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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Good evening everyone and welcome to the Monday night late late nocturnal club...
Come and join me by the fire to keep warm, help yourself to a glass of port or brandy and enjoy the selection of cheese and biscuits...
Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi..  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Hello Ash, Lorna and Ms Mac (who I've not read for some time now, nice to read you again!).
I've spent the evening looking at clothes and getting very excited about talking to a person at a house party while people hold hands and listen to our oral porn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello Ash, Lorna and Ms Mac (who I've not read for some time now, nice to read you again!).
I've spent the evening looking at clothes and getting very excited about talking to a person at a house party while people hold hands and listen to our oral porn."
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hello Ash, Lorna and Ms Mac (who I've not read for some time now, nice to read you again!).
I've spent the evening looking at clothes and getting very excited about talking to a person at a house party while people hold hands and listen to our oral porn."
Good evening my lovely Meli....that sounds very exciting...
I was thinking about watching my large cock on C4  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello Ash, Lorna and Ms Mac (who I've not read for some time now, nice to read you again!).
I've spent the evening looking at clothes and getting very excited about talking to a person at a house party while people hold hands and listen to our oral porn.
Good evening my lovely Meli....that sounds very exciting...
I was thinking about watching my large cock on C4 "
It's so exciting! I think I'm going to sound like I belong in Eastenders next to him. In the next couple of weeks if I sound funny on any voice notes it's because I've got the old elocution books out.
You should always watch a large cock. I'm going to ruin your thread now Ash and take great glee in it.
Watching a man who is quite sizeable fucking a woman with that almost stretching you can see going on? So hot. Sometimes I think I'd like to try anal. And with a large cock as well so I can really get that feeling.
I've taken great joy in typing this. Sorry. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hello Ash, Lorna and Ms Mac (who I've not read for some time now, nice to read you again!).
I've spent the evening looking at clothes and getting very excited about talking to a person at a house party while people hold hands and listen to our oral porn.
Good evening my lovely Meli....that sounds very exciting...
I was thinking about watching my large cock on C4
It's so exciting! I think I'm going to sound like I belong in Eastenders next to him. In the next couple of weeks if I sound funny on any voice notes it's because I've got the old elocution books out.
You should always watch a large cock. I'm going to ruin your thread now Ash and take great glee in it.
Watching a man who is quite sizeable fucking a woman with that almost stretching you can see going on? So hot. Sometimes I think I'd like to try anal. And with a large cock as well so I can really get that feeling.
I've taken great joy in typing this. Sorry. "
I always enjoy listening to your voice notes....I could teach you some proper Cockney like a real Eastender....
I'm glad that typing about large cocks has brought you such joy this evening and I'm glad I could help  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all. Just put the kettle on.
Good evening Timulo..
A Coffee would be lovely thank you if you're putting the kettle on...
Milk? Sugar?"
Coffee with milk and no sugar would be lovely thank you...  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all
Oooh port - don’t mind it I do
Good evening MistyPeaks....a glass of my finest port coming right up...
I saved a seat for you next to me by the fire.....
Ooh snuggles  "
I will put another log on the fire...
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"Evening all
Oooh port - don’t mind it I do
Good evening MistyPeaks....a glass of my finest port coming right up...
I saved a seat for you next to me by the fire.....
Ooh snuggles
I will put another log on the fire...
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I’m hot enough  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all
Oooh port - don’t mind it I do
Good evening MistyPeaks....a glass of my finest port coming right up...
I saved a seat for you next to me by the fire.....
Ooh snuggles
I will put another log on the fire...
I’m hot enough "
I think I need another port.... |
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"Evening all.
Good evening MacDreamy....How's it going on the Wiral tonight?....
Actually not there tonight.
I hope all is well where ever you are tonight..... "
All is well in the New Forest thanks! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Evening all.
Good evening MacDreamy....How's it going on the Wiral tonight?....
Actually not there tonight.
I hope all is well where ever you are tonight.....
All is well in the New Forest thanks! "
That's a lovely part of the country.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight  "
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?..... |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?..... "
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead "
Not a fan of Rugby league then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all.
Good evening MacDreamy....How's it going on the Wiral tonight?....
Actually not there tonight.
I hope all is well where ever you are tonight.....
All is well in the New Forest thanks! "
I love the new forest. |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead "
Shame u missed an amazing piece of skill unfortunately denied by the video ref |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Shame u missed an amazing piece of skill unfortunately denied by the video ref "
Good evening Irelanddirect...who won the match?... |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then? "
No |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Shame u missed an amazing piece of skill unfortunately denied by the video ref
Good evening Irelanddirect...who won the match?... "
Tonga and very much deserved |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Shame u missed an amazing piece of skill unfortunately denied by the video ref "
I saw the replay of the attempted salvage of the ball going out of play. Very athletic. But still not a RL fan unfortunately |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No "
I thought you all loved it up North.... |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North.... "
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land "
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
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over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
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Oh my goodness that would be your dream holiday. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Oh my goodness that would be your dream holiday."
We could go all inclusive |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
"
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England "
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it! |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!"
Love Southend |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!"
But Southend is by the sea and this pier was not! |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend "
So do we. It's so marvellously tacky what's not to love. |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
But Southend is by the sea and this pier was not!"
OK I'm gonna have to ask the question as to why there was a pier there. |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend
So do we. It's so marvellously tacky what's not to love. "
Much like myself, tacky but great fun |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
But Southend is by the sea and this pier was not!
OK I'm gonna have to ask the question as to why there was a pier there. "
Fuck knows But it was a very famous Pier...... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend "
I'll buy you an ice cream on the pier when the weather is nice again.... |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend
I'll buy you an ice cream on the pier when the weather is nice again.... "
An offer no girl can refuse |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
But Southend is by the sea and this pier was not!
OK I'm gonna have to ask the question as to why there was a pier there.
Fuck knows But it was a very famous Pier......"
I was also wondering this..... |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend
I'll buy you an ice cream on the pier when the weather is nice again....
An offer no girl can refuse "
Actually I can. I don’t like Ice cream  . Cone of chips & you have a deal |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend
I'll buy you an ice cream on the pier when the weather is nice again....
An offer no girl can refuse
Actually I can. I don’t like Ice cream . Cone of chips & you have a deal "
Only if you're not a mayonnaise chip dunker. |
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend
I'll buy you an ice cream on the pier when the weather is nice again....
An offer no girl can refuse
Actually I can. I don’t like Ice cream . Cone of chips & you have a deal
Only if you're not a mayonnaise chip dunker. "
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over a year ago
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"The answer to the pier question is:
Because in this context, a pier was a device for tipping the contents of coal trucks onto canal boats......
Thus endeth the lesson "
So not the pie land all inclusive holiday experience my husband was hoping for. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend
I'll buy you an ice cream on the pier when the weather is nice again....
An offer no girl can refuse "
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend
I'll buy you an ice cream on the pier when the weather is nice again....
An offer no girl can refuse
Fancy another game of crazy golf? "
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"The answer to the pier question is:
Because in this context, a pier was a device for tipping the contents of coal trucks onto canal boats......
Thus endeth the lesson "
Thanks Mrs KC...I couldn't have gone to bed without knowing....
Do they still tip coal onto canal boats?..... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
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"The answer to the pier question is:
Because in this context, a pier was a device for tipping the contents of coal trucks onto canal boats......
Thus endeth the lesson
So not the pie land all inclusive holiday experience my husband was hoping for. "
I'm sure we can find somewhere similar!.... |
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"The answer to the pier question is:
Because in this context, a pier was a device for tipping the contents of coal trucks onto canal boats......
Thus endeth the lesson
Thanks Mrs KC...I couldn't have gone to bed without knowing....
Do they still tip coal onto canal boats?..... "
I doubt it. The mines closed round here by the 80s, I think. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash. Today was a standard work day. Very little time for a break etc, as usual. Gym after work and home only to discover no cerebral quizzes on BBC 2 tonight
Good evening Mrs KC.....no quiz shows on BBC 2 tonight?....are you going to be able to cope?.....
It was Rugby League instead! We watched Philomena Cunk via iPlayer instead
Not a fan of Rugby league then?
No
I thought you all loved it up North....
We live in prime RL territory too! Right next to Pie Land
What's pie land?..
Is it some sort of holiday resort?.
Well. It used to have a Pier, but no longer. We're about as far from the sea as you can get and remain in NW England
I do like a pier.....we have Southend near us which has the longest one in the UK.....it even has a litte train on it!
Love Southend
I'll buy you an ice cream on the pier when the weather is nice again....
An offer no girl can refuse
Fancy another game of crazy golf?
Yes but not with you! It could seriously end in divorce. "
It wasn't me who lost the golf ball!.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"The answer to the pier question is:
Because in this context, a pier was a device for tipping the contents of coal trucks onto canal boats......
Thus endeth the lesson
Thanks Mrs KC...I couldn't have gone to bed without knowing....
Do they still tip coal onto canal boats?.....
I doubt it. The mines closed round here by the 80s, I think. "
You never know, the way things are going coal could make a come back... |
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"The answer to the pier question is:
Because in this context, a pier was a device for tipping the contents of coal trucks onto canal boats......
Thus endeth the lesson
Thanks Mrs KC...I couldn't have gone to bed without knowing....
Do they still tip coal onto canal boats?.....
I doubt it. The mines closed round here by the 80s, I think.
You never know, the way things are going coal could make a come back..."
Well. They built a lot of houses and nature reserves on the old mining areas so they might struggle! |
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Good evening, my proud, snorting beauties! See the steam rising from your gleaming flanks! Observe the shine from your flawless fetlocks! Such a noble herd of bucking stallions and spotless mares can never have been seen outwith the stables of Arabia.
Anyway: hello all. Is there any port left? Or shall I crack open a bottle of Madeira? |
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"Good evening, my proud, snorting beauties! See the steam rising from your gleaming flanks! Observe the shine from your flawless fetlocks! Such a noble herd of bucking stallions and spotless mares can never have been seen outwith the stables of Arabia.
Anyway: hello all. Is there any port left? Or shall I crack open a bottle of Madeira?"
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"The answer to the pier question is:
Because in this context, a pier was a device for tipping the contents of coal trucks onto canal boats......
Thus endeth the lesson
Thanks Mrs KC...I couldn't have gone to bed without knowing....
Do they still tip coal onto canal boats?.....
I doubt it. The mines closed round here by the 80s, I think.
You never know, the way things are going coal could make a come back...
Well. They built a lot of houses and nature reserves on the old mining areas so they might struggle!"
I'm sure they wouldn't mind a bit of digging if it was going to benefit the country and bring down energy bills.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
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"Good evening, my proud, snorting beauties! See the steam rising from your gleaming flanks! Observe the shine from your flawless fetlocks! Such a noble herd of bucking stallions and spotless mares can never have been seen outwith the stables of Arabia.
Anyway: hello all. Is there any port left? Or shall I crack open a bottle of Madeira?"
Good evening _lephantis....Misty peaks has nearly d*unk all the port so if you could crack open your madeira that should keep us going... |
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"Good evening, my proud, snorting beauties! See the steam rising from your gleaming flanks! Observe the shine from your flawless fetlocks! Such a noble herd of bucking stallions and spotless mares can never have been seen outwith the stables of Arabia.
Anyway: hello all. Is there any port left? Or shall I crack open a bottle of Madeira?
Good evening _lephantis....Misty peaks has nearly d*unk all the port so if you could crack open your madeira that should keep us going... "
Midnight Madeira it is! Cheers! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
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"Good evening, my proud, snorting beauties! See the steam rising from your gleaming flanks! Observe the shine from your flawless fetlocks! Such a noble herd of bucking stallions and spotless mares can never have been seen outwith the stables of Arabia.
Anyway: hello all. Is there any port left? Or shall I crack open a bottle of Madeira?
Good evening _lephantis....Misty peaks has nearly d*unk all the port so if you could crack open your madeira that should keep us going...
Midnight Madeira it is! Cheers!"
Cheers!...Happy midnight hour... |
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"Evening you sexy lot xx
Good evening DirtyDonught....
I hope all is well tonight.... "
It is well not sure how you butchered the spelling of Doughnut so badly though |
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"Anyone needs me I’ll be dancing in the corner
Fine, but I'm choosing the next tune.
I genuinely dread to imagine."
How very dare you! I have exquisite taste in dance music. My galliards are exquisite, and my jigs once made Mary, Queen of Scots gasp. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Evening you sexy lot xx
Good evening DirtyDonught....
I hope all is well tonight....
It is well not sure how you butchered the spelling of Doughnut so badly though "
I'm going to blame all that Port I've had to drink and MistyPeaks keeps distracting me... |
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"Anyone needs me I’ll be dancing in the corner
Fine, but I'm choosing the next tune.
I genuinely dread to imagine.
How very dare you! I have exquisite taste in dance music. My galliards are exquisite, and my jigs once made Mary, Queen of Scots gasp."
I’m not dancing to Tudor stuff |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
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"Evening
Good evening DirtyDanish.....how are you doing tonight?....
Really should be putting my phone down and going to sleep, yet here I am lol"
I hope you manage to get to sleep soon...have you got a busy day tomorrow?.... |
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"Evening
Good evening DirtyDanish.....how are you doing tonight?....
Really should be putting my phone down and going to sleep, yet here I am lol
I hope you manage to get to sleep soon...have you got a busy day tomorrow?.... "
Phone is down, she just gets up around 7 which means she's running on empty by midnight lol |
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"Anyone needs me I’ll be dancing in the corner
Fine, but I'm choosing the next tune.
I genuinely dread to imagine.
How very dare you! I have exquisite taste in dance music. My galliards are exquisite, and my jigs once made Mary, Queen of Scots gasp.
I’m not dancing to Tudor stuff "
Too modern for you? Fair enough. (Digs out copy of The Agincourt Carol.) |
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"Anyone needs me I’ll be dancing in the corner
Fine, but I'm choosing the next tune.
I genuinely dread to imagine.
How very dare you! I have exquisite taste in dance music. My galliards are exquisite, and my jigs once made Mary, Queen of Scots gasp.
I’m not dancing to Tudor stuff
Too modern for you? Fair enough. (Digs out copy of The Agincourt Carol.)"
I’m going ac/dc |
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"Hello Ash! Hello all!
I have finally sat down after almost 3hrs of ironing. I feel very proud of myself
You forgot my pile 
Let's leave your piles out of this "
It was my only hope you'd fiddle with my bum though lol |
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"Between the port, the flirting and ele-panties far too massive brain. I am exhausted…
Will someone take me home please "
You can come to ours?
We're in bed though xx |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
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"Hello Ash! Hello all!
I have finally sat down after almost 3hrs of ironing. I feel very proud of myself "
Good evening Red...congrats on finishing the ironing!....
I did wonder if you were dealing with a pressing matter tonight.... |
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"Between the port, the flirting and ele-panties far too massive brain. I am exhausted…
Will someone take me home please
You can come to ours?
We're in bed though xx"
I won’t take up much room. Can I be the filling in your pastries? |
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"Between the port, the flirting and ele-panties far too massive brain. I am exhausted…
Will someone take me home please
You can come to ours?
We're in bed though xx
I won’t take up much room. Can I be the filling in your pastries? "
Anytime |
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"Between the port, the flirting and ele-panties far too massive brain. I am exhausted…
Will someone take me home please
You can come to ours?
We're in bed though xx
I won’t take up much room. Can I be the filling in your pastries?
Anytime "
I shall just snuggle in then. |
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"Between the port, the flirting and ele-panties far too massive brain. I am exhausted…
Will someone take me home please
You can come to ours?
We're in bed though xx
I won’t take up much room. Can I be the filling in your pastries?
Anytime
I shall just snuggle in then. "
yes please x |
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"Hello Ash! Hello all!
I have finally sat down after almost 3hrs of ironing. I feel very proud of myself
Good evening Red...congrats on finishing the ironing!....
I did wonder if you were dealing with a pressing matter tonight...."
Boom, boom!
How's you're day been Ash? Anything new to report x |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Evening all, hope everyone is good. Am I the only one that has had Halloween planned for months? Seemingly everyone else has no clue what their doing "
Good evening Rastaclaus...it looks that way...are you a big fan of Halloween?.... |
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"Morning everyone
Good evening Sharif....what have you been up to tonight?....
I been mainly taking desktop pc apart and putting into a bigger case. Your self ?"
That sounds like a tricky job....
We had a lovely stir fry for our dinner then I've been keeping an eye on football as my team West Ham were playing... |
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"Hello Ash! Hello all!
I have finally sat down after almost 3hrs of ironing. I feel very proud of myself
Good evening Red...congrats on finishing the ironing!....
I did wonder if you were dealing with a pressing matter tonight....
Boom, boom!
How's you're day been Ash? Anything new to report x"
Its been a quiet day at home today so not much to report in x |
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"Ohh I'm first.
Fancy that
Good evening
I don't know what you mean!
Good evening Ms Mac and welcome to tonight's nocturnal club...
How are you doing? "
I’m well thank you, enjoying a break in Cornwall and thought I would check in and see how my favourite fabbers are doing |
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"Evening all, hope everyone is good. Am I the only one that has had Halloween planned for months? Seemingly everyone else has no clue what their doing
Good evening Rastaclaus...it looks that way...are you a big fan of Halloween?...."
Love Halloween, it’s the one time of the year I get away with dressing weird and not getting a second look |
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