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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Rhinos - armored unicorns.

Braces - tiny jails for teeth.

Winston

*this thread will die on its arse.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I don't want this thread to fade. These are rubbish but hey, the intent is there.

Butter- bread lube.

Ice cubes - frozen snowman blood.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

Tea bags, cruise ships leaves to a hot place..

Gloves, cosy segregation for fingers ..

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Socks-foot condoms

Bras-bap coverers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't want this thread to fade. These are rubbish but hey, the intent is there.

Butter- bread lube.

Ice cubes - frozen snowman blood."

Ice cubes - penguins poo

Winston

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

Cats - effeminate dogs

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Seagulls-chip stealers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Trousers- long sleeved shorts.

Winston

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Legwarmers-sockless socks

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West

Toes - feet fingers

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Condoms - Willy onesie

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Guinea pigs - shouty fluff balls

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By *olarbear73Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Leaves - Tree Dandruff

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Trousers - Long shorts

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By *skyouneverknowMan  over a year ago

Calne

Water = fish wee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leaves- tree feathers

Snow- cloud dandruff

Slugs- homeless snails

Crabs- sea spiders

Snot- nose jizz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hedgehog-ouch ball

Manure-moo poo

Wasp-psycho bee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Caviar-fish poo (according to Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall in Bottom

Honey-bee puke

Current Tory government-too many choices here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Leaves- tree feathers

Snow- cloud dandruff

Slugs- homeless snails

Crabs- sea spiders

Snot- nose jizz"

I saw snot as nose gravy earlier.

Winston

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pollen: plant jizz

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Grass - Earth Hair

Bed - Horizontal Human Hibernation Hub

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pillow: neck pain reliever

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Rain-cloud sweat

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Sausage - Emulsified High Fat Offal Tube

(If you know, you know )

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London

Lightning - Sky fire

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Sausage - Emulsified High Fat Offal Tube

(If you know, you know )"

My new profile name right there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Current Tory government-too many choices here"

Current Tory government - target practice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Whales - Panda fish

Winston

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"Sausage - Emulsified High Fat Offal Tube

(If you know, you know )

My new profile name right there! "

Glad I could help

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish

Computers (work ones) - annoying machines that ‘crash’ frequently and seemingly don’t enjoy coffee.

Work colleagues - people you often find boring as f*** yet share most of your waking hours with.

Work coffee machines - survival pods.

The ‘commute’ - hours spent in traffic wondering if the guy/girl head bopping in the next lane is listening to the same radio station as you.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Books - idea reproducers

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Pink: pale red

Banananas: Minion poo

Blueberries: Smurf poo

Green slime: Hulk blood.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Road kill in a condom: haggis

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Lightning - Sky fire"

Thunder: cloud clashing

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Instagram: narcissist's mirror

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bodies frozen in a morgue - Stifficles.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman  over a year ago

Markfield


"Current Tory government-too many choices here

Current Tory government - target practice. "

Cu’nt’y?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Pizza - Cheese Draped Nutrition Frisbee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bananana: tree dicks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sheep - ground clouds

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bra = over shoulder boulder holder or tent to cover and support my puppies. X

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Sprouts: bonsai cabbage

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"Sprouts: bonsai cabbage"

I like that one!

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Sprouts: bonsai cabbage

I like that one! "

Matches your emoji! Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saw one for banannas the other day... "yellow tree dicks!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stamps = licky sticky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Used tampons-teabags for vampires

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.Sorry

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By *ightkitty4uWoman  over a year ago

Epsom

Milk - cow juice

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Exercise - Self Inflicted Movement

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Milk - cow juice

"

Rain: cloud juice

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Pub: piss factory

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Milk - cow juice

"

Someone been watching Clarksons Farm? That's what he label's his milk as

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lightning - Sky fire

Thunder: cloud clashing"

Thunder - cloud farts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Squirrels- tree rats.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Boobies: airbags

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cows - mobile burgers

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penetrator - kebab stick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jizz us - Multiple cum in faces .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bras for big boobs - over the shoulder boulder holder

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Bras for big boobs - over the shoulder boulder holder

"

in Germany they are called stoppempfloppem.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Parmeasan cheese: grated baby vomit.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Carrots - Sub Terranean Earth Spikes

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By *red and Wilma 75Couple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

We call buckaroo decorate a donkey.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trousers- long sleeved shorts.

Winston "

Love that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peacocks - eccentric chickens.

Broccoli - baby trees

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Hair removal cream - bollock butter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eggs - Chicken abortions

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"Eggs - Chicken abortions "

Such a fowl thing to say

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Peacocks - eccentric chickens.

Broccoli - baby trees"

Peacocks: Avian drag queens

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Eggs - Chicken abortions

Such a fowl thing to say "

You two crack me up.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

SUVs/crossovers: boob implants

(Too big, too wobbly and always a tight squeeze when bulging out of a parking space) and have headlamps in your face.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Smoothies: fruit soup

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"Eggs - Chicken abortions

Such a fowl thing to say

You two crack me up."

Yes, we are eggstremely funny

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

Blow Job - Cock Valet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eggs - Chicken abortions

Such a fowl thing to say

You two crack me up.

Yes, we are eggstremely funny "

I'd like to think of myself as a comedihen

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford

Ducks = sea chickens

Kids = expensive contraception

Sheds = man caves

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

Icing sugar - diabetes dust

Lava lamps - trippy whale spunk regurgutator

Earlobes - fingertip punchbags

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Hammer - percussive adjuster

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Red Bull: ADHD in a tin (any children left unattended, will be give free Red Bull and taught how to swear.)

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Cunnilingus: lip service.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Spunk: tadpole soup.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Caterpillars: butterflies to be.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Smart phone: Facebook bible

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Raccoon…Trash pandas

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Yorkshire Terrier: Wookie pubes

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Leaf Blower - Foliage Reorganiser

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Puppies - shit machines

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Kids: germ magnets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Liverpool football club: Shiiiiiiii...

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Anus: reset button

(you just can't concentrate or relax, when it's itching or jut plain ticklish)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bras for big boobs - over the shoulder boulder holder

in Germany they are called stoppempfloppem."

Brilliant will look out for them when in Berlin in July

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Bras for big boobs - over the shoulder boulder holder

in Germany they are called stoppempfloppem.

Brilliant will look out for them when in Berlin in July "

Wunderbar or should that be Wonderbra?

I can recommend a shop called H und Z.

It's like H&M, but for bigger bodies.

(What's H un Z mean? Hindenburg and Zeplin.)

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Ball bag: coin purse.

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By *anSMan  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bra - over the shoulder boulder holder

Forks - food spike

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Vaping: spitting out clouds

Is this thread sponsored by Roger's Profanisaurus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fruit Loops - Pride Cheerios.

Winston

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Fruit Loops - Pride Cheerios.

Winston "

Fruit POLOS too.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

Hedgehogs... battle hamsters.

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Bats - flying night chickens

Badgers- stripey dog-like bastards

Prostit#tes- ladies of the night

Marmite- ass butter

Haha

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple  over a year ago

Essex

Fisting - ventriloquism for beginners

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple  over a year ago

Essex


"Hedgehogs... battle hamsters."
lol

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By *XXDREAMMan  over a year ago

sudbury

Sperm-cock snot

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By *XXDREAMMan  over a year ago

sudbury


"Fisting - ventriloquism for beginners"

Actually laughed at that one

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Vaginal masturbation, with knickers on: Gusset typing."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cats - effeminate dogs"

Dogs - butch cats

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Lions ferocious cats

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By *eaqueenWoman  over a year ago

Heathrow

Pen - portable, handheld notation device.

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