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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She 'shed', she would love a she shed.
They don't seem popular enough to me. Such a wonderful concept! Me myself and I, soundproof walls to contain my period 'hysteria', monthly chocolate subscription delivery and some animal to bury my face in. Now, now.. not that kind of animal you filth! I meant something soft and furry. No. Not that either! Dirty,dirty minds 
M. says he will built me a'period hut' at the back of the garden but it does sound somewhat less appealing than a lady cave or even a "she-shed". Can we come up with a different name? So I can get plaque ordering done. 
What would I find in your dream feminine cave if you designed one today? Share inspirations please |
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I once saw a werewolf film where they insisted they were caged every month til the full moon passed so they didn’t kill anyone…. So… if it aint broke… just saying … some comfy chains attached to a concrete block and some nice sturdy bars ‘ to stop people annoying you’ Job done  |
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"I once saw a werewolf film where they insisted they were caged every month til the full moon passed so they didn’t kill anyone…. So… if it aint broke… just saying … some comfy chains attached to a concrete block and some nice sturdy bars ‘ to stop people annoying you’ Job done "
I thought I was building a she shed not a dungeon facility;-) |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Femtex factory (May explode with no warning: Al Murray style warning sign)
Shed-in-tears (Sponsored by Ronseal, does what it says on the tin)
Menstruation Station (for going off the rails)
Cocoa Chalet (knock first, leave chocolate and fuck off!)
Cocoa Cabana (see above description
Crying Couch
Cootch hooch/Cwtch/The Cootch or something like that.
(works well if you speak Welsh)
cootch (k?t?) or cwtch
noun
1. a hiding place
2. a room, shed, etc, used for storage: a coal cootch.
vb
3. (tr) to hide
4. (often foll by up) to cuddle or be cuddled
5. (tr) to clasp (someone or something) to oneself
[from French couche couch, probably influenced by Welsh cwt hut]
hooch
noun
a small, simply constructed, and often temporary dwelling
the soldiers quickly threw up the hooches where they would be living for the next few weeks |
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I got my own she-shed last year - a nice big metal one. As for what I use it for?
Well, it's my dream tool shed! I am one of those odd women who loved metal & woodwork at school, and love doing any DIY jobs which come along (no, not that type...) so it's probably disappointing to many that a dream shed is a tool shed.
Hubby got his home cinema room, and I got the shed. Both appy as Larry.  |
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"I once saw a werewolf film where they insisted they were caged every month til the full moon passed so they didn’t kill anyone…. So… if it aint broke… just saying … some comfy chains attached to a concrete block and some nice sturdy bars ‘ to stop people annoying you’ Job done "
Gingerbread? |
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"I once saw a werewolf film where they insisted they were caged every month til the full moon passed so they didn’t kill anyone…. So… if it aint broke… just saying … some comfy chains attached to a concrete block and some nice sturdy bars ‘ to stop people annoying you’ Job done
Gingerbread?"
Oooh yes please - is it home made? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about Clunge Cabin? Nice and classy like?
(Obviously I’m joking). I have half a she-shed and would love a better name."
You must be spoilt for choice now using these threads suggestions!
Thanks, I am chuckling away here.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Femtex factory (May explode with no warning: Al Murray style warning sign)
Shed-in-tears (Sponsored by Ronseal, does what it says on the tin)
Menstruation Station (for going off the rails)
Cocoa Chalet (knock first, leave chocolate and fuck off!)
Cocoa Cabana (see above description
Crying Couch
Cootch hooch/Cwtch/The Cootch or something like that.
(works well if you speak Welsh)
cootch (k?t?) or cwtch
noun
1. a hiding place
2. a room, shed, etc, used for storage: a coal cootch.
vb
3. (tr) to hide
4. (often foll by up) to cuddle or be cuddled
5. (tr) to clasp (someone or something) to oneself
[from French couche couch, probably influenced by Welsh cwt hut]
hooch
noun
a small, simply constructed, and often temporary dwelling
the soldiers quickly threw up the hooches where they would be living for the next few weeks"
M. Was in stitches reading this one. Excellent selection |
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"I got my own she-shed last year - a nice big metal one. As for what I use it for?
Well, it's my dream tool shed! I am one of those odd women who loved metal & woodwork at school, and love doing any DIY jobs which come along (no, not that type...) so it's probably disappointing to many that a dream shed is a tool shed.
Hubby got his home cinema room, and I got the shed. Both appy as Larry. "
Brilliant. Each one of you has one's own escape place.
M. would need an IMAX screen to be fully satisfied such a high maintenace :P |
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It would be called The Nook
Would have a huge comfy circular seat, to curl up on or one that hangs from the ceiling. With cushions and a throw so I could get all snug as I switch of from the outside, whilst reading or listen to music.
It would be my do nothing zone rather than a place I go to, to tinker or make things. |
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Can be any building as long as it has a pic of me in it to remind you what you’re missing being in there…. And a dildo Made of blancmange for that authentic ‘shagging me’ experience - am i over selling myself again?? |
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Have a lovely little summer house at bottom of garden! It has drapes from the ceiling and lacy curtains! Fairy lights and lots of nik naks! And a pew from local church with memory foam mattress for me to stretch out on x |
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"Have a lovely little summer house at bottom of garden! It has drapes from the ceiling and lacy curtains! Fairy lights and lots of nik naks! And a pew from local church with memory foam mattress for me to stretch out on x"
oh you mean candyflossys nest
or candyflossys boudoir |
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"Do they really need to be gendered? It’s a separate place for yourself, the idea of man caves and she sheds seems unnecessarily gendered, can’t it just be a private person place? "
I am of the kind who likes underlining that you can name your shed however you wish though |
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"Have a lovely little summer house at bottom of garden! It has drapes from the ceiling and lacy curtains! Fairy lights and lots of nik naks! And a pew from local church with memory foam mattress for me to stretch out on x"
Oh shabby chic bliss |
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"This is a funny thread. Will you post a picture of the winning sign, when it's done.
Glad you enjoyed my creativity."
We are very grateful for all the contributions! I might need to rotate them |
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"Do they really need to be gendered? It’s a separate place for yourself, the idea of man caves and she sheds seems unnecessarily gendered, can’t it just be a private person place? "
It's just a laugh chill |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It would be called The Nook
Would have a huge comfy circular seat, to curl up on or one that hangs from the ceiling. With cushions and a throw so I could get all snug as I switch of from the outside, whilst reading or listen to music.
It would be my do nothing zone rather than a place I go to, to tinker or make things. "
Ah. Great minds.
I want the comfort of nothingness myself. Ignoring time and lists to do. |
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Someone transport me here immediately please.
A vase of tulips and a bean bag. A stash of chocolates and floor to ceiling bookcase filled with books.
Nothing else except a yoga mat, bathtub and essential oils & candles. And a beautiful view.
Nobody would be allowed in a small it would be soundproofed against the world. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Someone transport me here immediately please.
A vase of tulips and a bean bag. A stash of chocolates and floor to ceiling bookcase filled with books.
Nothing else except a yoga mat, bathtub and essential oils & candles. And a beautiful view.
Nobody would be allowed in a small it would be soundproofed against the world. "
Have you tries Dall-e, the ai image generator? Type in your text and it will try to paint your words into an image on screen. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Femtex factory (May explode with no warning: Al Murray style warning sign)
Shed-in-tears (Sponsored by Ronseal, does what it says on the tin)
Menstruation Station (for going off the rails)
Cocoa Chalet (knock first, leave chocolate and fuck off!)
Cocoa Cabana (see above description
Crying Couch
Cootch hooch/Cwtch/The Cootch or something like that.
(works well if you speak Welsh)
cootch (k?t?) or cwtch
noun
1. a hiding place
2. a room, shed, etc, used for storage: a coal cootch.
vb
3. (tr) to hide
4. (often foll by up) to cuddle or be cuddled
5. (tr) to clasp (someone or something) to oneself
[from French couche couch, probably influenced by Welsh cwt hut]
hooch
noun
a small, simply constructed, and often temporary dwelling
the soldiers quickly threw up the hooches where they would be living for the next few weeks
M. Was in stitches reading this one. Excellent selection "
Why not print off all of the names you both like and make these:
A roller blind, like the Routemaster destination with one name in the window on show?
or
A wheel of fortune style spinner with a massive arrow pointing at the name that fits her mood? |
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