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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands |
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands "
maybe she charmed her way in  |
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Apparently the snake was well known to the locals who had christened it Frank.
After the death of the old lady the local radio station played a song in tribute This is for Frank Sumatra "I've got you under my skin" |
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands "
A bit rich to swallow Tom |
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands "
You’re talking absolute bollocks Tom
Rubber doesn’t grow on trees, but it is made from the latex found in them.
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Yeah I read the news article yesterday and felt sick thankfully they blurred out pictures of the remains of the lady. I wouldn’t wish that death on anybody. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands
You’re talking absolute bollocks Tom
Rubber doesn’t grow on trees, but it is made from the latex found in them.
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They are called rubber trees for a reason.. not latex trees.. the trees actually grow rubber but most car tyres have artificial rubber these days |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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Tom is serious.. this merciless beast would have watched the old lady picking rubber off the tree then manoeuvred in a position to strike.. Angry villagers have made sure that this satanic beast can no longer prey on humans |
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"Tom is serious.. this merciless beast would have watched the old lady picking rubber off the tree then manoeuvred in a position to strike.. Angry villagers have made sure that this satanic beast can no longer prey on humans "
Wonder if they have to wait until the rubber fruit is ripe |
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"Tom is serious.. this merciless beast would have watched the old lady picking rubber off the tree then manoeuvred in a position to strike.. Angry villagers have made sure that this satanic beast can no longer prey on humans "
it’s a snakes instinct to kill to feed itself it can hardly slither in to Asda and fill its trolley up maybe humans should keep out of places where snakes hang about play daft games win silly prizes unfortunately the lady was in the wrong place at wrong time
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands
You’re talking absolute bollocks Tom
Rubber doesn’t grow on trees, but it is made from the latex found in them.
They are called rubber trees for a reason.. not latex trees.. the trees actually grow rubber but most car tyres have artificial rubber these days "
They cut slits in the trunks & let the latex liquid drain out & collect it. Since when is that growing rubber like growing bananas or pineapples etc. Facts matter! |
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands
You’re talking absolute bollocks Tom
Rubber doesn’t grow on trees, but it is made from the latex found in them.
They are called rubber trees for a reason.. not latex trees.. the trees actually grow rubber but most car tyres have artificial rubber these days
They cut slits in the trunks & let the latex liquid drain out & collect it. Since when is that growing rubber like growing bananas or pineapples etc. Facts matter! "
Facts matter? This is fab.... |
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"Tom is serious.. this merciless beast would have watched the old lady picking rubber off the tree then manoeuvred in a position to strike.. Angry villagers have made sure that this satanic beast can no longer prey on humans "
If Tom wants to be taken seriously maybe he shouldn't speak in the 3rd person.
What an evil snake doing what snakes do!  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Poor python, what had it do e wrong.
It devoured an elderly lady ..
It's what they do!
Do you also complain when tigers attack villagers? Are they satanic too? "
Totally..
They have their own jungle...we have ours |
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands
You’re talking absolute bollocks Tom
Rubber doesn’t grow on trees, but it is made from the latex found in them.
They are called rubber trees for a reason.. not latex trees.. the trees actually grow rubber but most car tyres have artificial rubber these days "
So why are Ash trees called Ash trees then Tom? you only get ash from them when you burn them...but thats the same as all the other trees |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands
You’re talking absolute bollocks Tom
Rubber doesn’t grow on trees, but it is made from the latex found in them.
They are called rubber trees for a reason.. not latex trees.. the trees actually grow rubber but most car tyres have artificial rubber these days
So why are Ash trees called Ash trees then Tom? you only get ash from them when you burn them...but thats the same as all the other trees"
Ash trees are named after the musical piece called the Ash Grove ....
And rubber does grow on trees |
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands
You’re talking absolute bollocks Tom
Rubber doesn’t grow on trees, but it is made from the latex found in them.
They are called rubber trees for a reason.. not latex trees.. the trees actually grow rubber but most car tyres have artificial rubber these days
So why are Ash trees called Ash trees then Tom? you only get ash from them when you burn them...but thats the same as all the other trees
Ash trees are named after the musical piece called the Ash Grove ....
And rubber does grow on trees "
Bit like spaghetti them Tom? it was all over the telly in the 70's |
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"Reports in the Telegraph that a grandmother was out collecting rubber on island called Sumatra. Rubber actually grows on the trees in that region and is harvested by locals. They found a huge python over 20 feet long and cut the evil serpent open and found the old lady who by now was dead. People say our streets are dangerous but danger lurks everywhere. Even on remote tropical islands
You’re talking absolute bollocks Tom
Rubber doesn’t grow on trees, but it is made from the latex found in them.
They are called rubber trees for a reason.. not latex trees.. the trees actually grow rubber but most car tyres have artificial rubber these days
So why are Ash trees called Ash trees then Tom? you only get ash from them when you burn them...but thats the same as all the other trees"
Beaches from beach trees?
Fur from fir trees?
Lime from lime trees?
Planes from plane trees? |
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Could you use the rubber to fashion a rudimentary condom? Maybe with a 4 inch extension on the top housing a gyrator vibrator making it appear that your cock knew all the moves from Saturday night fever? Asking for a friend. |
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"How can you not notice a snake that big?
They arent really fast creatures are they when they are that big?
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They can move at 3 metres a second and accelerate quickly. However, it might have been in a tree above her. |
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"How can you not notice a snake that big?
They arent really fast creatures are they when they are that big?
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You would certainly notice it chewing on your feet I would think.
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"This evil serpent devoured the old lady whole.. it lay in wait and took its chance.
Snakes are slippery evil buggers
They're not slippery. Has Tom never held a snake? "
Tom has held a trouser snake |
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