penis is clean"
"This one time, at band camp..."
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy"
"Is it a boy or a girl?
I think it's a little early to be imposing roles on it"
"And finally....a waffer thin mint"
"Albatross!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Put the bunny back in the box"
Con Air
Cages voice makes me melt "
also ConAir ,
There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you”, Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) |
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"deco: i've a bugle here you can blow on.
natalie: i've an arse here you can kiss.
hehe i'll stop now "
Haha no , don't stop you gotta love the Commitments ! sooo funny , not seen it for ages.. want to see it now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Silence of the lambs.
NOBODY .... puts baby in the corner!!
Dirty Dancing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two from, what for me is the funniest film of all time, Snatch 
"Do you know what Nemisis means?"
"A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent"
"In this case an 'orrible Cunt, Me"
You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls.
Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren’t clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol’ pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol’ time. But you’ve got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you’re having second thoughts. You’re shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I’ve got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin’ along with your presence. Now, fuck off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 from Zulu:
"Don't you think the Welsh can do better than that Owen?"
"Well they've got a very good bass section but no top tenners,thats for sure".
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"Well theres stupid they are then,
never seen the sense in running to fight a battle!".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who does it really work out for? You want a name? Oh the pressure of a name........I know..... CINDER-FUCKIN-RELLA" Pretty Woman
"This isn't flying...it's falling with style" Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
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"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." ...... It's from All About Eve starring Bette Davis...or
"It's Alive!! It's Alive!!" from Frankenstein
Am a sad git that loves the old black and white movies 
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theres loads i could put. one off the top of my head is
"my product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more halucinagenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than extacy. its like getting a personal visit from god".
not exactly a 1 liner, but a quote from a film none the less. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"theres loads i could put. one off the top of my head is
"my product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more halucinagenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than extacy. its like getting a personal visit from god".
not exactly a 1 liner, but a quote from a film none the less."
51st State! love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How much are the plastic twats?
£50
Have you got anything that feels like a proper fanny?
Yeah a proper fanny!
Sex lives of the potato men with johnny vegas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just watching Ice Age Meltdown, and the sloth got scared and said:
'I just did something involuntary, and it's messy'
Made me laugh out loud, thats what I love about these 'kids' movies so many lines you don't necessarily notice 1st or even 2nd time you watch them.......... |
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Its been emotional - lock stock n two
Im sorry did I brake your concentration - pulp fiction
Bring out the gimp - pulp fiction
why do I have to be Mr pink? - reservoir dogs
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