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"A strap on" Curious. Why not? | |||
"A strap on" I'd always be willing to change that haha  | |||
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"A strap on Curious. Why not?" May I say, how stunning you are  Mrs x | |||
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"A PlayStation, X box or similar " Get the scart leads ready i'll bring the Atari | |||
"A PlayStation, X box or similar Get the scart leads ready i'll bring the Atari"Ok  . | |||
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"A flashlight. " Fleshlight | |||
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"A condom i prefer to use a gloss paint so the bugs wash away better "I prefer using a toffee crisp wrapper as a Jonny 
https://youtu.be/w1FcKPyVxdE | |||
"Ffs it's not food" Scallops? Delicious. A veritable party in your mouth  | |||
"Dogging " Remember to take your Dogging Blanket™ | |||
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"A condom i prefer to use a gloss paint so the bugs wash away better
I prefer using a toffee crisp wrapper as a Jonny
https://youtu.be/w1FcKPyVxdE"not even a double decker tut tut tut | |||
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"Ffs it's not food Scallops? Delicious. A veritable party in your mouth "Just like fish fingers | |||
"A 2.8litre C reg Granada " My work vehicle was a 2.0l D L reg | |||
"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me.... "And you'd be shattered  | |||
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"A PlayStation, X box or similar Get the scart leads ready i'll bring the Atari"I'll bring the Gamecube and N64 too. | |||
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"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....
And you'd be shattered "ASS in GLASS is fine GLASS in ASS is a swine | |||
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"Tartan paint" You can now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1RMVG5Tk6E | |||
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"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me.... "Jesus how strong are your orgasms?!??? | |||
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"A Penny Farthing "but you did us a tuppence tho | |||
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"A second hand condom. A" what about sandpaper ones | |||
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"A PlayStation, X box or similar " Good one! I'm the same The last computer game I played was on an Amiga 500 in about 1991. See, I still call them computer games  | |||
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"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....
And you'd be shattered "Not bad for you that one... | |||
"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....
And you'd be shattered
Not bad for you that one..."but does it have crystal balls if so surely you would know if its gonna break | |||
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"Four candles " There's a few pubs called that. | |||
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"A strap on Curious. Why not?" Because I would feel foolish wearing one. Happy to use my fingers and vibrators but think if I wore a strap on I would start laughing. | |||
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"A strap on" I throughly recommend trying one so much fun to be had love mine Sweet | |||
