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over a year ago
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I bought some new pyjamas today and after having a nice warm shower and slipping into them, just imagine the horror on my face when I realise the bottoms don't have pockets!
I always normally check before buying them as we but must've just assumed they would have them   |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets? 
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Yes. The 'decent' ones do.  "
are we talking pyjamas as in the original use of the word now or the stripey kind my dad used to come downstairs in to embarrass my boyfriends into going home? |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!"
we riddle me this Mr F, why on earth did the raincoat I recently purchased have the pockets STITCHED UP!? You think the lack of pockets on your pjs is a problem, imagine my distress  |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
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Yes. The 'decent' ones do.
are we talking pyjamas as in the original use of the word now or the stripey kind my dad used to come downstairs in to embarrass my boyfriends into going home?"
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I'm not quite certain. I'm just referring to the ones that are relevant in my current contemporary memory.
You'll be asking me about Janis Joplin next.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just want to see you in your new pyjamas 
They are rather comfy and snug tbf, sans pockets
I love PJs in the winter  . Mine are on by 6 if I’m not going out "
I'm the same. It's always gym, shower, PJs. It's the best! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
we riddle me this Mr F, why on earth did the raincoat I recently purchased have the pockets STITCHED UP!? You think the lack of pockets on your pjs is a problem, imagine my distress "
My thoughts are with you. I love pockets as they're a life saver when I don't know where to put my hands. I don't know how you ladies cope  |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
we riddle me this Mr F, why on earth did the raincoat I recently purchased have the pockets STITCHED UP!? You think the lack of pockets on your pjs is a problem, imagine my distress "
To stop you putting things in them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
Ha! Welcome to the world of women, who lack pockets in most types of bottom!"
I've heard of this. This is the type of gender inequality that really makes me rage! |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
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Yes. The 'decent' ones do.
are we talking pyjamas as in the original use of the word now or the stripey kind my dad used to come downstairs in to embarrass my boyfriends into going home?
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I'm not quite certain. I'm just referring to the ones that are relevant in my current contemporary memory.
You'll be asking me about Janis Joplin next. "
did she have pockets in her pyjamas? |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
we riddle me this Mr F, why on earth did the raincoat I recently purchased have the pockets STITCHED UP!? You think the lack of pockets on your pjs is a problem, imagine my distress "
Keeps the shape of the garment. Common with men's tailoring. |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
Ha! Welcome to the world of women, who lack pockets in most types of bottom!
I've heard of this. This is the type of gender inequality that really makes me rage!"
Proudly wearing M&S mum jeans WITH pockets  |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
we riddle me this Mr F, why on earth did the raincoat I recently purchased have the pockets STITCHED UP!? You think the lack of pockets on your pjs is a problem, imagine my distress
My thoughts are with you. I love pockets as they're a life saver when I don't know where to put my hands. I don't know how you ladies cope "
I only ever put a handkerchief in the pockets of my clothes because anything bigger spoils he line but I absolutely NEED a pocket. |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
we riddle me this Mr F, why on earth did the raincoat I recently purchased have the pockets STITCHED UP!? You think the lack of pockets on your pjs is a problem, imagine my distress
Keeps the shape of the garment. Common with men's tailoring. "
I can be trusted to put no more than a light handkerchief in them without having them stitched up. I often wonder what they put pockets in clothes only to render them unusable without the aid of a seam ripper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
My husband would be devastated if I bought him pajamas bottoms without pockets in.
What do men keep in pyjama pockets? "
Absolutely nothing but he is insistent he "needs" them. |
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"If I get married again and my husband has pyjamas with pockets in should I expect to find a marble; a piece of string; bubble gum wrappers and an elastic band ball in them?"
that would make sleeping quite an experience |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
My husband would be devastated if I bought him pajamas bottoms without pockets in.
What do men keep in pyjama pockets?
Absolutely nothing but he is insistent he "needs" them. "
They're for putting your hands in to keep them warm and for you need slyly adjust your cock position |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
My husband would be devastated if I bought him pajamas bottoms without pockets in.
What do men keep in pyjama pockets?
Absolutely nothing but he is insistent he "needs" them. "
We do! For... Reasons |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
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Yes. The 'decent' ones do.
are we talking pyjamas as in the original use of the word now or the stripey kind my dad used to come downstairs in to embarrass my boyfriends into going home?
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I'm not quite certain. I'm just referring to the ones that are relevant in my current contemporary memory.
You'll be asking me about Janis Joplin next.
did she have pockets in her pyjamas? "
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No, but Joni Mitchell did. ¶ |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
My husband would be devastated if I bought him pajamas bottoms without pockets in.
What do men keep in pyjama pockets? "
There only function it seems is to pull open the washing machine and see white bits everywhere then you realise you left a tissue is the sodding pj pockets.
Most of which is now caked in the pocket. |
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
we riddle me this Mr F, why on earth did the raincoat I recently purchased have the pockets STITCHED UP!? You think the lack of pockets on your pjs is a problem, imagine my distress
Keeps the shape of the garment. Common with men's tailoring. "
I couldn't give a shit about the "line" of the garment! I sit down in things about 95% of the time, and almost no garments are designed for that.
Spoiler alert - lots of clothes are REALLY uncomfortable for sitting in all the time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The bottoms don't have pockets so you can take the nice hint-of-a-penis pictures without the pockets making it look like a still from Dumbo.
Looking forward to the pics, OP! "
Now there's a silver lining |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought some new pyjamas today and after having a nice warm shower and slipping into them, just imagine the horror on my face when I realise the bottoms don't have pockets!
I always normally check before buying them as we but must've just assumed they would have them "
Burn them immediately - there’s no place in the world for such a travesty
F (Mrs) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bought some new pyjamas today and after having a nice warm shower and slipping into them, just imagine the horror on my face when I realise the bottoms don't have pockets!
I always normally check before buying them as we but must've just assumed they would have them
Burn them immediately - there’s no place in the world for such a travesty
F (Mrs)"
I would, except I have to begrudgingly say they are really, really comfortable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought some new pyjamas today and after having a nice warm shower and slipping into them, just imagine the horror on my face when I realise the bottoms don't have pockets!
I always normally check before buying them as we but must've just assumed they would have them
Burn them immediately - there’s no place in the world for such a travesty
F (Mrs)
I would, except I have to begrudgingly say they are really, really comfortable "
Hahaha, well - let this be a lesson learned then 
F (Mrs) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does anyone wear anything in bed!
I would assume you would need to wear something to stop your boobs falling to the side
We just let 'em flop all over the place "
Does it hurt when you like on them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bought some new pyjamas today and after having a nice warm shower and slipping into them, just imagine the horror on my face when I realise the bottoms don't have pockets!
I always normally check before buying them as we but must've just assumed they would have them
Burn them immediately - there’s no place in the world for such a travesty
F (Mrs)
I would, except I have to begrudgingly say they are really, really comfortable
Hahaha, well - let this be a lesson learned then
F (Mrs)"
Maybe, but still think they'd be better with pockets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pyjamas with pockets are lovely. But most of mine don't have them.
Anyway, upload a new picture with your fancy pyjamas. I'll wait here impatiently. "
God, getting all pervy when I'm raising serious issues here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it really to do with not having anywhere to put your phone or is it just because you can’t play pocket billiards ? "
6 of one, half a dozen of the other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pyjamas with pockets are lovely. But most of mine don't have them.
Anyway, upload a new picture with your fancy pyjamas. I'll wait here impatiently.
God, getting all pervy when I'm raising serious issues here!"
Sorry love but ever since I saw your face it completed the picture and I think about raised issues in your pants often!!! |
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"How does anyone wear anything in bed!
I would assume you would need to wear something to stop your boobs falling to the side
We just let 'em flop all over the place
Does it hurt when you like on them? "
I can't lie on my tummy for non-boob related issues. But no, it doesn't hurt to lie on my boobs. They just squish  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pyjamas with pockets are lovely. But most of mine don't have them.
Anyway, upload a new picture with your fancy pyjamas. I'll wait here impatiently.
God, getting all pervy when I'm raising serious issues here!
Sorry love but ever since I saw your face it completed the picture and I think about raised issues in your pants often!!!"
Awwww well because I like you, I've uploaded a picture of how heinous they are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pyjamas with pockets are lovely. But most of mine don't have them.
Anyway, upload a new picture with your fancy pyjamas. I'll wait here impatiently.
God, getting all pervy when I'm raising serious issues here!
Sorry love but ever since I saw your face it completed the picture and I think about raised issues in your pants often!!!
Awwww well because I like you, I've uploaded a picture of how heinous they are "
Well your picture did not disappoint. My wait is over. I came, I saw, I fabbed, and I had a wank. I know a place you can put your hands. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pyjamas with pockets are lovely. But most of mine don't have them.
Anyway, upload a new picture with your fancy pyjamas. I'll wait here impatiently.
God, getting all pervy when I'm raising serious issues here!
Sorry love but ever since I saw your face it completed the picture and I think about raised issues in your pants often!!!
Awwww well because I like you, I've uploaded a picture of how heinous they are
Well your picture did not disappoint. My wait is over. I came, I saw, I fabbed, and I had a wank. I know a place you can put your hands. "
That was a quick wank |
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"I bought some new pyjamas today and after having a nice warm shower and slipping into them, just imagine the horror on my face when I realise the bottoms don't have pockets!
I always normally check before buying them as we but must've just assumed they would have them "
Cackle. I would sew some in for you if you were my son. You might have bought the women's version.
Not only do women's clothing usually not have pockets, but they also have fake pockets and small tiny pockets that you can only put lipstick in and nothing else. Not a purse not a wallet...not your keys. |
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"I bought some new pyjamas today and after having a nice warm shower and slipping into them, just imagine the horror on my face when I realise the bottoms don't have pockets!
I always normally check before buying them as we but must've just assumed they would have them "
Pyjamas!!! Are you cold ? I am naked every chance I get ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get sewing, there's no problem
Most men can't sew. Most drag queens can...that reminds me that I haven't watched Rupaul's drag race in ages!"
Rude. I mean, you're right. But rude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, have we been had off in the pj pocket department for decades?? This a scandal
In other questions, when will they make a onesie with a piss flap.... for the love of all that is holy "
Piss flap? Surely it's the fanny flap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, have we been had off in the pj pocket department for decades?? This a scandal
In other questions, when will they make a onesie with a piss flap.... for the love of all that is holy
Piss flap? Surely it's the fanny flap"
We're getting into somantics here. Either way the suffragettes clearly "missed a bit" off the demands, smh.
Cunt closure |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"have pyjamas ever had pockets?
Absolutely, every type of bottoms need pockets!
Ha! Welcome to the world of women, who lack pockets in most types of bottom!"
Collectif, the retro dress company are championing pockets in their dresses. |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
Have not worn pyjamas for more years than I can remember but I cannot recall having pockets in the bottoms, and no I do not wear a bloody nightie
With regard to sewn up pockets on clothes I recently purchased a t jacket with pockets sewn up but I noticed that all the pockets are there so it was just a case of unpicking the stitching and they became useable. |
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"Ladies, have we been had off in the pj pocket department for decades?? This a scandal
In other questions, when will they make a onesie with a piss flap.... for the love of all that is holy "
They do make them with a flap. Do a google search. Joanne |
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