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I can’t be arsed for a fuck, who fancies a titting up?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just some kissing and caressing 
What’s a titting up??? "
I’m happy to demonstrate on you …
Erm, this IS Mrs speaking, right?
Ah sod it, even if it’s Mr I’ll still demonstrate  |
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"Just some kissing and caressing
What’s a titting up???
I’m happy to demonstrate on you …
Erm, this IS Mrs speaking, right?
Ah sod it, even if it’s Mr I’ll still demonstrate "
Of course it’s Mrs - |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naked snogging would be just the ticket.
What happens next? Do I just get inundated with offers and then I choose the ones I want? They’ll bring snacks, right?"
That’s the theory, and I’m sure it’ll work. There’s some sort of backlog in the mail system at the moment as my titting up offers haven’t come through yet, but once the IT guys have sorted the issue it’ll be all grand, I’m sure   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would I have to do anything in a 'titting up' or just provide the tits? I could manage the latter in exchange for a cup of tea. "
If you could do a few porny OTT “oohs” and “ahhhhs” please that would be appreciated, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would I have to do anything in a 'titting up' or just provide the tits? I could manage the latter in exchange for a cup of tea.
If you could do a few porny OTT “oohs” and “ahhhhs” please that would be appreciated, thanks "
I might stretch to that if the tea's good |
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"Just some kissing and caressing
What’s a titting up???
Its posh kissing and caressing - come here i’ll show you while you unwrap my sausage roll!!
Is it a posh sausage roll "
Waitrose… tits out…. Its titting up time… xx youll find my sausage ro…. Ohhhh you found it!! Xxx |
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"Naked snogging would be just the ticket.
What happens next? Do I just get inundated with offers and then I choose the ones I want? They’ll bring snacks, right?
That’s the theory, and I’m sure it’ll work. There’s some sort of backlog in the mail system at the moment as my titting up offers haven’t come through yet, but once the IT guys have sorted the issue it’ll be all grand, I’m sure "
Woah, you weren’t kidding! I’ve had about 20 offers so far
Thanks, gents  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan, is this your way of asking for boobs? "
I’m *ALWAYS* on the lookout for boobs, you know that!!
Can anyone supply any? There are a few regulars who always keep the pecker up!   |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Full body massage
A good snog
A marathon sex session
And finish off with some Cheesecake
Thanks
3rd base?! Please … (just one finger.. ) "
Bring cheesecake and I'll let you stretch it too two fingers..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Full body massage
A good snog
A marathon sex session
And finish off with some Cheesecake
Thanks
3rd base?! Please … (just one finger.. )
Bring cheesecake and I'll let you stretch it too two fingers..... "
Stretch it?  
Deal!! |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
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"A lady with a sexy wardrobe and love of heels doing a private fashion show for me…. In exchange for cups of tea, foot rubs and sensual massage…"
You should see the smoother runners on my new sliding door wardrobe then... Oh wait... |
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