Not so much embarrassing but scary! Lost my light up butt plug with a fella on our first get together! We was going at it hard doggie fashion with but plug in! And it disappeared  think it was a combination of 2 much loob and very relaxed/aroused x |
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"Not so much embarrassing but scary! Lost my light up butt plug with a fella on our first get together! We was going at it hard doggie fashion with but plug in! And it disappeared think it was a combination of 2 much loob and very relaxed/aroused x"
I hope you didn't have to pay a trip to A&E |
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"Not so much embarrassing but scary! Lost my light up butt plug with a fella on our first get together! We was going at it hard doggie fashion with but plug in! And it disappeared think it was a combination of 2 much loob and very relaxed/aroused x
I hope you didn't have to pay a trip to A&E"
No thank god! Especially as he was still in his cop uniform! He managed to retrieve it! And it was still flashing! X |
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"Not so much embarrassing but scary! Lost my light up butt plug with a fella on our first get together! We was going at it hard doggie fashion with but plug in! And it disappeared think it was a combination of 2 much loob and very relaxed/aroused x
I hope you didn't have to pay a trip to A&E
No thank god! Especially as he was still in his cop uniform! He managed to retrieve it! And it was still flashing! X"
Must have been using duracell
You can always tell the nurse you slipped and fell on it. They always believe me  |
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"Not so much embarrassing but scary! Lost my light up butt plug with a fella on our first get together! We was going at it hard doggie fashion with but plug in! And it disappeared think it was a combination of 2 much loob and very relaxed/aroused x
I hope you didn't have to pay a trip to A&E
No thank god! Especially as he was still in his cop uniform! He managed to retrieve it! And it was still flashing! X
Must have been using duracell
You can always tell the nurse you slipped and fell on it. They always believe me "
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Once, while trying to perform a sexy strip tease (the only time I've ever attempted to I'll hasten to add), I managed to twist my ankle in a dramatic fashion while trying to lower my stockings and wearing ridiculous heels. Cue a trip to A and E with my lover having to help me get dressed, de-lube himself and me cursing.
Pure sex. |
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"Once, while trying to perform a sexy strip tease (the only time I've ever attempted to I'll hasten to add), I managed to twist my ankle in a dramatic fashion while trying to lower my stockings and wearing ridiculous heels. Cue a trip to A and E with my lover having to help me get dressed, de-lube himself and me cursing.
Pure sex."
Now if that's not a turn on I don't know what is.
Did you see this lucky fella again? |
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"Once, while trying to perform a sexy strip tease (the only time I've ever attempted to I'll hasten to add), I managed to twist my ankle in a dramatic fashion while trying to lower my stockings and wearing ridiculous heels. Cue a trip to A and E with my lover having to help me get dressed, de-lube himself and me cursing.
Pure sex.
Now if that's not a turn on I don't know what is.
Did you see this lucky fella again?"
Right? Who wouldn't get a raging erection watching that sight?
Yeah, I dated him for a couple of years so can't have put him off that much.  |
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"Many years ago Mr's Mom walking in the bedroom with breakfast while we were.... "
Half time refreshments? An orange slice and sip of water you'll be back in play in no time. |
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"I was once fisting an anus and as my hand came out she threw up due to the stomach turning power of her orgasm all over the bed "
If that's true that's one powerful orgasm |
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When I was 17 and backpacking in Europe I met a 21 year old Italian girl in Rome, we had an amazing sex life, however we got a bit too vigorous and I tore my frenulum, there was blood everywhere and she had to take me to hospital. Not being fluent in Italian she came in with me and had to explain how it happened! We were both mortified I ended up with stitches … we are still friends 28 years later lol |
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Not so embarrassing for me but had a girl gag and throw up all over my dick going down on me whilst i was driving. Last meal was a BigMac. Smelled fucking gross.
I was so close to cumming so im ashamed to say that I told her to carry on wanking me as the sliminess made good lube.
Did the job. |
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Years ago I had a astra convertible me and my girlfriend decided to christen it.we had the roof down and the heavens opened up I tried to start the engine to put the roof back up and got a flat battery.she was mad at first but saw the funny side when she calmed down. |
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