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What has someone said to you that you didn’t think was true?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I got told recently that I have quite a weapon on me and it might be too much to take. I’m not sure if she was being kind or if was truth but it stroked my ego all the same.

What have you been told that you didn’t think was true?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This woman told me that some guy called Breadless has quite a weapon him. I didn’t believe it

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

He's 'weaponised' this thread..........^

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"This woman told me that some guy called Breadless has quite a weapon him. I didn’t believe it "

I got told she said Tool??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you.

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I love you.

That's a big one to lie about.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I love you.

"
awwww not the time or place but glad you finally realised xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This woman told me that some guy called Breadless has quite a weapon him. I didn’t believe it "

She said her two hands were not enough, but her hands are smaller than mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love you.

Hah, yeah, that one.

Ace isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said she’d never loved anyone else before meeting me

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"Said she’d never loved anyone else before meeting me "

She said the same to me!! ( and the rest-of the lads at Leicester Tigers!!)

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By *ohn KanakaMan over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Most compliments I receive I struggle to believe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Said she’d never loved anyone else before meeting me

She said the same to me!! ( and the rest-of the lads at Leicester Tigers!!)

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

It's nothing he is just a friend I have known him for years !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My uncle says a cow is not a cow until it has a calf. Before they become a cow it's cattle.

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

A politician once said .........

Doesn't matter what it was, it was bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My eldest says I've changed because I have a cleaner and use scented ironing water I said no I'm still a twat.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

That sausages were made from sausage dogs.....oh wait.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blow job queen. Had better

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By *irty-pairCouple over a year ago

Essex

Big Al says dogs can’t look up

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By *loria JamesTV/TS over a year ago

Durham

"I'll take you out"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Literally everything men tell me on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When my mates sister called to tell me he has days to live

I didnt believe her until another mate told me it was true

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"Literally everything men tell me on here

This sounds like one of those paradoxes: 'Everything I say is a lie', that kind of thing.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm going back to Australia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dogs can’t look up

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Literally everything men tell me on here

How can you tell a man's lying...his lips are moving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Literally everything men tell me on here

How can you tell a man's lying...his lips are moving

You haven't gotten his dick wet yet.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Literally everything men tell me on here

Snap

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

i have a nice body, from a 39 year old woman at work,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have the biggest penis I have never seen

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