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By *ackbydemand OP Man over a year ago

Leicester

Make them good, I'll start

Minnie Mouse is in the divorce court and the Judge is questioning the petition.

"I don't understand the grounds, you want to divorce Mickey because he has big teeth?"

Minnie say.

"No, what I said was, he's fucking Goofy"

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

2 Nuns in a bath.

One says Where's the soap?

The other says yes it does doesn't it.

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By *atchusplay1000Couple over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

What is big and brown and behind the wall?

Humpty’s dump.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why has there never been a pregnant Barbie doll?

Because Ken comes in a different box

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

What’s the difference between marmalade and jam ?

You can’t marmalade your cock into someone’s arse.

The mr

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By *ed MartinMan over a year ago

Shefford

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken

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By *dventurous biMan over a year ago

tesside

"Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken"

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic uses feathers, kinky uses the whole chicken

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

What can anal sex do that a microwave can't?

Brown your meat.

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