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over a year ago
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Ban all religion, the 1000 genders and racism all punishable by death if caught doing any of them.
No politician would have a wage or expenses if they're millionaires they should do it for the love of the country and people.
Ban all mayonnaise except help make and make it cheaper.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before anyone becomes an mp they should have experienced real poverty so must do 12 months work on either minimum wage or live only on benifits for the 12 months as an optio with no other income |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Make employment agencies pay out redundancy pay when long temp workers get laid off after two years.
This assumption that work will follow the next week is a fallacy and is extremely ignorant.
This is one level of parity that is not being challenged.
Yes, I have spoken to ACAS about it.  |
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Clamp down on ways to pay less tax. If you bring in £150k and pay less tax than someone on £35k, you’re taking the piss from everyone else and don’t deserve to live here.
And the free gin & chocolate, obvs |
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Change the law so I am always PM.
Change the name from Prime Minister to The Ultimate Lord.
Raise the minimum wage to £15 an hour.
Gogglebox and any possible imitations or spins on the format will be removed from society... or just to be fair to those who actually like it, it will be moved to a subscription-based service and all proceeds will go to helping the homeless (if my country must have this awful show, it will at least do some good under my reign as The Ultimate Lord) |
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I'd make all Hospital car parks free of charge.
I think it's outrageous that given that the NHS is paud for through taxation, Hospital trusts think it's acceptable to then fleece patients who rely on their own transport to get to hospital.
Oh, and I'd reverse all the PFI deals that Tony Blair did.
I'd regulate the energy sector, so energy companies can't get away with sticking up prices when wholesale prices are actually falling - and I'd regulate the petroleum industry so that prices we pay at the forecourt come down when the price of oil falls. Sick and tired of seeing them up their prices as soon as the cost of crude goes up but drag their heels when it comes down again.
I'd do something about criminao sentencing too. Far too many are getting away with little more than a slap on the wrist, which is no deterrant.
Right, that's my morning sorted. Have to have a think about what I'd sort in the afternoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of suggestions to bring the country back to the stone age in here i see. How susprising"
the stone age was awesome hunting wooly mamoths must have been a hell of a rush
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lots of suggestions to bring the country back to the stone age in here i see. How susprising"
At least there wouldn't be an electricity and gas bill to worry about |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I'd make all Hospital car parks free of charge.
I think it's outrageous that given that the NHS is paud for through taxation, Hospital trusts think it's acceptable to then fleece patients who rely on their own transport to get to hospital.
Oh, and I'd reverse all the PFI deals that Tony Blair did.
I'd regulate the energy sector, so energy companies can't get away with sticking up prices when wholesale prices are actually falling - and I'd regulate the petroleum industry so that prices we pay at the forecourt come down when the price of oil falls. Sick and tired of seeing them up their prices as soon as the cost of crude goes up but drag their heels when it comes down again.
I'd do something about criminao sentencing too. Far too many are getting away with little more than a slap on the wrist, which is no deterrant.
Right, that's my morning sorted. Have to have a think about what I'd sort in the afternoon"
The 'N' word...Nationalilsation. Cos privatisation failed. Look at Bulb and Octopus.
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All hospital car parks would be free (disgusting way to tax the sick).
and also ban car park ticket machines that demand registration numbers, so you can’t be a nice person by giving your unused time to a stranger (thus promoting just a wee modicum of “people aren’t all bad”, that could filter out across society and in some small, almost imperceptible way, make the world a tiny bit better).
Oh and also hand myself in at the police station, if I’m prime minister, I’m bound to be a crook or a c@nt, either way, I should be locked up. |
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"Let's face it lots of people have had a shot at it lately but if you were the prime minister for the day what law would you change/create/remove? "
get rid of parking wardens and double my secretary's salary  |
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Hospital car parks should have a machine where you use a code given in your appointment confirmation so you can enter and exit free of charge for outpatients. Visitors for inpatients could maybe have a free park and ride service if they don’t want to pay to park onsite.
Hospitals should not be separate trusts and have a postcode lottery for treatment, it’s the national health service. We need regional centres of excellence and national reach for all illnesses. Employ more permanent staff of better pay and get rid of the layers of managerial hierarchy which costs money and does no good. Provide respite for bedblockers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hospital car parks should have a machine where you use a code given in your appointment confirmation so you can enter and exit free of charge for outpatients. Visitors for inpatients could maybe have a free park and ride service if they don’t want to pay to park onsite.
Hospitals should not be separate trusts and have a postcode lottery for treatment, it’s the national health service. We need regional centres of excellence and national reach for all illnesses. Employ more permanent staff of better pay and get rid of the layers of managerial hierarchy which costs money and does no good. Provide respite for bedblockers. "
This I like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invest in a UK online marketplace to rival Amazon.
Electric buses that are free to use and designed to accommodate electric bikes and scooters.
Huge investment in cycle/scooter lanes and infrastructure.
Big targets on reducing dependance on cars.
Free medicines, healthcare, dentistry.
Prevent commercial profiting from things essential to life including water and warmth.
Free university for the top 20% of students each year.
Ban hospital parking charges. Ban the registration fees for nurses.
Breaking up two party politics.
Confident none of the above will ever happen. In this country at least.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Full fat milk should be available in all coffee shops and anywhere else for that matter.
Is it not already? "
Already: that's the wrong word.
Is it no longer available? is the better question
No, It USED to be the milk of choice then the health police decided everybody was going on the semi only.
The lack of choice is poor customer service and "no one else complains" assumes we are all grateful for this switch.
I rue the day when it moves over to skimmed only, followed by the bad-for-my-health oat milk.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Full fat milk should be available in all coffee shops and anywhere else for that matter.
Is it not already? "
The colour code system here is on the caps:
Blue: full fat/whole milk 4%
Semi: half fat 2%
Skimmed: less than 1%
It's the fat /cream that makes the tea and coffee go white. Skimmed is like water and doesn't add anything useful to the drink.
Whats the Irish system? |
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"Full fat milk should be available in all coffee shops and anywhere else for that matter.
Is it not already?
Already: that's the wrong word.
Is it no longer available? is the better question
No, It USED to be the milk of choice then the health police decided everybody was going on the semi only.
The lack of choice is poor customer service and "no one else complains" assumes we are all grateful for this switch.
I rue the day when it moves over to skimmed only, followed by the bad-for-my-health oat milk.
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Yeah, thats just unacceptable. Had no idea |
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"Full fat milk should be available in all coffee shops and anywhere else for that matter.
Is it not already?
The colour code system here is on the caps:
Blue: full fat/whole milk 4%
Semi: half fat 2%
Skimmed: less than 1%
It's the fat /cream that makes the tea and coffee go white. Skimmed is like water and doesn't add anything useful to the drink.
Whats the Irish system?"
Pretty much the same here. Ive no idea about within coffee shops, and if its available etc. To be honest ive never really asked |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Abolish the clocks twice yearly movement and make ALL half terms only two weeks long, we don't live an agricultural lifestyle anymore and the need for six weeks hols is outdated "
and make teachers strike during term time holidays, as they keep telling us they work in August. Punish the Gov, not the parents (I'm not a parent but but I get it) |
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"Hospital car parks should have a machine where you use a code given in your appointment confirmation so you can enter and exit free of charge for outpatients. Visitors for inpatients could maybe have a free park and ride service if they don’t want to pay to park onsite.
Hospitals should not be separate trusts and have a postcode lottery for treatment, it’s the national health service. We need regional centres of excellence and national reach for all illnesses. Employ more permanent staff of better pay and get rid of the layers of managerial hierarchy which costs money and does no good. Provide respite for bedblockers.
This I like"
Thanks OP! What would you change? I would defo support afternoon tea and the gin and chocolates manifestos too |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Full fat milk should be available in all coffee shops and anywhere else for that matter.
Is it not already?
The colour code system here is on the caps:
Blue: full fat/whole milk 4%
Semi: half fat 2%
Skimmed: less than 1%
It's the fat /cream that makes the tea and coffee go white. Skimmed is like water and doesn't add anything useful to the drink.
Whats the Irish system?
Pretty much the same here. Ive no idea about within coffee shops, and if its available etc. To be honest ive never really asked"
I've just checked Irish Tesco and they us red and blue caps for full fat. That doesn't happen here. |
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