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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that one off that fight club things whare I need to keep you up all night
Ok let me teleport and I bonce on it like a pogo stick all night "
Are you being sexual?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?"
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep at 730pm  a bit earlier than the early night I had planned so now I'll be awake all night x"
Sucks!
If you fancy company I am all yours until early hours  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day? "
Wow. That’s actually cool! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day? "
Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep at 730pm a bit earlier than the early night I had planned so now I'll be awake all night x
Sucks!
If you fancy company I am all yours until early hours
Don't give me ideas  "
Happiness is only a train ride away!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a cold shower, don’t dry your torso and go outside topless. You will be freezing cold.
Sorry?
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If you get wet, you’ll be cooled down in the same way sweat works (it takes warmth from you and evaporates, making you colder). If you have cold water you’ll be even colder and if it’s outside with the cold win then that’s the trifecta. You’ll be buzzing your tits off  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a cold shower, don’t dry your torso and go outside topless. You will be freezing cold.
Sorry?
If you get wet, you’ll be cooled down in the same way sweat works (it takes warmth from you and evaporates, making you colder). If you have cold water you’ll be even colder and if it’s outside with the cold win then that’s the trifecta. You’ll be buzzing your tits off "
Literally I reckon I’d be buzzing my tits off
Im going to do this. Just not today.  |
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?
Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that. "
Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?
Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that. "
You’re counting islands. Let me rephrase: southernmost point of mainland Europe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that one off that fight club things whare I need to keep you up all night
Ok let me teleport and I bonce on it like a pogo stick all night
Are you being sexual? "
Yes and no I am being funny
The bit whare marlra phones Tyler and says she’s overdosed and he’s going to need to keep her up all night
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that one off that fight club things whare I need to keep you up all night
Ok let me teleport and I bonce on it like a pogo stick all night
Are you being sexual?
Yes and no I am being funny
The bit whare marlra phones Tyler and says she’s overdosed and he’s going to need to keep her up all night
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No idea what that means but I’ll nod because I’m tryna get some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?
Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.
Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?"
Yup, that was it, but hey  |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?
Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.
Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?"
Cyprus is the most eastern member of the EU. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?
Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.
Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?
Cyprus is the most eastern member of the EU."
But generally considered West Asian. It’s ambiguous only because half of the island speaks Greek. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?
This sounds fun!!!
Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?
Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.
Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?
Cyprus is the most eastern member of the EU.
But generally considered West Asian. It’s ambiguous only because half of the island speaks Greek. "
It’s saying that is on the European Union, not which continent it belongs to. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder
Good question. If it’s colour I’d say custard apples "
And I’d say jackfruit!
But what if it was taste? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder
Good question. If it’s colour I’d say custard apples
And I’d say jackfruit!
But what if it was taste?"
Plain pasta, so beige |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder
Pasta, rice, toast, fish fingers, cornflakes, chips . Basic beige food
In colour or taste?! HELP!!!"
You can taste colour? Do you have synthaesesia? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder
Pasta, rice, toast, fish fingers, cornflakes, chips . Basic beige food
In colour or taste?! HELP!!!
You can taste colour? Do you have synthaesesia?"
Maybe. I hope so? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you dumb 4 - that’s out in the shops in a minute
I repeat that’s out in the shops in a minute
Your wifey wants to link me
Vos when you’re doing your ting
Your ting flops in a minute |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you! No matter how great the company is
Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so!
The city is lovely. "
Easy to get around though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeers. I died "
Get a little bit of kitchen roll, roll it up and wet the ends, then put two of these in each of your nostrils. If you’re a nose-breather you won’t fall asleep easily as you won’t be able to breathe properly. It’s water-boarding your nose-only. If you’re a mouth breather, put a wet sock in there.
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheeers. I died
Get a little bit of kitchen roll, roll it up and wet the ends, then put two of these in each of your nostrils. If you’re a nose-breather you won’t fall asleep easily as you won’t be able to breathe properly. It’s water-boarding your nose-only. If you’re a mouth breather, put a wet sock in there.
Lol"
you’re literally killing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeers. I died
Get a little bit of kitchen roll, roll it up and wet the ends, then put two of these in each of your nostrils. If you’re a nose-breather you won’t fall asleep easily as you won’t be able to breathe properly. It’s water-boarding your nose-only. If you’re a mouth breather, put a wet sock in there.
Lol
you’re literally killing me "
Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheeers. I died
Get a little bit of kitchen roll, roll it up and wet the ends, then put two of these in each of your nostrils. If you’re a nose-breather you won’t fall asleep easily as you won’t be able to breathe properly. It’s water-boarding your nose-only. If you’re a mouth breather, put a wet sock in there.
Lol
you’re literally killing me
Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you "
I’m tryna [redacted] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeers. I died
Get a little bit of kitchen roll, roll it up and wet the ends, then put two of these in each of your nostrils. If you’re a nose-breather you won’t fall asleep easily as you won’t be able to breathe properly. It’s water-boarding your nose-only. If you’re a mouth breather, put a wet sock in there.
Lol
you’re literally killing me
Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you
I’m tryna [redacted] "
I honestly have no idea what you mean there but I’m guessing it’s related to your magic pickle somehow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheeers. I died
Get a little bit of kitchen roll, roll it up and wet the ends, then put two of these in each of your nostrils. If you’re a nose-breather you won’t fall asleep easily as you won’t be able to breathe properly. It’s water-boarding your nose-only. If you’re a mouth breather, put a wet sock in there.
Lol
you’re literally killing me
Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you
I’m tryna [redacted]
I honestly have no idea what you mean there but I’m guessing it’s related to your magic pickle somehow"
The more you fuck around
The more you’re gonna find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeers. I died
Get a little bit of kitchen roll, roll it up and wet the ends, then put two of these in each of your nostrils. If you’re a nose-breather you won’t fall asleep easily as you won’t be able to breathe properly. It’s water-boarding your nose-only. If you’re a mouth breather, put a wet sock in there.
Lol
you’re literally killing me
Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you
I’m tryna [redacted]
I honestly have no idea what you mean there but I’m guessing it’s related to your magic pickle somehow
The more you fuck around
The more you’re gonna find out "
Put frozen peas down your pants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you! No matter how great the company is
Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so!
It's all happening in the Wild West "
It’s on my list. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you! No matter how great the company is
Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so!
The city is lovely.
Easy to get around though? "
Yes, it's not huge. There's some central hotels - not sure of the rates though.
They have a few festivals through the year: Oyster, film, some horse racing meetings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One two,
Freddy's coming for you
Three four,
Better lock that door
Five six...
I don’t get these references but haha ?"
Think you was in primary when this game was out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here lies SteveAndHisMagicPickle  "
Everytime you have sex, if you fall asleep now, you will now be forced to think about this. Like “don’t imagine a clown” only it’s when you’re fucking and you can’t get this thread out of your head, which immediately ruins all your sex. And when you try and battle those thoughts it reinforces itself, so as time passes the effect is stronger. Stay awake man!! *slap* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here lies SteveAndHisMagicPickle "
I do think the good outweigh the bad here Steve, but I completely understand why you've deleted.
You'll be back. You better be back. We need magic pickle Steve.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fun fact, I’ve said this in another post, my ex used to call my boobs milly and vanilly
Oh my god, I love that so much!
Alice's are Mary-Kate and Ashley.
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Lol, nothing beats the 80s 90s |
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"I don't know why folk do this so much.
All the hassle of getting re-registered for the sake of a swishy exit post 
Ah well, their choice"
I call them Yo-Yo profilers, after nearly 1 hundred on this site, most of 'em come back at some point  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Steve, what would you say the greatest beige food is?
Tagliatelle?
Jackfruit?
Custard apples
peanuts?"
I doubt you'll be getting an answer from him tonight  |
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