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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Want to apologise because you’ve cheated at a game chess with anal beads in your ass ?
Want to declare the world that you are not gay because you wash your ass ?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.
Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel sheet.
I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message. 
However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.
So, No one, absolutely no one will be left behind ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you tell F&B I want to bum him around the back of Aldis? Fanks.
But sssshhhhh don’t say who it’s from xx  "
 your secret is safe with me. No one, absolutely no one will know about it. Bring your fait multipla next time x |
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"Can you tell F&B I want to bum him around the back of Aldis? Fanks.
But sssshhhhh don’t say who it’s from xx "
That seems real, not fake. In fact that message was probably sent by quite a few people  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you tell F&B I want to bum him around the back of Aldis? Fanks.
But sssshhhhh don’t say who it’s from xx
That seems real, not fake. In fact that message was probably sent by quite a few people "
Can’t deny or confirm it but I can tell that you are always right with your lovely penis x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you tell F&B that I read an article somewhere that said vageen sauce is good for beard hair x"
well you can spread yours on my beard anytime you’d like to ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell F&B that I read an article somewhere that said vageen sauce is good for beard hair x
well you can spread yours on my beard anytime you’d like to ! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you tell Melrose that even if she is tired to the max, a friend who will remain anonymous but his name which contains three letters and starts with a D and finishes with a N, would you like to explore her vagina with his frontal lamp torch.
Many thanks F€B you are the best.
Okay I added the last bit about being the best but self love goes a long way.
The rest , on Jim’s mum’s head it is the truth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Melrose that even if she is tired to the max, a friend who will remain anonymous but his name which contains three letters and starts with a D and finishes with a N, would you like to explore her vagina with his frontal lamp torch.
Many thanks F€B you are the best.
Okay I added the last bit about being the best but self love goes a long way.
The rest , on Jim’s mum’s head it is the truth. "
No comment  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you tell Lou that I can’t offer her the elusive connection she is currently seeking, that I am a mediocre shagger, my dick would probably let me down midway, but it would be honest work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For John !
My dear Kanaka since the day I met you with your bike I can’t help it but I keep thinking about you and your sweating bum rubbing that seat saddle.
I have developed a dirty fantasy that I did realised.
I went to Halfords near Brighton and rubbed secretly my ass against the bike saddles that were on show.
Waited patiently to see who would buy one of the seat saddle with my ass smell on it and to my big surprise it was Brighton Steve !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Message for H and M (just realised what I just did there  )
Would it be okay if I spunk in your belly buttons while you sing Céline Dion ?
H does the chorus and M the rest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Clacton65 that he can fiat my vagina whenever he wants with his manly and lovely hands x "
Fist ffs !! Autocorrect ! I gave myself away on that one ! Sorry dude |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A hottie mature with nice removal teeth who can give gummy bj send me that
Could you please tell Elephantis that his words transcends generation, I’d love him to put his Oxfordshire sword in my Yorkshire puddings ( I added an ‘S’ so you know that you can use both holes)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Clacton65 that he can fiat my vagina whenever he wants with his manly and lovely hands x
Fist ffs !! Autocorrect ! I gave myself away on that one ! Sorry dude "
Lol
Fiat my vag
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message for growly tarzan
Let me play with your uncut liana
Signed : your Jayne whats a liana "
I had to Google ffs and apparently it is a long-stemmed, woody vine that is rooted in the soil at ground level and uses trees, as well as other means of vertical support, to climb up to the canopy in search of direct sunlight. The word liana does not refer to a taxonomic grouping, but rather a habit of plant growth – much like tree or shrub |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte
Best penis around East Midlands
I thought this was Ricky Machado!  "
He moved to Scotland with his Kia ceed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte
Best penis around East Midlands
I thought this was Ricky Machado!
He moved to Scotland with his Kia ceed "
Not the only Ceed he's been taking around the country, if you get my point. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte
Best penis around East Midlands
I thought this was Ricky Machado!
He moved to Scotland with his Kia ceed
Not the only Ceed he's been taking around the country, if you get my point."
I do get it ! Especially when it is hard x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wendi Liquor I didn’t read your profile so I am trying to waste your time by making your read that message x "
It's ok I've a box of crayons and some paper with your name on it x |
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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago
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I'm surprised more gay men don't use a washlet.
I recommend the Coway BA13.
It does for girl stuff too which is nice for oral.
Not paid to link this, it's just an incredible product if you can get it installed on the sly. https://tooaleta.co.uk/coway-ba13-premium-digital-bidet.html |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dee I’ll let you lick my anus anytime.
Signed : someone from this thread with an uncut liana apparently x
Ooh, I like them uncut "
Taking note for my next thread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm surprised more gay men don't use a washlet.
I recommend the Coway BA13.
It does for girl stuff too which is nice for oral.
Not paid to link this, it's just an incredible product if you can get it installed on the sly. https://tooaleta.co.uk/coway-ba13-premium-digital-bidet.html"
You got what the thread is all about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In for a penny, in for a pounding
F&B will take you, round Aldi "
Oi ! I take no one there anymore ! As jools and the brain made me noticed, it is not posh enough !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell _aughtyandhandsome that I’d gladly nourish his leather belt by shoving in my colon ( it is quite long I heard)
Have no fear, I’d had a piss enema from just Pete before x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In for a penny, in for a pounding
F&B will take you, round Aldi
Oi ! I take no one there anymore ! As jools and the brain made me noticed, it is not posh enough !
How about up the Waitroses?"
That is exactly what he pointed out ! So I am listening to the man ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm surprised more gay men don't use a washlet.
I recommend the Coway BA13.
It does for girl stuff too which is nice for oral.
Not paid to link this, it's just an incredible product if you can get it installed on the sly. https://tooaleta.co.uk/coway-ba13-premium-digital-bidet.html
You got what the thread is all about "
Coway? No way! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag! "
Apparently that person knew that somehow x |
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x "
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for growly tarzan
Let me play with your uncut liana
Signed : your Jayne whats a liana
I had to Google ffs and apparently it is a long-stemmed, woody vine that is rooted in the soil at ground level and uses trees, as well as other means of vertical support, to climb up to the canopy in search of direct sunlight. The word liana does not refer to a taxonomic grouping, but rather a habit of plant growth – much like tree or shrub"
shrubbery rules |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x"
I am glad you are bi so if I fuck you with my man clit, you wouldn’t mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x"
^She'll make you Big. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x
^She'll make you Big."
No one can except Brigitte Machado ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x
^She'll make you Big.
No one can except Brigitte Machado ! "
She's Brigitte McHado now she's moved to Scotland. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x
^She'll make you Big.
No one can except Brigitte Machado !
She's Brigitte McHado now she's moved to Scotland."
Ok ok genuinely laughing at that one !
Gutted you didn’t mention the Ceed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you tell Nell who that their toes have not been dipped in my dirty anus
So true, our toes are, as yet, unsoiled. "
If you think about doing, please cut your toe nails , the colon of that person is apparently fragile ! |
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x
I am glad you are bi so if I fuck you with my man clit, you wouldn’t mind "
I’ll give it a good go! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x
I am glad you are bi so if I fuck you with my man clit, you wouldn’t mind
I’ll give it a good go! "
Challenge accepted |
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"Dee I’ll let you lick my anus anytime.
Signed : someone from this thread with an uncut liana apparently x
Ooh, I like them uncut
Taking note for my next thread "
Your Excel spreadsheet must be fascinating. I'd love to give it a good once over one day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dee I’ll let you lick my anus anytime.
Signed : someone from this thread with an uncut liana apparently x
Ooh, I like them uncut
Taking note for my next thread
Your Excel spreadsheet must be fascinating. I'd love to give it a good once over one day "
You wouldn’t understand. I use the zodiac code |
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"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.
That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!
Apparently that person knew that somehow x
It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in! x
I am glad you are bi so if I fuck you with my man clit, you wouldn’t mind
I’ll give it a good go!
Challenge accepted "
I need to grow my pubes for you I’ve just had a wax! Give me six weeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Lou that I can’t offer her the elusive connection she is currently seeking, that I am a mediocre shagger, my dick would probably let me down midway, but it would be honest work. "
It's the standard on here, might as well.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell lil miss mischief that she is absolutely stunning and her pics are so sexy. Shame I’m over 10 yrs above her upper age limit. Gutted"
that is a shame feel for you dude i thought you were onto a winner too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx
Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!
I will do if he doesn't shit up.
Haha did you do that on purpose. Did he tell you what happened "
When he went for a shit but forgot to take his pants off? |
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"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx
Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!
I will do if he doesn't shit up.
Haha did you do that on purpose. Did he tell you what happened
When he went for a shit but forgot to take his pants off?"
Yeah that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx
Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!
I will do if he doesn't shit up.
Haha did you do that on purpose. Did he tell you what happened
When he went for a shit but forgot to take his pants off?"
That happens quite regularly actually |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One for Jessicagrace..
After our extended conversation a few weeks ago I realised you really are a wonderful human and enjoyed watching you touching the ceiling whilst dancing haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it.
I think she’s left fab
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
My poem dies with me then "
Keep it warm until she comes back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it.
I think she’s left fab
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
My poem dies with me then "
There was a young lass called DuchessB
As fine a young lady as could be
She got fed up one night
So she left the whole site
But she’ll be back soon just you wait and see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it.
I think she’s left fab
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
My poem dies with me then "
Just change the name ….. they’ll never know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In for a little while. Quite happy to play postie too x
Do you want to pop in for a drink whilst your doing your round
A little one wouldn't hurt "
That’s a bit personal !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In for a little while. Quite happy to play postie too x
Do you want to pop in for a drink whilst your doing your round
A little one wouldn't hurt
That’s a bit personal ! "
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