"Practice edging yourself for a hour or 2 regularly "
How fucking regularly?
24 hours in a day...8 hours (or thereabouts) to sleep...7 hours-ish for work (not counting breaks), eating, travelling, washing...
Surely that would be the very definition of being a wanker? |
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"Practice edging yourself for a hour or 2 regularly
How fucking regularly?
24 hours in a day...8 hours (or thereabouts) to sleep...7 hours-ish for work (not counting breaks), eating, travelling, washing...
Surely that would be the very definition of being a wanker?"
Sacrifice some sleep for wanking and every day for as long as it takes. Men were born to be wankers  |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
"Practice edging yourself for a hour or 2 regularly
An hour or two every day? jeez you'd have forearms like Popeye  "
I thought it was all that spinach he ate. But wanking would make more sense know I think about it as an adult |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"Practice edging yourself for a hour or 2 regularly
An hour or two every day? jeez you'd have forearms like Popeye
I thought it was all that spinach he ate. But wanking would make more sense know I think about it as an adult "
Well he had a W-anchor tattooed on his arm so it figures |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
"Practice edging yourself for a hour or 2 regularly
An hour or two every day? jeez you'd have forearms like Popeye
I thought it was all that spinach he ate. But wanking would make more sense know I think about it as an adult
Well he had a W-anchor tattooed on his arm so it figures"
Omg the clues were right in front of us the whole time. |
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"Practice edging yourself for a hour or 2 regularly
An hour or two every day? jeez you'd have forearms like Popeye
I thought it was all that spinach he ate. But wanking would make more sense know I think about it as an adult
Well he had a W-anchor tattooed on his arm so it figures"
Everything that seemed innocent as a kid was far from |
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"Practice edging yourself for a hour or 2 regularly
An hour or two every day? jeez you'd have forearms like Popeye
I thought it was all that spinach he ate. But wanking would make more sense know I think about it as an adult "
So it was all the spinach blocking him up so he needed to hand-crank it out?
I'm no longer surprised he was always looking for Olive Oil... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think of very sad moments in life like when Shrek and Fiona have a very upsetting misunderstanding and it helps keep my lady boner dry and extra long lasting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are serious and don't want to cum too soon or at all, then think about
I mean - she’s not exactly a byword for lasting a long while herself, is she?
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