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If I could choose a super power, it would be...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Telekinesis
You can be lazy and bring things to you, you can move yourself and make yourself fly, make yourself move pretty fast if you need to etc etc
Not to mention how much you could tease someone without actually touching them, that's got to come in handy for the odd bedroom game |
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"Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places 
But don't you already have the superpower of magnetic loveliness? "
You say all the right things OP. But my legs and arms are just too little  |
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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places
But don't you already have the superpower of magnetic loveliness?
You say all the right things OP. But my legs and arms are just too little "
Milady, thou lookest perfect to me |
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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"To make my every wish come true  Mrs
And what, pray tell, would those wishes be?
I'll start small by taking over the world  "
Oooh, loving the ambition...no small islands for you then? |
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"To make my every wish come true Mrs
And what, pray tell, would those wishes be?
I'll start small by taking over the world
Oooh, loving the ambition...no small islands for you then? "
I'll put suitable delegates in place for small islands. We'll live in Utopia  |
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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"To make my every wish come true Mrs
And what, pray tell, would those wishes be?
I'll start small by taking over the world
Oooh, loving the ambition...no small islands for you then?
I'll put suitable delegates in place for small islands. We'll live in Utopia "
Next stop:- the galaxy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nah, I've watched 'The Boys' and most superheros seem to come to a sticky end. I'd settle for something more extra ordinarily human... Counting cards like Rain Man, or firing ping pong balls outta my fanny. Money in the bank there  |
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"Nah, I've watched 'The Boys' and most superheros seem to come to a sticky end. I'd settle for something more extra ordinarily human... Counting cards like Rain Man, or firing ping pong balls outta my fanny. Money in the bank there
I definitely like the sound of that last one "
You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then |
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"Nah, I've watched 'The Boys' and most superheros seem to come to a sticky end. I'd settle for something more extra ordinarily human... Counting cards like Rain Man, or firing ping pong balls outta my fanny. Money in the bank there
I definitely like the sound of that last one
You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then "
Could also substitute for other 'sports' fans. Golf, cricket, basketball... But the last one might be a bit of a stretch  |
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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Nah, I've watched 'The Boys' and most superheros seem to come to a sticky end. I'd settle for something more extra ordinarily human... Counting cards like Rain Man, or firing ping pong balls outta my fanny. Money in the bank there
I definitely like the sound of that last one
You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then
Could also substitute for other 'sports' fans. Golf, cricket, basketball... But the last one might be a bit of a stretch "
That's why we have fisting...it's all about preparation |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah, I've watched 'The Boys' and most superheros seem to come to a sticky end. I'd settle for something more extra ordinarily human... Counting cards like Rain Man, or firing ping pong balls outta my fanny. Money in the bank there
I definitely like the sound of that last one
You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then
Could also substitute for other 'sports' fans. Golf, cricket, basketball... But the last one might be a bit of a stretch
That's why we have fisting...it's all about preparation "
If your fist is as big as a basketball? You may want to speak to your GP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vampirism. I get to sleep all day. Have a legit reason to avoid the sun and get to spend my free time fucking and feasting on pretty, young things.
Hang on a minute, kinda sounds like my everyday life ;-p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remembering where the fuck I sat something down.
I mean, I had it a minute ago. Right there in my hand. Where did I go? Check the kitchen, I made toast. It's not in the fridge. Did I sit in on the bathroom window sill? Nope. Where is it?! Fuck it, I'll just go out and hopefully it appear...
Shit, it's in my other hand. |
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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Nah, I've watched 'The Boys' and most superheros seem to come to a sticky end. I'd settle for something more extra ordinarily human... Counting cards like Rain Man, or firing ping pong balls outta my fanny. Money in the bank there
I definitely like the sound of that last one
You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then
Could also substitute for other 'sports' fans. Golf, cricket, basketball... But the last one might be a bit of a stretch
That's why we have fisting...it's all about preparation
If your fist is as big as a basketball? You may want to speak to your GP "
That's only when I Hulk out |
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I'd like the ability to make my bank balance go up at will. That would be handy.
Failing that, I'd go for x-ray vision, purely for perving reasons you understand. I don't want anybody getting the impression I'm out to save the world. Luke |
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The power to make politicians always tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. That would bugger up all their money siphoning, hate spreading, victim blaming, bribe taking, corrupt self empowering behaviour. Maybe then we might get a decent executive working for people and country, instead of the usual showers of sh!t. |
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"Right now..
Making hangovers disappear 
I'm sure I have a miracle cream for that somewhere
Bring too please
I'll gladly provide the application service too "
I hate to walk straight into this, but I know you want me to.
Is it topical or oral? |
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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Right now..
Making hangovers disappear
I'm sure I have a miracle cream for that somewhere
Bring too please
I'll gladly provide the application service too
I hate to walk straight into this, but I know you want me to.
Is it topical or oral?"
Haha all application terms to be agreed with your lovely self prior to said application |
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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Not sure if its a super power...
But to just be always happy with my life every day no matter what happens"
Technically not a superpower, dude...but certainly the least any of us on this crazy planet could ever hope for |
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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"It has to be fly it looks so freeing. I look at the birds and kind of wish I could join them.
It looks relaxing."
It really does...alternating between flying and gliding...feeling the winds on your face and feeling free |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
Just give me a flying ability, that would be good enough for me.. the places I can go, the amazing view I can see. Seeing the world from a different perspective..
And handy for reaching hard to reach shelves lol |
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