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"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever
That's fecking brilliant   
Cherry x"
Definitely not brilliant for my eyes to read that then seeing the had mushroom heads no stems. I was ready to leave within the first day haha |
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"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever "
I must admit it is a good one   |
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"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever
I must admit it is a good one "
bad message for my eyes though |
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"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever
I must admit it is a good one bad message for my eyes though "
I bet it was
Made my eyes water reading it |
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"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever
I must admit it is a good one bad message for my eyes though
I bet it was
Made my eyes water reading it "
Your eyes water with laughter my eyes disgusted and in shock |
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I had a guy message me 'ooh my cock is hungry now '
I say it was a bad message I laughed alot at it...haven't used it myself yet. One fine day for one you lucky lot maybe! Haha |
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"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever
I must admit it is a good one bad message for my eyes though
I bet it was
Made my eyes water reading it
Your eyes water with laughter my eyes disgusted and in shock "
I can imagine |
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The best first message was received mid week inviting us to a private house party the following weekend.
We couldn't sleep for a week with excitement, trepidation and fear.
Almost bottled out as thought everyone would be beautiful, well hung and sophisticated.
The crowd was fabulous, friendly, inclusive.
Great location,great sex, great crowd, great food and the start of many.
Never looked back.
Strangest message.
A guy who claimed to be a chef stated..."love to meet up. As a chef I can carve a cucumber that would fly up you faster than a Ferrari around Brands Hatch".
Didn't bother meeting.
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"Had funny one to day saying why are u not in a care home? I went to reply that I had escaped but was blocked lol x
How rude !
I've had "are you Jackie from the arcade in town " (I'm not )."
Ah I knew I recognised you! |
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"Had one this morning that said "E"
Just that
Oh I’ve had that as well 
Did the follow up day “by gum”
No the Mr replied "sorry not into class A drugs but thanks for the offer" "
Totally correct, sorry for my poor joke x |
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Very detailed message from a someone describing himself as a “dom - bull” describing how he’d abuse Dora and humiliate me.
This despite our profile stating no doms or bulls.
Still hoping to bump into the twat at a club some night. |
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