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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple over a year ago

West Suffolk/Essex

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Keychain?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Keychain? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What goes up but doesn’t always come down?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Seatbelt!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

School tie aka the noose.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Seatbelt!"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking forward to Sparkle's answer. Doubtless it will be blindingly obvious, lol.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"What goes up but doesn’t always come down?"

House prices

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Seatbelt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Seatbelt!

Yes

Yes!! Fist pump!

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What goes up but doesn’t always come down?"

Your age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What goes up but doesn’t always come down?

Your age

I thought this was about sex?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

You use your hand to whack me off, the bigger I am, the louder I make people scream. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You use your hand to whack me off, the bigger I am, the louder I make people scream. What am I?"

Wasp ?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"You use your hand to whack me off, the bigger I am, the louder I make people scream. What am I?

Wasp ?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is white and sticky, some like to spit it out but others will swallow it.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What is white and sticky, some like to spit it out but others will swallow it."

Toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is white and sticky, some like to spit it out but others will swallow it.

Toothpaste

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Seatbelt!

Yes

Oh, I was going to say a cock.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Seatbelt!

Yes

Oh, I was going to say a cock. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is long and hard with cum in it ?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What is long and hard with cum in it ?

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is long and hard with cum in it ?

Cucumber

I'd forgotten how good you are at riddles

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What is long and hard with cum in it ?

Cucumber

I'd forgotten how good you are at riddles

I have my moments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You use your hand to whack me off, the bigger I am, the louder I make people scream. What am I?"

Spider

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"You use your hand to whack me off, the bigger I am, the louder I make people scream. What am I?

Spider "

Correct

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

What can sometimes be too dry , sometimes too wet and sticky , generally makes a mess Al over your hands, responds well to a good hard fisting, and the more the play with it the bigger it gets ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've herd them two.

Was going to say gum, for the toothpaste one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can sometimes be too dry , sometimes too wet and sticky , generally makes a mess Al over your hands, responds well to a good hard fisting, and the more the play with it the bigger it gets ? "

Play dough.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple over a year ago

Portstewart

"Post your own and let us guess

Here's one of mine:

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A tie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can sometimes be too dry , sometimes too wet and sticky , generally makes a mess Al over your hands, responds well to a good hard fisting, and the more the play with it the bigger it gets ? "

Clay

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"What can sometimes be too dry , sometimes too wet and sticky , generally makes a mess Al over your hands, responds well to a good hard fisting, and the more the play with it the bigger it gets ? "

Bread dough.

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