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Nora’s secret service F&B edition
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Want to apologise because you’ve cheated at a game chess with anal beads in your ass ?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.
Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel sheet.
I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message.
However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.
No one will be left behind !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell just Pete that I’d love his hanging bollocks of Babylon to fall into my mouth after they have been dipped in Swiss chocolate sauce "
REAL  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell just Pete that I’d love his hanging bollocks of Babylon to fall into my mouth after they have been dipped in Swiss chocolate sauce "
This wasn't a message, it was just F&B being honest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Neil,
Your first album was great and I can still feel my legs shaking.
Bet your second will be better when it comes out (pun intended) "
No-one has EVER called me Neil on the forum before...Hmmm...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell just Pete that I’d love his hanging bollocks of Babylon to fall into my mouth after they have been dipped in Swiss chocolate sauce
This wasn't a message, it was just F&B being honest "
After the chocolate has set, he can open it up like a Kinder Surprise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please request that Rickshawed sends the kids for a special overnight treat to the grandparents so we can all spend the night fucking (and playing with Lego) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Georgia peach
Would you like to come watch the F1 in Vegas with me? X
Only if you’re a Lewis Hamilton fan
It's hard not to be  "
That’s the right attitude!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I believe that no one has been left behind but I now have to go so I have no power for what will happen when I am trying to take over the offline world. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I believe that no one has been left behind but I now have to go so I have no power for what will happen when I am trying to take over the offline world. X"
FAKE |
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"I believe that no one has been left behind but I now have to go so I have no power for what will happen when I am trying to take over the offline world. X"
She's not playing but NotSoPosh says hello F&B |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you tell Rickshawed that if she sticks that flute up my anus and blows, then I will ejaculate and make the man I am giving a handjob to ejaculate at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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GrumpyMcFuckNugget I have dipped my bollocks into battered yolks then breadcrumbs so they look like McNuggets but tender.
Please swallow them as if you were a fake vegetarian who is learning to play guitar in order to get laid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whitney Neil drop your fiver to become a supporter, I’ll pay you back in kind. Heads-up it will be done within seconds. But not to worry I’ll have olive oil and two feet. Brace yourself x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for f&b from a female admirer
I love the way your anus blows smoke rings in cold weather it gives me a huge wide on
Lots of love(lol)
an admirer
Real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for f&b from a female admirer
I love the way your anus blows smoke rings in cold weather it gives me a huge wide on
Lots of love(lol)
an admirer
Real"
heres a clue the thinking lol means lots of loe means shes old as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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NellyWho I don’t know if it is because I am a bit d*unk but I’d like to cut your toenails with my teeth.
I’ll then use your toenails as a toothpick x |
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"Can you tell Rickshawed that if she sticks that flute up my anus and blows, then I will ejaculate and make the man I am giving a handjob to ejaculate at the same time."
Your words paint a beautiful picture  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NellyWho I don’t know if it is because I am a bit d*unk but I’d like to cut your toenails with my teeth.
I’ll then use your toenails as a toothpick x "
Nell's or MrWho's toenails? His feet are far bigger than mine, which is indicative of a really lovely rectum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass 
My wheelchair is 17.5" wide   "
That person told me that size is in the eyes of the beholder. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NellyWho I don’t know if it is because I am a bit d*unk but I’d like to cut your toenails with my teeth.
I’ll then use your toenails as a toothpick x
Nell's or MrWho's toenails? His feet are far bigger than mine, which is indicative of a really lovely rectum. "
Yours apparently as that poster has small gaps between her teeth.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you let HerDirtyRockstar know that although I don’t know who is ‘her’ but I’d like to take her spot. Tell him that I am menopausal so he can for it I won’t get pregnant. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Littlebird Is that you that blew my penis last week at hull’s gloryhole?
Shush. That was supposed to be a secret "
That person said : Well it was just to let you know that I have a STI and Covid.
Sorry x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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could you ask Thumper if he fancies some proper heavy BDSM play with a diminutive lady who would like to submit to him and obey his every word.
Cheers beautiful |
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"Littlebird Is that you that blew my penis last week at hull’s gloryhole?
Shush. That was supposed to be a secret
That person said : Well it was just to let you know that I have a STI and Covid.
Sorry x
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Oh…  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?
This has got to be fake right? "
That person said :
I am
Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x |
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"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?
This has got to be fake right?
That person said :
I am
Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x"
I thought I was out of breath a lot today! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?
This has got to be fake right?
That person said :
I am
Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x
I thought I was out of breath a lot today! "
 there you go. There is an explanation after all |
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"Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass
My wheelchair is 17.5" wide
Is it nicknamed Big Harold?"
Supersize Harold |
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"Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass
My wheelchair is 17.5" wide
That person told me that size is in the eyes of the beholder. "
Whoever that person is, they can become the be-holder of my lovely ass  |
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"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?
This has got to be fake right?
That person said :
I am
Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x
I thought I was out of breath a lot today!
there you go. There is an explanation after all "
Thankfully yes. I thought I would be visiting A&E later if it didn’t change |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?
This has got to be fake right?
That person said :
I am
Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x
I thought I was out of breath a lot today!
there you go. There is an explanation after all
Thankfully yes. I thought I would be visiting A&E later if it didn’t change "
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"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?
This has got to be fake right?
That person said :
I am
Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x"
Oh and thank you but could I walk through your mind tomorrow please x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Joystick-MCR I have never played the PlayStation but I’d love to put your stick in my pussy to feel the joy of MCR "
I can spot a copy and paste message from a mile away.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Joystick-MCR I have never played the PlayStation but I’d love to put your stick in my pussy to feel the joy of MCR
I can spot a copy and paste message from a mile away.
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I live 1 mile from you dude ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you please post in the forum for me.
“F&B
You are hot as hell. If I could have a chance with you I’d go for it in a heartbeat. Although sometimes I think you’re impersonating. You do it very well anyway.
Smooch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you please post in the forum for me.
“F&B
You are hot as hell. If I could have a chance with you I’d go for it in a heartbeat. Although sometimes I think you’re impersonating. You do it very well anyway.
Smooch"
Yes I love pretending I am VWE to get messages from women who are into small cocked guys |
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