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over a year ago
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
He is a tall guy, much bigger than that! "
He’s not tall!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?"
I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As women, we are better than that. Leave it to the men that seem to forget they were raised by mothers, aunties and sisters when it comes to a set of norks in a position of power. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo. "
Bloody love this.
I feel a tad ashamed I've typed these posts because it's fucking grim menfolk. Do better.
But satire is a beautiful thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You know he’s only wee? I mean, fair play to the lad but it feels like a concerted effort was made during his campaign to keep him out of perspective with his fellow humans*.
* well, Tories |
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"You know he’s only wee? I mean, fair play to the lad but it feels like a concerted effort was made during his campaign to keep him out of perspective with his fellow humans*.
* well, Tories"
We're all the same height lying down  |
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo. "
LMAO  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know he’s only wee? I mean, fair play to the lad but it feels like a concerted effort was made during his campaign to keep him out of perspective with his fellow humans*.
* well, Tories"
5’ 6 hasn’t done me any harm (edging away from fellow humans as I type) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo. "
Can't get over this. Have sent it to a friend. Thanks for enriching my life tonight Amber.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo.
Can't get over this. Have sent it to a friend. Thanks for enriching my life tonight Amber. "
Always a pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
He is a tall guy, much bigger than that!
He’s not tall!!!"
Yeh he's like 5ft 6 lol. Small for a dude. X |
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?"
Well this is how I like to be woken up in the morning! Go Meli!!!! |
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
He is a tall guy, much bigger than that! "
lol hie 5'6 or 5'7 so shorter than Bozo  Probably got a small cock and makes up for it with designer sandals. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
Well this is how I like to be woken up in the morning! Go Meli!!!!"
Bless x |
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I am a disgusting shit stain for admitting this but...I can totally see how Boris talks women into bed. Physically he's completely unattractive but charisma can be a powerful aphrodisiac.
Brb need bleach shower. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
Well this is how I like to be woken up in the morning! Go Meli!!!!
Bless x "
Ikr?
Licking juices off a face.
Mmmmmmmmm |
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"I am a disgusting shit stain for admitting this but...I can totally see how Boris talks women into bed. Physically he's completely unattractive but charisma can be a powerful aphrodisiac.
Brb need bleach shower."
He has really let himself go as he has got older but was rather attractive when younger so can see how he was so successful with ladies. Met him in his younger days and he really stood out as rather striking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Remember that weird time when [if I speak] were doing articles online and in magazines about how attractive he was.
I hope we don’t return to those days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
He is a tall guy, much bigger than that!
He’s not tall!!!
Yeh he's like 5ft 6 lol. Small for a dude. X"
Tbf any guy under 6ft is small to me! I only describe someone as tall if they’re taller than me and I’m 5ft11 |
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"I don't like this thread.
I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo  "
Never give no girl my last rolo.
Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo
But forget that I’m skepta
Take a photo
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"I don't like this thread.
I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo
Never give no girl my last rolo.
Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo
But forget that I’m skepta
Take a photo
Black T-shirt - boy better know logo
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You're a lyrical gangsta |
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"I am a disgusting shit stain for admitting this but...I can totally see how Boris talks women into bed. Physically he's completely unattractive but charisma can be a powerful aphrodisiac.
Brb need bleach shower."
I thought I'd seen it all on fab... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't like this thread.
I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo
Never give no girl my last rolo.
Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo
But forget that I’m skepta
Take a photo
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You're a lyrical gangsta "
one of my worst traits is knowing and constantly reciting too many grime lyrics.  |
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"I don't like this thread.
I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo
Never give no girl my last rolo.
Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo
But forget that I’m skepta
Take a photo
Black T-shirt - boy better know logo
You're a lyrical gangsta one of my worst traits is knowing and constantly reciting too many grime lyrics. "
My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox |
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"My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox
I do this too! It's a fabulous way of both annoying and embarrassing the kids "
Example. Colleague said "don't worry" yesterday. I start with "Don't Worry, Be Happy".
We started the day as he helped me with my wheelchair in the car with "I Will Survive" as the anthem of the start of the week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*faps hard*
He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.
How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?
I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo.
Can't get over this. Have sent it to a friend. Thanks for enriching my life tonight Amber.
Always a pleasure "
If you can dress up like an Offshore tax haven and offer him Fiscal Stimulation, you might have a chance?
But remember, his wife is richer than the King so Discretion will be impossible! |
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"My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox
I do this too! It's a fabulous way of both annoying and embarrassing the kids
Example. Colleague said "don't worry" yesterday. I start with "Don't Worry, Be Happy".
We started the day as he helped me with my wheelchair in the car with "I Will Survive" as the anthem of the start of the week "
Having dinner the other night one of the kids whined at another to stop something. I burst into "stop right now thank you very much" and when they shushed me, moved onto "stop in the name of love". I thought I was funny  |
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"My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox
I do this too! It's a fabulous way of both annoying and embarrassing the kids
Example. Colleague said "don't worry" yesterday. I start with "Don't Worry, Be Happy".
We started the day as he helped me with my wheelchair in the car with "I Will Survive" as the anthem of the start of the week
Having dinner the other night one of the kids whined at another to stop something. I burst into "stop right now thank you very much" and when they shushed me, moved onto "stop in the name of love". I thought I was funny "
I find it funny
I find songs in everything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like this thread.
I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo
Never give no girl my last rolo.
Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo
But forget that I’m skepta
Take a photo
Black T-shirt - boy better know logo
You're a lyrical gangsta one of my worst traits is knowing and constantly reciting too many grime lyrics.
My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox "
Same except rapping and not singing. Much to the dismay of my gf. |
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