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over a year ago
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Almost everything iv been like a pitbull on steroids most of the day cos my team lost last night it made me mad enough to beat up grass it will have me moody all week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up.  "
Just let it out, we are all friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!!
If you don’t ask you don’t get"
Good point. In that case, can I have nipples in my inbox please. Female ones (although thanks for the offer MrKint  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. "
yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!!
If you don’t ask you don’t get
Good point. In that case, can I have nipples in my inbox please. Female ones (although thanks for the offer MrKint )"
How about purt male nipples? |
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"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!!
If you don’t ask you don’t get
Good point. In that case, can I have nipples in my inbox please. Female ones (although thanks for the offer MrKint )"
Hope my message cheers you up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing yet. However I am getting sick of the dick pics and the message 'would you?' I mean at least try and make the effort  "
Sadly, that is too much for some people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows "
No nuts allowed.
You maniacs. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows
No nuts allowed.
You maniacs. "
Allow it mate.
I'm living in a world of darkness.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As Leo Getz would say : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay?
They fuck you at the drive-thru!
They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' fabulous and bearded !
Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows
No nuts allowed.
You maniacs.
Allow it mate.
I'm living in a world of darkness.
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Used the wrong variant of they're their or there on an email didn't you.
Probably to someone important.
Don't let this push you to such madness. But if you do, can you live stream it, might be fun seeing you turn into a pin cushion for the rescue. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As Leo Getz would say : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay?
They fuck you at the drive-thru!
They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' fabulous and bearded !
Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?"
Wow, this really did get too you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As Leo Getz would say : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay?
They fuck you at the drive-thru!
They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' fabulous and bearded !
Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?"
i just watched it again yesterday |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows
No nuts allowed.
You maniacs.
Allow it mate.
I'm living in a world of darkness.
Used the wrong variant of they're their or there on an email didn't you.
Probably to someone important.
Don't let this push you to such madness. But if you do, can you live stream it, might be fun seeing you turn into a pin cushion for the rescue."
The great Blue Eyed missed a pop culture reference?
I'd like this day to finish now please.
P.S insulted you'd think I could do that. Ever. Really insulted. I could edit a document in my sleep. I can't pronounce banal though, I'll send you a voice note of how I say it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows
No nuts allowed.
You maniacs.
Allow it mate.
I'm living in a world of darkness.
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what did dumbledore say about putting on lights or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As Leo Getz would say : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay?
They fuck you at the drive-thru!
They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' fabulous and bearded !
Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?i just watched it again yesterday "
Such a classic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows
No nuts allowed.
You maniacs.
Allow it mate.
I'm living in a world of darkness.
Used the wrong variant of they're their or there on an email didn't you.
Probably to someone important.
Don't let this push you to such madness. But if you do, can you live stream it, might be fun seeing you turn into a pin cushion for the rescue.
The great Blue Eyed missed a pop culture reference?
I'd like this day to finish now please.
P.S insulted you'd think I could do that. Ever. Really insulted. I could edit a document in my sleep. I can't pronounce banal though, I'll send you a voice note of how I say it. "
Like bagel, anel?
Anyway, I am a bit shocked I missed the wise words if Charlie.
Probably because I focus too heavily on Dennis and his, wise erotic instructions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The lack of sex.
Well the days not over yet.
If you don’t ask, you don’t get
I shall send good thoughts out to the universe!"
Or send good thoughts to me |
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over a year ago
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"The amount of idiot drivers on the roads this morning  its like some fu#kers forget how to drive over the 2 day weekend! Bloody miracle I made it to work me and car in 1 peace not pieces lol
OK I feel better now got that off my chest phew haha "
And relax |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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"The amount of idiot drivers on the roads this morning its like some fu#kers forget how to drive over the 2 day weekend! Bloody miracle I made it to work me and car in 1 peace not pieces lol
OK I feel better now got that off my chest phew haha
And relax "
Haha cheers I needed that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The amount of idiot drivers on the roads this morning its like some fu#kers forget how to drive over the 2 day weekend! Bloody miracle I made it to work me and car in 1 peace not pieces lol
OK I feel better now got that off my chest phew haha
And relax
Haha cheers I needed that "
Better then emptying your balls |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows
No nuts allowed.
You maniacs.
Allow it mate.
I'm living in a world of darkness.
Used the wrong variant of they're their or there on an email didn't you.
Probably to someone important.
Don't let this push you to such madness. But if you do, can you live stream it, might be fun seeing you turn into a pin cushion for the rescue.
The great Blue Eyed missed a pop culture reference?
I'd like this day to finish now please.
P.S insulted you'd think I could do that. Ever. Really insulted. I could edit a document in my sleep. I can't pronounce banal though, I'll send you a voice note of how I say it.
Like bagel, anel?
Anyway, I am a bit shocked I missed the wise words if Charlie.
Probably because I focus too heavily on Dennis and his, wise erotic instructions. "
I'm not editing this post down deliberately, got to give you a stiffy. Because I'm kind like that.
Fricking love Dennis.
I'll send it when I'm less whorse sounding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watched a video some guy dragging people out of the road saying ‘fuck the climate and the climate crisis’ and I just feel shit for my kids and any kids they may have.
Proper fucked me off |
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over a year ago
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"Teenage daughter, or rather I’m fucking her off with every single thing I’m saying. Doors can’t take much more slamming "
Have you thought of taking the doors of the hinges, can’t slam them if they aren’t there lol |
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"Teenage daughter, or rather I’m fucking her off with every single thing I’m saying. Doors can’t take much more slamming
Have you thought of taking the doors of the hinges, can’t slam them if they aren’t there lol"
We keep threatening to lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Teenage daughter, or rather I’m fucking her off with every single thing I’m saying. Doors can’t take much more slamming
Have you thought of taking the doors of the hinges, can’t slam them if they aren’t there lol
We keep threatening to lol"
Have kids, it’ll be fun. They said lol |
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Traffic and road works. Why the f*** do they insist on doing roadworks on roads that dont need it and then divert the traffic to an already extremely busy road. Im usually able to get to my kids school in less than 15 mins. This morning took nearly 3/4 of an hour and dipshits trying to cut in all over the place to skip the queue. This actually will be a two week rant. |
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"Traffic and road works. Why the f*** do they insist on doing roadworks on roads that dont need it and then divert the traffic to an already extremely busy road. Im usually able to get to my kids school in less than 15 mins. This morning took nearly 3/4 of an hour and dipshits trying to cut in all over the place to skip the queue. This actually will be a two week rant. "
I will always lean an ear when you need to scream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knowing that my friend is getting cheated on by her partner , who thinks having a single profile on here whilst also having a couples profile is acceptable |
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"Knowing that my friend is getting cheated on by her partner , who thinks having a single profile on here whilst also having a couples profile is acceptable "
Well that’s just no cricket |
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