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over a year ago
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"Because if it had stayed on the same side there would have been threads about squirting and cheating blokes. Anything is better than that, even a fowl version of Frogger  "
Squirting? That’s pee, isn’t it?  |
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"…..did the chicken cross the road?  For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!"
Oh M.... 
No idea but do you know why the cow crossed the road?
To get to the udder side 
T.
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!
Oh M....
No idea but do you know why the cow crossed the road?
To get to the udder side
T.
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To get to the mooovies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!"
I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did. |
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!
Oh M....
No idea but do you know why the cow crossed the road?
To get to the udder side
T.
To get to the mooovies"
He will love that! Haha
Brilliant |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question  otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol"
But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg
It’s one off those mystery’s
Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol
But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg
It’s one off those mystery’s
Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg "
No as in the chicken must have came to reproduce, I’m just being goofy |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first "
I raise you DNA |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA"
Okaii I raise you the atom  |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom "
Energy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom "
I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!
Oh M....
No idea but do you know why the cow crossed the road?
To get to the udder side
T.
To get to the mooovies"
Brilliant!
M |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom
Energy"
Gas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!
I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did. "
Yeah, sometimes you just don't need a reason right?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom
I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha
T."
He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!
I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did. "
Now you’re tripping my mind. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol
But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg
It’s one off those mystery’s
Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg "
I bet God scratches his head and regrets chicken/egg creation. Or rubs his hands and chuckles at us
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By (user no longer on site)
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!
I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did.
Now you’re tripping my mind.
M"
I didn’t explain it properly but it’s that the initial conditions don’t matter to explain why the chicken crossed the road if they’re arbitrary insofar as they allow the chicken to cross the road. If the initial chickens are to lead the chicken to cross the road then, the answer in absentia of the actual specific conditions is simply that the chicken crossed the road because it did. |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom
I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha
T.
He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all."
respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom
I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha
T.
He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more "
No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol
But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg
It’s one off those mystery’s
Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg "
Which do you think, Nat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol
But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg
It’s one off those mystery’s
Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg
No as in the chicken must have came to reproduce, I’m just being goofy "
Ah, I missed that. I thought you meant in the sentence, as in the word “chicken” came before the word “egg”. I’ll show myself out. |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom
I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha
T.
He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more
No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible"
Would that not fall under quantum fluctuations I can't quite remember what I got tought in physics as its been 11 years since education |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom
I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha
T.
He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more
No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible
Would that not fall under quantum fluctuations I can't quite remember what I got tought in physics as its been 11 years since education"
The reason for why a true vacuum is impossible is because of that, yes. But a vacuum still requires space, of which there was none at the event of the Big Bang. Only energy is possible under those conditions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom
I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha
T.
He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more
No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible
Would that not fall under quantum fluctuations I can't quite remember what I got tought in physics as its been 11 years since education
The reason for why a true vacuum is impossible is because of that, yes. But a vacuum still requires space, of which there was none at the event of the Big Bang. Only energy is possible under those conditions. "
I am loving these science based answers. Thanks for entertaining us
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first
I raise you DNA
Okaii I raise you the atom
I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha
T.
He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more
No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible
Would that not fall under quantum fluctuations I can't quite remember what I got tought in physics as its been 11 years since education
The reason for why a true vacuum is impossible is because of that, yes. But a vacuum still requires space, of which there was none at the event of the Big Bang. Only energy is possible under those conditions. "
I thought at the start of the big bang there was a natural vacuum but shows how much I have forgotten |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....
... the bacteria came first "
But did it eventually become an egg or a chicken first? |
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"For a cock x
How did the cock get to the other side tho
Because he was lost and refused to ask for help with directions.
M
Typical
T."
This is so wholesome |
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!
I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did.
Now you’re tripping my mind.
M
I didn’t explain it properly but it’s that the initial conditions don’t matter to explain why the chicken crossed the road if they’re arbitrary insofar as they allow the chicken to cross the road. If the initial chickens are to lead the chicken to cross the road then, the answer in absentia of the actual specific conditions is simply that the chicken crossed the road because it did. "
Sooo….you’re saying….nope, you’ve lost me again.
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"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!
Be-be-be-beCAAAWWWSSS"
Bu….bu…but whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved"
Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved
Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit"
nah, wrong type of dinosaur, baby t-rex became tories
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"For a cock x
How did the cock get to the other side tho
Because he was lost and refused to ask for help with directions.
M
Typical
T.
This is so wholesome "
What kind of people do you think we are….oh wait…. |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved
Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit
nah, wrong type of dinosaur, baby t-rex became tories
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Seem more like vultures to me  |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved"
And there we have it. Bravo. |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved
Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit"
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved
Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit
nah, wrong type of dinosaur, baby t-rex became tories
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Confirms the Tories are top of the food chain then. |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg
the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved
Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit
nah, wrong type of dinosaur, baby t-rex became tories
Seem more like vultures to me "
No, they’re the Lib Dems picking over the carcasses the Tories left behind. |
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