Met a woman
We had a social and clicked
Next day she invited me to hers
Got very very nawty
Had her tied as I fucked her anal
Unaware to me we wasn't the only 2 in the house
Her 3 year old walked in on us shocked
Next time ask if we r alone |
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Not locking my flat door. I was there fucking someone's wife, I didn't realise how much noise we were making and one of the pissed off neighbours must've knocked and then tried to walk in. Luckily her husband was stood by the door filming and didn't hesitate to slam it shut.
I heard the door go, stopped mid way in shock |
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"Mine was arranging to turn up at an address as arranged by hubby at work and when his Mrs opened the door just say ‘Steve wants me to fuck you!’ It was something they had arranged months before that if anyone ever did that she would fuck them but it had to be a surprise so he left it a while and ….
I turned up as arranged and she says who’s Steve? I turned up at …. Gardens .. not …. Crescent   "
Haha, you still fucked her though, right? |
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"Mine was arranging to turn up at an address as arranged by hubby at work and when his Mrs opened the door just say ‘Steve wants me to fuck you!’ It was something they had arranged months before that if anyone ever did that she would fuck them but it had to be a surprise so he left it a while and ….
I turned up as arranged and she says who’s Steve? I turned up at …. Gardens .. not …. Crescent
Haha, you still fucked her though, right? "
Only in the movies - we laughed thankfully but no! |
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"Ignoring my instinct
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Just a meet that went terribly wrong. We almost called a halt to swinging there and then. I won't go in to detail "
Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me |
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"Ignoring my instinct
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Just a meet that went terribly wrong. We almost called a halt to swinging there and then. I won't go in to detail
Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me "
Ah the old double bluff  |
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"Ignoring my instinct
Tell more
Just a meet that went terribly wrong. We almost called a halt to swinging there and then. I won't go in to detail
Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me
Ah the old double bluff "
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Still thinking it was a good idea to go to bed with a women that was drinking pints of bailey's.
First thing she did was go down on me and she puked all over me.
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"Still thinking it was a good idea to go to bed with a women that was drinking pints of bailey's.
First thing she did was go down on me and she puked all over me.
Pints! Of Bailey's!?  "
I always limit myself to 3 pints of Baileys on a night out, any more and it goes to my head… |
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"Still thinking it was a good idea to go to bed with a women that was drinking pints of bailey's.
First thing she did was go down on me and she puked all over me.
Pints! Of Bailey's!?
I always limit myself to 3 pints of Baileys on a night out, any more and it goes to my head…"
A wise move
Actually I think I remember seeing a TV handyman (can't remember his name) on a weight loss show who drank pints of Bailey's. He was on the show because he couldn't understand why he wasn't losing weight... |
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