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A word to the wise this festive season....
Don't mix ameretto, champagne, lager, red wine and white wine in large amounts.....
Don't get your dad to pick you up in his girlfriends Mercedes.....
And definitely don't throw up all over the dashboard or in the door well 
I was definitely not favourite daughter at 3am this morning!!! |
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"A word to the wise this festive season....
Don't mix ameretto, champagne, lager, red wine and white wine in large amounts.....
Don't get your dad to pick you up in his girlfriends Mercedes.....
And definitely don't throw up all over the dashboard or in the door well
I was definitely not favourite daughter at 3am this morning!!!"
PMSL!! If only you'd skipped the Amaretto!   |
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"I've made a careful note of this and definitely won't be doing it
I bet your dad was mad but not half as mad as his girlfriend that is going to SMELL! "
He was mad last night, especially when I came out with some baby wipes to help clear it up.
I have offered to het it valeted but he has been out with the febreeze and says its all sorted now.
He is laughing about it now and teasing ne about it. |
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"Not nice at all, had a kid throw up all over the dash of my old xr3i years ago and it went into the air vents, had to strip the bloody dash to get rid of the smell"
It's a swine if it gets in the air vents! Months later you suddenly get a whiff! |
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"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!"
You can get d*unk just not sick.. |
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"ooops!. 
but can you remember if you had a good time at all?. "
Yep...was a fab party he first one without any fights or senior management getting a broken nose
I did manage to lose all my friends though, last I knew we were planning on going to a club then they all vanished, leaving me sat on the kerb waiting for my dad  |
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"ooops!.
but can you remember if you had a good time at all?.
Yep...was a fab party he first one without any fights or senior management getting a broken nose
I did manage to lose all my friends though, last I knew we were planning on going to a club then they all vanished, leaving me sat on the kerb waiting for my dad "
You crossed the pissed as a fart phase when even women leave youy behind lol. Blokes do it even when sober |
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"A word to the wise this festive season....
Don't mix ameretto, champagne, lager, red wine and white wine in large amounts.....
Don't get your dad to pick you up in his girlfriends Mercedes.....
And definitely don't throw up all over the dashboard or in the door well
I was definitely not favourite daughter at 3am this morning!!!"
haha. Did you have that tail between your legs feeling in the morning? the one where you dont want to make eye contact with another living soul? lol  |
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"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!
You can get d*unk just not sick.. "
Deffo no throwing up. I don't do sick well! |
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"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!
You can get d*unk just not sick..
Deffo no throwing up. I don't do sick well! "
Nor do I................. |
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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago
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"ooops!.
but can you remember if you had a good time at all?.
Yep...was a fab party he first one without any fights or senior management getting a broken nose
I did manage to lose all my friends though, last I knew we were planning on going to a club then they all vanished, leaving me sat on the kerb waiting for my dad "
AH,you poor poppet!.  |
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"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!
You can get d*unk just not sick..
Deffo no throwing up. I don't do sick well!
Nor do I................."
No jagerbombs for eves then! |
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"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!
You can get d*unk just not sick..
Deffo no throwing up. I don't do sick well!
Nor do I.................
No jagerbombs for eves then! "
Maybe just one  |
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"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!
You can get d*unk just not sick..
Deffo no throwing up. I don't do sick well!
Nor do I.................
No jagerbombs for eves then!
Maybe just one "
I am getting some sambuca |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!
You can get d*unk just not sick..
Deffo no throwing up. I don't do sick well!
Nor do I.................
No jagerbombs for eves then!
Maybe just one
I am getting some sambuca "
Cheekychops, that's pure evil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!
You can get d*unk just not sick..
Deffo no throwing up. I don't do sick well!
Nor do I.................
No jagerbombs for eves then!
Maybe just one
I am getting some sambuca
Cheekychops, that's pure evil. "
Well i've got the Jaeger and the red bull (well - asda stuff but tastes the same!).
Just need someone to bring the tequila for the body shots! |
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"You better not be sick next weekend or I am going to kick your arse!!!
I've already had to make that promise once today lol
I definitely will not get d*unk next weekend, promise!!!!
You can get d*unk just not sick..
Deffo no throwing up. I don't do sick well!
Nor do I.................
No jagerbombs for eves then!
Maybe just one
I am getting some sambuca
Cheekychops, that's pure evil.
Well i've got the Jaeger and the red bull (well - asda stuff but tastes the same!).
Just need someone to bring the tequila for the body shots! "
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes we need that... |
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"No one told me there'd be drinking games. I'll sit in the corner with my pipe and slippers if we make it...il bring mine and we can laugh at them getting sozzled togeva"
Good Plan! |
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"No one told me there'd be drinking games. I'll sit in the corner with my pipe and slippers
You soooooooooooooo won't be........ "
Just ask Kim, I'm crap at drinking. I can't throw up if I've told evie not to. |
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"No one told me there'd be drinking games. I'll sit in the corner with my pipe and slippers
You soooooooooooooo won't be........
Just ask Kim, I'm crap at drinking. I can't throw up if I've told evie not to. "
Ok just go easy then..... |
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"No one told me there'd be drinking games. I'll sit in the corner with my pipe and slippers
You soooooooooooooo won't be........
Just ask Kim, I'm crap at drinking. I can't throw up if I've told evie not to.
Ok just go easy then....."
I only know one way to drink. It's always ends messy lol |
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"No one told me there'd be drinking games. I'll sit in the corner with my pipe and slippers
You soooooooooooooo won't be........
Just ask Kim, I'm crap at drinking. I can't throw up if I've told evie not to.
Ok just go easy then.....
I only know one way to drink. It's always ends messy lol "
Eat something then... |
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"No one told me there'd be drinking games. I'll sit in the corner with my pipe and slippers
You soooooooooooooo won't be........
Just ask Kim, I'm crap at drinking. I can't throw up if I've told evie not to.
Ok just go easy then.....
I only know one way to drink. It's always ends messy lol
Eat something then... "
Will do at the Christmas market |
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"No one told me there'd be drinking games. I'll sit in the corner with my pipe and slippers
You soooooooooooooo won't be........
Just ask Kim, I'm crap at drinking. I can't throw up if I've told evie not to.
Ok just go easy then.....
I only know one way to drink. It's always ends messy lol
Eat something then...
Will do at the Christmas market "
I am doing food you know so no one will go hungry... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No one told me there'd be drinking games. I'll sit in the corner with my pipe and slippers
You soooooooooooooo won't be........
Just ask Kim, I'm crap at drinking. I can't throw up if I've told evie not to.
Ok just go easy then.....
I only know one way to drink. It's always ends messy lol
Eat something then...
Will do at the Christmas market
I am doing food you know so no one will go hungry... "
Wow sounds propper posh. |
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I'm a good girl really, just let my hair down a little too much at the Christmas party!!
. Was still good fun though 