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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ???

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

You looking for a running commentary?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They are trying their hardest not to ask if it's in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cold ones don't talk much either mate.

Can be trying.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cos he gets cross if I ask if he's taken the bins out mid pump...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I shall recite poetry in future

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london


"You looking for a running commentary? "

He shoots, he scores!!!! Yeeeeaaaah!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol what do you want to hear play by play action like a sports announcer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"[Inaudible by poster at 25/10/22 14:40:54]"

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A good bonking should render one speechless.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Normally a Willy in the mouth works on lady unless she talks with her mouth full

Could get very messy

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By *rx1Couple  over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford


"Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ??? "

Maybe Because we are trying to come down to your level OP....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coz I don't want him to constantly keep stopping to go "Huh? What? Hmm?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coz I don't want him to constantly keep stopping to go "Huh? What? Hmm?" "

This would so be me! "Sorry, pardon. What was that?"

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

To be fair they don’t have time to say much before I’m done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair they don’t have time to say much before I’m done "

But plenty to say after I bet...

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"To be fair they don’t have time to say much before I’m done

But plenty to say after I bet... "

Probably….. I’m normally sleeping by then

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Honestly I just can’t speak, I’m so lost in it all it’s like I get orgasm/endorphin brain and it renders me totally speechless

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By *lackshadow7Man  over a year ago

Toronto

Personally, i try and ensure they are out of breath (in a good way) but each to their own

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman  over a year ago

London (She/Her)


"Honestly I just can’t speak, I’m so lost in it all it’s like I get orgasm/endorphin brain and it renders me totally speechless "

This is me too, I’m in the moment - if I created a sexy narrative to vocalise I’d need to take a step back from experiencing pleasure so as to create enough space in my brain to have coherent thoughts

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Having a conversation is the last thing on my mind in that situation

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Having a conversation is the last thing on my mind in that situation "
exactly just enjoy save the chit chat for later

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By *rad670Man  over a year ago

South Lakes

Be careful what you wish for, you might not like to hear what they're thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tbh I've never met a man who doesn't do the same. Conversation is a two way thing so maybe try chatting to her and see how it goes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ???

Maybe Because we are trying to come down to your level OP.... "

Ha ha !!!! . Come on girls where is the proper dirty talk???

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ???

Maybe Because we are trying to come down to your level OP....

Ha ha !!!! . Come on girls where is the proper dirty talk??? "

Maybe we just don’t say dirty words

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coz I don't want him to constantly keep stopping to go "Huh? What? Hmm?"

This would so be me! "Sorry, pardon. What was that?""

I don't know what it is about sex that suddenly makes people murmur

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Having a conversation is the last thing on my mind in that situation "

Exactly

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say? "

Exactly this x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Because I'm probably going to say some fucking cringy things that will make me blush and you laugh. If I keep words to a minimum I don't have to worry about suddenly blurting out "stretch my tight cunt with your cock daddy" or something like that.

It's a service to us both.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

Exactly this x"

What all men want to hear duhhhh

"After you're done filling me with baby batter, do you fancy me making you a sandwich and fucking off til the next time you're horny at 2am?"

(#notallmen)

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

Sometimes it’s handy if she gives you guidance, like “Getting warmer, warmer, waaarmmerr… colder, COLDER!!”

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

Exactly this x

What all men want to hear duhhhh

"After you're done filling me with baby batter, do you fancy me making you a sandwich and fucking off til the next time you're horny at 2am?"

(#notallmen) "

The parsnip queen strikes again.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple  over a year ago

Weymouth


"Honestly I just can’t speak, I’m so lost in it all it’s like I get orgasm/endorphin brain and it renders me totally speechless

This is me too, I’m in the moment - if I created a sexy narrative to vocalise I’d need to take a step back from experiencing pleasure so as to create enough space in my brain to have coherent thoughts "

This!!! I want to let my body talk for me - Xeno

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc "

You see that’s a turn on.

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc "

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister "

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I was always told its rude to talk with my mouth full x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

Exactly this x

What all men want to hear duhhhh

"After you're done filling me with baby batter, do you fancy me making you a sandwich and fucking off til the next time you're horny at 2am?"

(#notallmen)

The parsnip queen strikes again. "

I have zero qualms with this nickname

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

You see that’s a turn on. "

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT! "

Christ, how fast are you spinning that Twister pointer thing?

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By *uliette500Woman  over a year ago

Hull

If I'm capable of a conversation during sex you are doing something wrong.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT! "

Flick it

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT!

Flick it "

I knew that tiddlywinks training would come in handy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT!

Christ, how fast are you spinning that Twister pointer thing? "

It's not Twister lol it's Bop It!

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"If I'm capable of a conversation during sex you are doing something wrong. "

Ah that old chestnut!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find asking them if they think mince is the most versatile of meat dishes during sex tends to put them off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I did the unboxing/review kind of commentary, it didn't go down well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ??? "

I’ve heard “you’re not doing it right” and “hurry up” more than I’d like

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