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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.
We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too
Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...
So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??
Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny
Do you have tinkley balls?
It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem   "
We'll find you a bag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you need a Sheppard I'm usually found wandering around alone looking about?
Go stand with the donkey thanks ,I won't touch him !"
Not in front of the WI |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny
Do you have tinkley balls?
It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem
We'll find you a bag "
Ooooo though someone will have to put my balls in the bag lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny
Do you have tinkley balls?
It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem
We'll find you a bag
Ooooo though someone will have to put my balls in the bag lol"
I'll find you an assistant |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny
Do you have tinkley balls?
It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem
We'll find you a bag
Ooooo though someone will have to put my balls in the bag lol
I'll find you an assistant "
Is she magic and can be put sawn in two |
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"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.
Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them
Apple pie is it then
Nooooo chocolate is the way forward "
I was thinking maybe a studel ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring my 8 inch platforms to strut around in
Ooh you glamour puss, of course it's your job to look fabulous "
Awww thank you so much your fabulous also |
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"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.
Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them
Apple pie is it then
Nooooo chocolate is the way forward
I was thinking maybe a studel !"
Chocolate strudel it is then |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.
Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them
Apple pie is it then
Nooooo chocolate is the way forward
I was thinking maybe a studel !
Chocolate strudel it is then "
Hmmmnot sure on taht lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and if you have lube, I'll be the fairy on the top of the tree
Pppffftt you young snowflakes! In my days lube wasn't even invented! This old fairy never complained! "
You'd make a good candle holder! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.
We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too
Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...
So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??
Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola
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I’m always father xmas but I always get offers for emptying my big sack… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do I get a smoke machine like stars in your eyes?
Oh of course you do! It rattles but I'm sure it's fine "
I'll come out dressed as a Greek goddess and be the narrator |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.
We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too
Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...
So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??
Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola
I’m always father xmas but I always get offers for emptying my big sack…"
That's a bit premature! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do I get a smoke machine like stars in your eyes?
Oh of course you do! It rattles but I'm sure it's fine
I'll come out dressed as a Greek goddess and be the narrator "
Perfect! You superstar! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.
We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too
Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...
So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??
Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola
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rbf real best friend? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.
We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too
Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...
So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??
Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola
rbf real best friend? "
Resting Bitch Face |
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