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Wet patch - what and why?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right?  |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
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"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right? "
some ladies get overly wet, and it leaks out, creating a wet patch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right? "
The only wet patch I know of is after sex and normally what oozes out  |
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"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right? "
I think you’re just a classy girl, who has always picked proper gentlemen who don't mind sleeping in the wet patch, and that’s why it has escaped your notice so far! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right?
I think you’re just a classy girl, who has always picked proper gentlemen who don't mind sleeping in the wet patch, and that’s why it has escaped your notice so far!"
I like this explanation  |
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"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right?
I think you’re just a classy girl, who has always picked proper gentlemen who don't mind sleeping in the wet patch, and that’s why it has escaped your notice so far!
I like this explanation "
Yes, or that sponge nightie really works well  |
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"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right? "
I'm with you, I never have a wet patch (from sex anyways)
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Had to deal with wet patches after oral, and the occasional spot of escaped lube. Not really a problem though, you wipe 'em vigorously and they dry quickly, never had the whole sleeping on it all night discomfort.
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right? "
no heavy rain outside guess the roof is leaking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?
The penis goes in the vagina, right? "
No, this occurs due to the mid point intermission for fluids and refreshments.
Like marathon runners throwing cups of water over themselves.
It's basic safety frankly.
Anything else is just dirty bastards being dirty. Sort it out.
Grab the towel of shame. |
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"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch.
I’ve been known to subtly move people into position to ensure the wet patch doesn’t get made on my side 
Been known? Try all the time!!  "
Wellington boots - essential bed wear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are. "
I feel like I mostly have sex on top of the duvet, and all over the bed not just at the top. Maybe that's why I've never encountered a patch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My GF FB always gets a wet patch under her after sex. With a mix of hers and my juices and it's always been a thing on my sex life with other girls. Are u doing it right? |
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"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.
I feel like I mostly have sex on top of the duvet, and all over the bed not just at the top. Maybe that's why I've never encountered a patch? "
My jokes about towels aside, this is the real pro tip in this thread. Always have sex *on top* of the duvet. No matter how sweaty and lubricanty things get, you'll always have a clean dry surface under it to sleep on afterwards. |
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"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.
We have a special towel we keep near the bed "
I have two — a small one for getting lubricant off my hands, and a larger one to go under the arse of any more squirty partners. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.
I feel like I mostly have sex on top of the duvet, and all over the bed not just at the top. Maybe that's why I've never encountered a patch?
My jokes about towels aside, this is the real pro tip in this thread. Always have sex *on top* of the duvet. No matter how sweaty and lubricanty things get, you'll always have a clean dry surface under it to sleep on afterwards. "
But If Im all snuggled up warm and sleepy in a morning do I have to climb outside the duvet and await servicing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.
We have a special towel we keep near the bed "
 sounds like a passion killer but when me and the Mrs get down to it, the towel goes down on the bed first .. sensible innit? |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
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"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch.
I’ve been known to subtly move people into position to ensure the wet patch doesn’t get made on my side
Been known? Try all the time!!
Wellington boots - essential bed wear "
Or a rain Mac in your case |
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"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch.
I’ve been known to subtly move people into position to ensure the wet patch doesn’t get made on my side
Been known? Try all the time!!
Wellington boots - essential bed wear
Or a rain Mac in your case "
Wait, you mean that wasn’t wet-look gel? |
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