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over a year ago
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Wasn’t d*unk more cockyness
Was standing at the bar waiting to get a drink
Guy beside me starts getting served seen me and asked if I wanted a drink bought for me
Not one to turn down a freebee I sed yes jd and cola
He looks at me and says do you think you can handle that
I sed ooo love I can handle more than you
Anyway got me the drink not wanting to be rude I went to his table
With to off his friends were siting was just thinking I have the one and dip from them
As I about to finsh my drink his mate asks if I want another I sed ok and jd and cola
And the first guy piped up and sed she can handle more than me apparently
I sed yes in fact I could handle the 3 off yous at ones
Well emmm let’s just say I never got that drink
I was taxi and back to one off there’s emmm wicked night  end up getting a taxi back to the hotel at 6am was on the 9am train home and made Sunday family dinner like a good quire chick  |
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Not sure about outrageous...
So, several years ago I'd gone out for drinks with a fwb. We were getting the train home and ended up in the toilet together (classy I know). Anyways the ticket inspector knocked on the door, and said they'd wait to see my ticket. Obviously realising we'd both have to exit I panicked and started making wretching noise's
My friend spoke to the bloke and said I was unwell. He then made noises of concern, and went off to return with a bottle of water for me and another guard. They both then stood there sniggering |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure about outrageous...
So, several years ago I'd gone out for drinks with a fwb. We were getting the train home and ended up in the toilet together (classy I know). Anyways the ticket inspector knocked on the door, and said they'd wait to see my ticket. Obviously realising we'd both have to exit I panicked and started making wretching noise's
My friend spoke to the bloke and said I was unwell. He then made noises of concern, and went off to return with a bottle of water for me and another guard. They both then stood there sniggering "
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"Not sure about outrageous...
So, several years ago I'd gone out for drinks with a fwb. We were getting the train home and ended up in the toilet together (classy I know). Anyways the ticket inspector knocked on the door, and said they'd wait to see my ticket. Obviously realising we'd both have to exit I panicked and started making wretching noise's
My friend spoke to the bloke and said I was unwell. He then made noises of concern, and went off to return with a bottle of water for me and another guard. They both then stood there sniggering
So, you think they bought it?"
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