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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
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If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
May the odds be forever in your favour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The odds are never in my favour  but I volunteer to be a mate if needed |
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I don’t like the odds. But yellow message boxes are always cute 
I’ll be postie
Mrs m |
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I’ll play and don’t mind being postie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy to rewrite your messages for optimal oomph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a giggle  |
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SweetCherry
A delightful young man would love you to know that he’d fist your ass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in the shower washing my arse when I noted the label had come loose on the bottle of swarfega I was using. I slowly peeled it back to reveal the words “Nora, I love you. Signed, Neil” although the signature looked really suspect and I suspect someone was having a laugh with that bit… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SweetCherry
A delightful young man would love you to know that he’d fist your ass."
Such a delightful young man lol, unfortunately not into fisting. Could fish his ass though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SweetCherry
A delightful young man would love you to know that he’d fist your ass.
Such a delightful young man lol, unfortunately not into fisting. Could fish his ass though "
*fist |
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"I was in the shower washing my arse when I noted the label had come loose on the bottle of swarfega I was using. I slowly peeled it back to reveal the words “Nora, I love you. Signed, Neil” although the signature looked really suspect and I suspect someone was having a laugh with that bit…"
What?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sweetcherry
May the odds be ever in your favour xx |
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"Neil I love you
Signed Nora"
Who the hell is this Neil?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Neil I love you
Signed Nora"
Am I a matchmaker or what ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in! |
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Please tell Thumper that we'd like to help him redecorate the interior of his van in the style of Jackson Pollock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In
Not much hope though
Eternal optimist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Neil I love you
Signed Nora
Who the hell is this Neil?!"
More importantly, who is playing Cupid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Neil I love you
Signed Nora
Who the hell is this Neil?!
More importantly, who is playing Cupid!"
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
I've a feeling this one's gonna fill up quick! |
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I’ve had a complaint.
SweetCherry apparently I got your message wrong so I’ve copied and pasted it…
Sweetcheery no one messaged me but know that I’d love to fist your ass
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
I'm in abd happy to be postie.
And expect to regret that offer as soon as I get a message from F&B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play, I like being postie ! |
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For Kinky Inked Bi, i volunteer as tribute to be removed from this mortal coil through smothering from your immense and fantastic breasts. Willingly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind…."
Make it semolina instead of rice pudding and I'm in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ffs please tell Clacton65 that he has a lovely hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in abd happy to be postie.
And expect to regret that offer as soon as I get a message from F&B "
I won’t message you |
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By *husuiMan
over a year ago
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All this talking about ass fisting, id be happy with a finger or tongue right now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind….
Make it semolina instead of rice pudding and I'm in "
Deal.
…I mean, that sounds sensible, I wonder if the sender agrees… |
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In. Happy to forward messages too |
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Go on then, I'm feeling lucky.
Happy to be postie too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In but won’t hold my breath and no sympathy messages please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind….
Make it semolina instead of rice pudding and I'm in
Deal.
…I mean, that sounds sensible, I wonder if the sender agrees…"
You mean it wasn't F&B who wrote that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind….
Make it semolina instead of rice pudding and I'm in
Deal.
…I mean, that sounds sensible, I wonder if the sender agrees…
You mean it wasn't F&B who wrote that? "
nope that wasn’t my work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs please tell Clacton65 that he has a lovely hand."
Lol sympathy  |
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I know you’re postie, please post this to you
Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs  x |
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In but not holding my breath to see if I’m fancied one can always hope though |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
JohnKanaka I want to make my tictac rub your tictac
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"I know you’re postie, please post this to you
Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs x"
Why are people sending ones for me to me?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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JohnKanaka I want to make my tictac rub your tictac
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Inevitable |
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For the lovely Melrose from an equally lovely gentleman
Melrose
I would if I could, but you won't let me
Go on let him ! |
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"For Kinky Inked Bi, i volunteer as tribute to be removed from this mortal coil through smothering from your immense and fantastic breasts. Willingly."
I’d feel immense guilt! How about just a good old motorboat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know you’re postie, please post this to you
Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs x
Why are people sending ones for me to me?! "
It’s gone meta. We’ll be making them up next.
PS please tell Neil I’m number 13 in the forum queue to test the cleanliness of his sausage crimper… |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
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JohnKanaka I want to make my tictac rub your tictac
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Literally cannot guess who sent this |
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"I know you’re postie, please post this to you
Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs x"
Agreed  |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Can you tell Bella to admit defeat, she IS unquestionably the Queen of fab! I growl at the mere thought
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Please could you tell F&B that we want to sex on his face.
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"I know you’re postie, please post this to you
Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs x
Agreed "
you |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
I’m in ….. God loves a trier after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please could you tell F&B that we want to sex on his face.
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Don’t reveal yourself as it won’t happen if you do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooo yes its been a long time its time i found a little joyful moment or two to keep my career out yhe bog |
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A lovely lady says
Ned Martin, in me? Deal! |
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Fabulous and bearded, your photos are beautiful - far too beautiful to be straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to play |
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Would you mind pasting this to Nora the explorer?
Misty, would you please tell Nora,
That my mate totally adores ya,
He thinks your legs are great,
Could he take you on a date?
He even won’t mind if you’re a snorer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabulous and bearded, your photos are beautiful - far too beautiful to be straight "
Pasta is straight until wet. That’s why I don’t go to the swimming pool |
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I’m in for this evenings fun and games  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a complaint.
SweetCherry apparently I got your message wrong so I’ve copied and pasted it…
Sweetcheery no one messaged me but know that I’d love to fist your ass
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So extremely charming lol |
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"Would you mind pasting this to Nora the explorer?
Misty, would you please tell Nora,
That my mate totally adores ya,
He thinks your legs are great,
Could he take you on a date?
He even won’t mind if you’re a snorer!"
Who told you about my snoring  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweetcherry
May the odds be ever in your favour xx"
Aw thanks F&B but I will always be the first tribute to die |
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For MissYeuxBleaus
I wonder if you would perhaps consider my face for a comfortable seat?? |
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A well dressed and well mannered gentleman who is also my mate has asked me to pass this on to Bell
could you let Bellaseas know someone has been admiring her from a million miles away for a while now, and would not take much persuasion to accept a thorough pegging, if she was that way inclined. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweetcherry
May the odds be ever in your favour xx
Aw thanks F&B but I will always be the first tribute to die "
It was a message dropped in my box. I just copied and pasted it sorry |
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"A lovely lady says
Ned Martin, in me? Deal!"
My inbox is always open! Shame I don’t have a magic carpet to make distance less of an issue… |
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adamletchworth Don’t stay away from me. I love your cock so much that I’d enjoy having a piss enema from your neighbour x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"adamletchworth Don’t stay away from me. I love your cock so much that I’d enjoy having a piss enema from your neighbour x"
Oh wow.. whoever that is pm me |
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Ned Martin it Looks like you stole my purse !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweetcherry
May the odds be ever in your favour xx
Aw thanks F&B but I will always be the first tribute to die
It was a message dropped in my box. I just copied and pasted it sorry "
Oh ok, then, however said must know I’m always the first tribute to die, odds are never in my favour lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My great mate asked me to pass this along
MarriedcoupleNE I Am 5’2 but i have a 5 inches and a half cock do you know xx
Enjoy |
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Cookie46 Let me coco your ass ! |
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"For MissYeuxBleaus
I wonder if you would perhaps consider my face for a comfortable seat??"
A face is the most comfortable seat of all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love it when mates want each other so bad
My mate asks
Nora let me piss into your ass please ?
Do it do it do it |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Please could you tell kinkyinked that it’s about time we finally arranged that meet to press our boobies together, and become the scissor sisters we were meant to be!
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"Ned Martin it Looks like you stole my purse !
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It’s a sporran, but you’re welcome to keep your phone number in it until you find your purse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who ever sent me that
Hell no
Not even repeating that one |
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Mr Sprout Your rectum is the loveliest one I have never seen on here so far.
Thank you for sharing x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For MissYeuxBleaus
I wonder if you would perhaps consider my face for a comfortable seat??
A face is the most comfortable seat of all "
Yup, that's my point exactly!  |
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"Please could you tell kinkyinked that it’s about time we finally arranged that meet to press our boobies together, and become the scissor sisters we were meant to be!
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I’m in |
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My naughty mate says…
Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!
I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sweetcherry.
There are always two tributes from each district , I've got your back |
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"Mr Sprout Your rectum is the loveliest one I have never seen on here so far.
Thank you for sharing x"
Fab is a much better place if I keep it hidden |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Cookie46 Let me coco your ass !"
Is that an offer to rub coconut butter on it? |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"My naughty mate says…
Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!
I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!"
Will you leave crumbs in my bed |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Nora, can you open your legs so I can bury my face between them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?
Signed : Neil |
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Hello postmen and postwomen. I’ll play for a while. Just a while, mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My spare ones maybe, if you clean them afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uhhh, I got my first message to deliver as a postie
Tell the gorgeous MissYeuxBleus that she’s the best thing to come from Welsh Wales since the Pot Noodle.
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"My naughty mate says…
Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!
I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!
Will you leave crumbs in my bed "
This Cookie Monster likes to eat cookies all over the house, not just in bed! |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
For the lovely Mellrose from a rather handsome chap
Ask Mellrose if she’ll keep her Halloween make-up on for our first meet … pretty please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?
Signed : Neil"
Can people stop signing things from me - thanks, I’ll send my own… |
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EasyBeingWheezey, a softly-spoken stranger says “I will do”. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im out id rather jump on the ps5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This message is for Rose-tinted Glasses:
Let me blow into your urethra |
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"Uhhh, I got my first message to deliver as a postie
Tell the gorgeous MissYeuxBleus that she’s the best thing to come from Welsh Wales since the Pot Noodle.
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apparently my great grandfather worked in the noodle mine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deal. |
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"EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?
Signed : Neil
Can people stop signing things from me - thanks, I’ll send my own…"
Oh you’re Neil! |
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For June111
Wow incredible pictures! I know it’s the wrong thread but I’ve just added you to my hotlist |
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"I love it when mates want each other so bad
My mate asks
Nora let me piss into your ass please ?
Do it do it do it"
F&B we’ve had this conversation and it’s still a no! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?
Signed : Neil
Can people stop signing things from me - thanks, I’ll send my own…
Oh you’re Neil! "
Who knew?!? 
I prefer DM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?
Signed : Neil
Can people stop signing things from me - thanks, I’ll send my own…"
Soz n' stuff. The originator of the message tried to make me sign it "Nell" so I improvised a little |
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"Nora, can you open your legs so I can bury my face between them."
Depends who you are |
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"Let me blow into your urethra"
A novel approach. Wonder if it makes a sound, like when you purse your lips and blow over the top of a milk bottle? |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"“Please ask DX2019 if his trousers are going to fall down now his belt is off ”"
They might well do. Need someone to help me cover up in that case haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when mates want each other so bad
My mate asks
Nora let me piss into your ass please ?
Do it do it do it
F&B we’ve had this conversation and it’s still a no!"
I have never asked that directly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora, can you open your legs so I can bury my face between them.
Depends who you are "
Who do you want it to be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like a bassier flute maybe? |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
From a watermelon loving mate
To anyone on this thread :
J’aime le cul sec |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
May as well play for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy to join in |
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"I love it when mates want each other so bad
My mate asks
Nora let me piss into your ass please ?
Do it do it do it
F&B we’ve had this conversation and it’s still a no!
I have never asked that directly "
Pants on fire! |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"My naughty mate says…
Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!
I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!
Will you leave crumbs in my bed
This Cookie Monster likes to eat cookies all over the house, not just in bed!"
Oh a trail of crumbs, don’t waste any |
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"Nora, can you open your legs so I can bury my face between them.
Depends who you are
Who do you want it to be?"
Gerard Butler  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pauls21 Rub your hairy armpits against my hairy asshole please x |
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"From a watermelon loving mate
To anyone on this thread :
J’aime le cul sec"
Wet fruit and dry arse, this person is diverse ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the lovely Melrose from an equally lovely gentleman
Melrose
I would if I could, but you won't let me
Go on let him ! "
Ooohhhh I’m intrigued |
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over a year ago
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_ockyroad666 From a hot titted lady.
You have great hair x |
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Here is one for my friend Nora
Nora I still have the taste of your colonoscopy in my mouth x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From a guy with a big one
Can you tell _rincipessa that I have perv on her pics and added to the hotlist |
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Could you let Cookie46 know that cookie crumbs are the best kind of crumbs? |
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"Here is one for my friend Nora
Nora I still have the taste of your colonoscopy in my mouth x"
Christ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has anyone owned up to anything yet? |
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"My naughty mate says…
Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!
I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!
Will you leave crumbs in my bed
This Cookie Monster likes to eat cookies all over the house, not just in bed!
Oh a trail of crumbs, don’t waste any "
If you follow the trail, it ends in my inbox! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in... but not holding my breath lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in!
Although I've already spoken to the only person whoever sends me love letters already today hahaha |
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"Has anyone owned up to anything yet?"
I smoked once at university, but didn’t inhale
Haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone owned up to anything yet?
I smoked once at university, but didn’t inhale
Haha x"
Hahaha very naughty. Haha |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Could you let Cookie46 know that cookie crumbs are the best kind of crumbs?"
Is that from experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nora
Nora will gladly piss on the knees of the next poster x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From a guy with a hot bag
Would you mind telling Principessa that you’ve got a friend who wants to see what you can do with that riding crop?
Thanks!
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"Has anyone owned up to anything yet?
I smoked once at university, but didn’t inhale
Haha x
Hahaha very naughty. Haha"
Bad to the bone, which is quite different from being bad TO bone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A beautiful gentleman asked me to say
"FunCuriousHarry Do my ass while I am calling my associate Keith. X" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m late but I’ll fancy anyone who’s left over. |
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Trixie - your boobs and mine need to get together! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FabTog Shove that big lens of yours into my ass please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woody B I won’t say your name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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"Nora
Nora will gladly piss on the knees of the next poster x "
Can’t I have some nice ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Realising that I am fucking posting them instead of texting ppl to post them!!
How embarrassing ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone owned up to anything yet?
I smoked once at university, but didn’t inhale
Haha x
Hahaha very naughty. Haha
Bad to the bone, which is quite different from being bad TO bone "
That was smooth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nora
After your birthday penis, what do you want for Christmas |
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"Nora
After your birthday penis, what do you want for Christmas"
Christmas penis please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realising that I am fucking posting them instead of texting ppl to post them!!
How embarrassing ! "
You should of just pretended that someone had sent them to you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora
After your birthday penis, what do you want for Christmas
Christmas penis please "
Is christmas penis with like a santa hat on?? Or?? |
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"Trixie - your boobs and mine need to get together!"
Sounds like someone out there wants to create a booby empire and overtake the Earth. I’m game! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realising that I am fucking posting them instead of texting ppl to post them!!
How embarrassing !
You should of just pretended that someone had sent them to you! "
I could, couldn’t I ?
I am not that smart |
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I’ll jump in the next round if the game continues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last word |
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A very handsome gent has This to say…
Please tell Bellaseas, if she comes back to the thread, that I have some arnica cream here to rub on her bruises! |
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Great ‘my mate fancies you’ thread everyone |
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