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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then  "
Definitely compensating.....
According to the article Mini drivers are high users too. There's a joke there somewhere I'm sure. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be older bmw as new ones
Have got they air bag monthly subscription abs monthly subscription
Fule guade monthly subscription
To start the car monthly subscription
To pay for |
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"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then
Definitely compensating.....
According to the article Mini drivers are high users too. There's a joke there somewhere I'm sure.
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When I had a Porsche I guess I was compensating for my lack of boobs at the time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car 
And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...
Labels,labels,labels again! "
But have you used Viagra ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both? 
Probably yes  "
To be fair I'd rather lose a limb than sell my BMW,put way too many hours into restoring it.Should I start taking Viagra instead to restore balance? |
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"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both?
Probably yes
To be fair I'd rather lose a limb than sell my BMW,put way too many hours into restoring it.Should I start taking Viagra instead to restore balance? "
Why not try putting viagra in the car  What bmw you restored ? proper old school one like gen 1 m3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both?
Probably yes
To be fair I'd rather lose a limb than sell my BMW,put way too many hours into restoring it.Should I start taking Viagra instead to restore balance?
Why not try putting viagra in the car What bmw you restored ? proper old school one like gen 1 m3 "
E36 M3,got it for an absolute steal of a price due to the amount of work it needed then spent two years doing a full stripdown and restoration.I'd love an E30 to do the same with,but I haven't got those kind of funds available  keep looking at the E46 M3 too,as you can probably tell I've got a bit of a thing for M3's,was the car I always wanted growing up |
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"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then
You missed out Audi too
Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv
Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla "
Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol
As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .
I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away |
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"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then
You missed out Audi too
Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv
Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla
Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol
As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .
I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away "
Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread   |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car
And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...
Labels,labels,labels again!
But have you used Viagra ? "
Could you imagine me on Viagra if they produced a female version......ha ha |
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"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then
You missed out Audi too
Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv
Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla
Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol
As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .
I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away
Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread "
All got to like what we like . Many of my friends bought teslas and out 6 , 3 got rid of them within 12 months .
Though electric is the future eventually |
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"Are apparently more likely to use viagra.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/men-who-bmw-cars-more-28360808
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*but perhaps not their indicators.... "
we both have a bmw,never had an accident and never piss other drivers off lol . Definitely the drovers and not the cars |
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"All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car
And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...
Labels,labels,labels again!
But have you used Viagra ?
Could you imagine me on Viagra if they produced a female version......ha ha "
Christ all mighty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then
You missed out Audi too
Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv
Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla
Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol
As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .
I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away
Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread
All got to like what we like . Many of my friends bought teslas and out 6 , 3 got rid of them within 12 months .
Though electric is the future eventually "
I think electric is just a temporary shift and that it will be replaced by hydrogen once the technology is developed further |
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"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then
You missed out Audi too
Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv
Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla
Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol
As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .
I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away
Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread
All got to like what we like . Many of my friends bought teslas and out 6 , 3 got rid of them within 12 months .
Though electric is the future eventually
I think electric is just a temporary shift and that it will be replaced by hydrogen once the technology is developed further"
You've probably guessed what I drive (& love it) but, can also see why people are unsure about Electric Vehicles.
I really don't think Hygrogen is the way forward. The Toyota Mirai is quite neat though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a single disabled parking place right at the entrance at one of my kids activities, and every week without fail at collection time there is one of two BMW's parked in it, same two fighting to be the biggest cock in the car park. Comical. We all stand in front to it so it can't be first out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then
You missed out Audi too
Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv
Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla
Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol
As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .
I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away
Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread
All got to like what we like . Many of my friends bought teslas and out 6 , 3 got rid of them within 12 months .
Though electric is the future eventually
I think electric is just a temporary shift and that it will be replaced by hydrogen once the technology is developed further
You've probably guessed what I drive (& love it) but, can also see why people are unsure about Electric Vehicles.
I really don't think Hygrogen is the way forward. The Toyota Mirai is quite neat though. "
Unless the battery and charging side of things gets sorted fairly quickly,I can't see electric vehicles becoming as widely used as internal combustion.JLR are devoting significant resources towards the R&D of hydrogen-powered vehicles,which is what makes me think hydrogen will overtake electric as the preferred power for vehicles in future.Just my own take on it mind,I'm in no way an expert on such matters |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both?
Probably yes
To be fair I'd rather lose a limb than sell my BMW,put way too many hours into restoring it.Should I start taking Viagra instead to restore balance? "
My last few cars have been bmw, to me it’s just a basic car built properly, nothing special. Cars bore me tbh , I drive bad in any car. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the derogatory comments toward BMW drivers normally by people who drive a focus or a Kia or some other bland car "
Isn't it weird how when people "punch up" at a BMW driver, it's generally about their behaviour but when a BMW driver "punches down" it's about the choice of car.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People refer to their BMWs like they are some exclusive/executive machine, when in reality, there are a million PCP'd people in 1 series and 3 series. Nothing special anymore. Anyone with mediocre credit can get a BMW |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car
And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...
Labels,labels,labels again!
But have you used Viagra ?
Could you imagine me on Viagra if they produced a female version......ha ha "
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"Love the derogatory comments toward BMW drivers normally by people who drive a focus or a Kia or some other bland car
Isn't it weird how when people "punch up" at a BMW driver, it's generally about their behaviour but when a BMW driver "punches down" it's about the choice of car...."
probably best of asking a BMW driver |
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"Can’t beat a good sweeping generalisation!
All BMW drivers are knobs
People from the south are all soft shandy drinking blouse wearing poodle walkers
All Scot’s are alcoholics
Etc etc etc"
what about the Welsh? You forgot them but yes I get where you are coming from in the sweeping statement as I’ve said previously perhaps envy |
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"Can’t beat a good sweeping generalisation!
All BMW drivers are knobs
People from the south are all soft shandy drinking blouse wearing poodle walkers
All Scot’s are alcoholics
Etc etc etc what about the Welsh? You forgot them but yes I get where you are coming from in the sweeping statement as I’ve said previously perhaps envy "
The Welsh are all sheep shaggers (that’s actually true) |
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"Can’t beat a good sweeping generalisation!
All BMW drivers are knobs
People from the south are all soft shandy drinking blouse wearing poodle walkers
All Scot’s are alcoholics
Etc etc etc what about the Welsh? You forgot them but yes I get where you are coming from in the sweeping statement as I’ve said previously perhaps envy
The Welsh are all sheep shaggers (that’s actually true) "
oi my grandad was welsh and he had no urges toward animals |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
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My bmw has indicators
Doesn’t really make a difference weather I use them or not as i won’t be in your way cos your to far behind me !! Lol
Oh and I’ve never even seen a viagra never mind taken 1 |
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