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WLTM End of the world fuckbuddy. As the world seems to be collapsing in on itself, I have a rare opportunity to offer the position of Apocalypse Assistant.
Good package offered (oo’er), including high place to watch the final moments, tartan blanket, choice of wines and a selection of nibbles, both sweet and savoury. A campfire will be offered, weather permitting.
Please note if the end of the world does not occurred you are obliged to vacate the hill by 10am the next day. Additional note: this offer is currently only open to females, but this may change depending on time pressures, you will be required to bring your own lube. |
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"WLTM End of the world fuckbuddy. As the world seems to be collapsing in on itself, I have a rare opportunity to offer the position of Apocalypse Assistant.
Good package offered (oo’er), including high place to watch the final moments, tartan blanket, choice of wines and a selection of nibbles, both sweet and savoury. A campfire will be offered, weather permitting.
Please note if the end of the world does not occurred you are obliged to vacate the hill by 10am the next day. Additional note: this offer is currently only open to females, but this may change depending on time pressures, you will be required to bring your own lube. "
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"In please  . Will you bring poetry? I want you to read me poetry as the world ends F&B 
Is that okay if I read it in French ?
Ooh La Sir "
Tu peux m’appeler salaud  |
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"In please . Will you bring poetry? I want you to read me poetry as the world ends F&B
Is that okay if I read it in French ?
Ooh La Sir
Tu peux m’appeler salaud "
Is that a reference to the durability of a lettuce?  |
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"In please . Will you bring poetry? I want you to read me poetry as the world ends F&B
Is that okay if I read it in French ?
Ooh La Sir
Tu peux m’appeler salaud
Is that a reference to the durability of a lettuce? "
If it was I would have written like that salle eau
Making myself laugh |
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"In please . Will you bring poetry? I want you to read me poetry as the world ends F&B
Is that okay if I read it in French ?
Ooh La Sir
Tu peux m’appeler salaud
Is that a reference to the durability of a lettuce?
If it was I would have written like that salle eau
Making myself laugh "
Okay 
((Will you bring a cucumber as well, just in case)) |
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"In please . Will you bring poetry? I want you to read me poetry as the world ends F&B
Is that okay if I read it in French ?
Ooh La Sir
Tu peux m’appeler salaud
Is that a reference to the durability of a lettuce?
If it was I would have written like that salle eau
Making myself laugh
Okay
((Will you bring a cucumber as well, just in case)) "
I’ll bring anything you want if you let me stick your Willy inside a watermelon while I watch the footie |
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"Can nibbles be negotiated??.. I'm more of a chomper than a nibbler....
Will draw up a list of my conditions and send them over  "
Bring a cheese, if it doesn’t all go bang, we can roll it down the hill and chase it in gay abandon |
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"In please . Will you bring poetry? I want you to read me poetry as the world ends F&B
Is that okay if I read it in French ?
Ooh La Sir
Tu peux m’appeler salaud
Is that a reference to the durability of a lettuce?
If it was I would have written like that salle eau
Making myself laugh
Okay
((Will you bring a cucumber as well, just in case))
I’ll bring anything you want if you let me stick your Willy inside a watermelon while I watch the footie "
I was hoping we could get away with a rucksack, but the list is growing, do you have a wheelbarrow? |
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"In please . Will you bring poetry? I want you to read me poetry as the world ends F&B
Is that okay if I read it in French ?
Ooh La Sir
Tu peux m’appeler salaud
Is that a reference to the durability of a lettuce?
If it was I would have written like that salle eau
Making myself laugh
Okay
((Will you bring a cucumber as well, just in case))
I’ll bring anything you want if you let me stick your Willy inside a watermelon while I watch the footie
I was hoping we could get away with a rucksack, but the list is growing, do you have a wheelbarrow? "
No, but I can buy one at Morrison on my way |
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"Can nibbles be negotiated??.. I'm more of a chomper than a nibbler....
Will draw up a list of my conditions and send them over
Bring a cheese, if it doesn’t all go bang, we can roll it down the hill and chase it in gay abandon "
You gouda be kidding me right??? I can't do gay abandon but I can twirl and wave my arms about as I pretend to be Julie Andrews
How big a cheese we talking??? |
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"Can nibbles be negotiated??.. I'm more of a chomper than a nibbler....
Will draw up a list of my conditions and send them over
Bring a cheese, if it doesn’t all go bang, we can roll it down the hill and chase it in gay abandon
You gouda be kidding me right??? I can't do gay abandon but I can twirl and wave my arms about as I pretend to be Julie Andrews
How big a cheese we talking??? "
Always the answer will be “the biggest cheese you can carry” |
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"In please . Will you bring poetry? I want you to read me poetry as the world ends F&B
Is that okay if I read it in French ?
Will you be holding your baguette? "
If you are around yes, otherwise Id let it swing in the fresh air |
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"Uhm, I don’t drink wine. How about cherry Pepsi max?
Go full sugar, it’s the End of the World!! "
I don’t think they do one, plus it makes my teeth furry if I drink sugary drinks and then they itch. I’ll stick with CPM  |
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