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Had my cleaner come this week while I was at work. I did my usual clean for the cleaner before I left (picked up the shit from the floor so they can clean and not tidy).
Just got in the shower after the gym to realise I'd left a large (unused) horse tail butt plug on the bath tray  
The only good thing is I never see her face to face but we are friends on Facebook lol
Should I message her to apologise or just put the plug away and deny all knowledge |
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When we got a cleaner, on her first day my partner was showing her around and told her where all the sex toys where. Figured it was better she knows where they are rather than stumbling across them. |
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"I've just been to the stables, and Pegasus is very upset, as he's lost his tail. He thinks he might have left it in the house last time he was over. If you happen to find it, I'd be delighted. Thanks ever so much. Evie." |
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"Is it just me that's wondering if its the one pictured 12th Aug 2018 or a new one... and if its new, why there's no pic yet "
Haha that's a fix tail xx
No new pic as the plug on this one is huge so can't get it in  |
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This reminds me of my brother sending a self indulgent mirror selfie to a family WhatsApp group....unknown to him he left his butt plug out on the side. As a decent big brother, I was happy to highlight it and point it out for him |
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"This reminds me of my brother sending a self indulgent mirror selfie to a family WhatsApp group....unknown to him he left his butt plug out on the side. As a decent big brother, I was happy to highlight it and point it out for him "
It's a paperweight Granny |
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If cleaners could only write a book about the things they have seen, probably witnessed every kind of dildo, paddle, sex swing and fleshlight imaginable. The real surprise is if you bump into them in the club and they have bought their own tail and are walking around with it. |
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I left my rabbit in the en-suite sink after washing it. The cleaner found it and started screaming. I thought she’d found a spider. When I reached her she was waving her arms about unable to speak. I soon realised what the issue was. She calmed down enough to say, ‘please tell me that’s for medicinal purposes?’. From then on she asked if I’d left anything out before commencing cleaning. She was traumatised by the whole experience |
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I used to work in houses as a young man, trust me that is nothing and probably brought a little smile to her face. She will have completely forgotten as soon as she changed rooms as not a biggy at all.
The things you remember about someones homes are not nice or pleasant things! |
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"This reminds me of my brother sending a self indulgent mirror selfie to a family WhatsApp group....unknown to him he left his butt plug out on the side. As a decent big brother, I was happy to highlight it and point it out for him "
Did you do it privately or in the group  |
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"Had my cleaner come this week while I was at work. I did my usual clean for the cleaner before I left (picked up the shit from the floor so they can clean and not tidy).
Just got in the shower after the gym to realise I'd left a large (unused) horse tail butt plug on the bath tray
The only good thing is I never see her face to face but we are friends on Facebook lol
Should I message her to apologise or just put the plug away and deny all knowledge "
Say nothing.
I'm sure she's probably seen worse. |
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"This reminds me of my brother sending a self indulgent mirror selfie to a family WhatsApp group....unknown to him he left his butt plug out on the side. As a decent big brother, I was happy to highlight it and point it out for him
Did you do it privately or in the group "
In the group of course. Maximum embarrassment. |
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