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what's the one thing that would stop you meeting someone?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Someone in work has just asked this. I have had sex with ladies of all shapes, sizes, race and religion, and enjoyed them all. The one thing they have had in common is they have been intelligent and able to hold a conversation.
I remember fancying the arse off of Cindy Crawford until I heard her speak and realised how thick she was.
So I guess that's the one thing that's a deal breaker for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep, intellectually challenged people aren't a turn on.
No sense of humour is my other thing. If I crack a seriously side splittingly hilarious quip and they don't get it, I'm gone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember fancying the arse off of Cindy Crawford until I heard her speak and realised how thick she was. "
Crawford text me the other day asking if I fancied a bit of how's-your-father.
I said "Crawford - NO. If you're not good enough for Grinchy, you're not good enough for me"
I then said "now take your gorgeous lips, your beautiful eyes, your shiny, flowing hair, your pert but ample bosom, your perfectly shaped, endless legs and find someone with a lower IQ"
I think she got the message as I've not heard from her since.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really hairy minge has always been a massive no no for me no matter who's it is... "
I'd even have to turn down Game4it2 if she was like that...but it wouldn't be easy    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lying
If people are completely up front about absolutely anything and everything then they usually get what they want.
Any hint of a lie and you're out.
There's no need for it.
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Absolutely and helps immensely when they forget who is ill when they cry off a meet and when they comment on a post revealing the truth  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"I remember fancying the arse off of Cindy Crawford until I heard her speak and realised how thick she was.
Crawford text me the other day asking if I fancied a bit of how's-your-father.
I said "Crawford - NO. If you're not good enough for Grinchy, you're not good enough for me"
I then said "now take your gorgeous lips, your beautiful eyes, your shiny, flowing hair, your pert but ample bosom, your perfectly shaped, endless legs and find someone with a lower IQ"
I think she got the message as I've not heard from her since.
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She text me yesterday too ....i was gonna say no but she was very sad at all the knockbacks she'd been getting recently so I felt obliged to give her a sympathy shag ... you guys can all thank me for taking 1 for the team |
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"Lying
If people are completely up front about absolutely anything and everything then they usually get what they want.
Any hint of a lie and you're out.
There's no need for it.
Absolutely and helps immensely when they forget who is ill when they cry off a meet and when they comment on a post revealing the truth "
Ha ha! That sounds like something you've experienced! If it was a guy, what a mug for not meeting! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"I remember fancying the arse off of Cindy Crawford until I heard her speak and realised how thick she was.
Crawford text me the other day asking if I fancied a bit of how's-your-father.
I said "Crawford - NO. If you're not good enough for Grinchy, you're not good enough for me"
I then said "now take your gorgeous lips, your beautiful eyes, your shiny, flowing hair, your pert but ample bosom, your perfectly shaped, endless legs and find someone with a lower IQ"
I think she got the message as I've not heard from her since.
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low intelligence, ranty profiles (the odd rant is ok and understandable), men who dress in womens clothing and still clearly look like men (ewwww) and.... nah, won't say the last one, I'll be hounded into hell lol.
The above is personal preference and in no way a reflection on lifestyle or individuals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lying
If people are completely up front about absolutely anything and everything then they usually get what they want.
Any hint of a lie and you're out.
There's no need for it.
Absolutely and helps immensely when they forget who is ill when they cry off a meet and when they comment on a post revealing the truth
Ha ha! That sounds like something you've experienced! If it was a guy, what a mug for not meeting!"
Both were guys that turned out not to be single the one guy even forgot how desperate he was all weekend to meet and was quite nonchalant about cancelling, almost as if we didn't have an arrangement, a firm one too  never mind, chilled out on here instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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silly names that point towards bareback or rude sounding or bull this and that.
over weight people
too much hair
crap or no veri's
play with bi or trannies
we notice a few profiles have hot ladies but not so men.there no way we either take one for the team |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jehovah's ! 
You wouldn't be able to have a meet with them anyway.. No one lets them in! Haha. X "
I really want to find out where some live locally - and go door knocking trying to sign people up as blood donors! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arrogance, dishonesty, wanting bareback, open fanny close up shots cocky I can get a f*ck out of your Mrs but can't be bothered to talk to you, the male half of the couple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jehovah's !
You wouldn't be able to have a meet with them anyway.. No one lets them in! Haha. X
I really want to find out where some live locally - and go door knocking trying to sign people up as blood donors! "
There's a hostel in Crumpsall, Manchester where a lot live, in the middle of the jewish community. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when i get a copy and pasted version of there full profile as my first message, thats a no no , also crude initial messages, guys who say they are straight yet have veris from tv,s on , profiles with "will fill in later " written on then just and then the sydney university thingy, few more but dont wanna bore u |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"like u`d pass up fcuking cindy crawford
get FCUKING real "
thats where you're wrong... I don't do stupid. I don't even fancy her now I heard how thick she is! |
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"like u`d pass up fcuking cindy crawford
get FCUKING real
thats where you're wrong... I don't do stupid. I don't even fancy her now I heard how thick she is! "
Maybe you wouldnt have to talk to her. |
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